Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

BPKS · 30-08-2018 02:48PM

In fairness, this caller is funny.

"Hang on. I'm telling it" he says as Joe tried to butt in.

De Bhál · 30-08-2018 02:51PM

Joe is pushing for him to tell us he hit the drink to deal with it but no go it seems.

Fair play to him...tough thing to witness

Del.Monte · 30-08-2018 02:51PM

Where was Brian's book printed?

sligojoek · 30-08-2018 02:53PM

Thanks for your service.

BPKS · 30-08-2018 02:53PM

I'm fully expecting a Funny Friday from the Maritime Hotel in Bantry in the coming months so that Joe can try get a look at Whiddy Island at RTE's expense so to speak

sligojoek · 30-08-2018 02:54PM

Plug for a book that's sold out.

Ally Dick · 30-08-2018 02:56PM

The institutional church wont exist in 30 years time

ouxbbkqtswdfaw · 30-08-2018 02:56PM

Why would the priest forgive the women at the pub when they haven't asked to be forgiven?

Mena Mitty · 30-08-2018 03:02PM

Loiveline

2 day
2 morrow
4 eva

Wtf loike.

30-08-2018 03:03PM

De Bhál wrote: »

joe awaits your call

He got one when she doyed a munt later! Twas de famous toime de pewer man wantin a liver phoned in. As I had offered mudders oyes a few days before I found it therapeutic to join de conversation so to speak. Unfortunately I wasn’t following de boards den, so I didn’t get to see de reaction. Shortly after her man almost got de liver but doyed on de table so to speak.

30-08-2018 03:05PM

Ray advising us to take 3 week’s holiday at a time like he does. Unfortunately you have to work in RTE for that.

sligojoek · 30-08-2018 03:07PM

Deleted User wrote: »

He got one when she doyed a munt later! Twas de famous toime de pewer man wantin a liver phoned in. As I had offered mudders oyes a few days before I found it therapeutic to join de conversation so to speak. Unfortunately I wasn’t following de boards den, so I didn’t get to see de reaction. Shortly after her man almost got de liver but doyed on de table so to speak.

Do you remember the date? You should be able to go back through the threads.

30-08-2018 03:11PM

sligojoek wrote: »

Do you remember the date? You should be able to go back through the threads.

She doyed 7th September 2009, it was about a week later so wud b abt 12th-15th Sep 2009, if I can track it.

30-08-2018 03:12PM

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.irishtimes.com/news/scriptwriter-frank-deasy-dies-after-liver-transplant-1.740082%3fmode=amp

It was Frank Deasy

It was Lahvlahn Monday 14th September 2009

30-08-2018 03:43PM

Found it!

https://touch.boards.ie/thread/2055522789/11

Dis was de day dat Catmaniac was on de Lahvlahn. A differdent generation of boardsies on so to speak, not de gang here now dat nitpicks every sentence uttered by a caller.

Dan Jaman · 30-08-2018 04:37PM

De Bh107942603 wrote:

"crude oil is the most flammable liquid in the world...once it ignites"

Well, yeah. The statement's a bit skew-whiff, but I know exactly what he means. Crude still has all the lighter fractions in it. It's a common misconception that because crude is commonly seen to be a thick treacly stuff that it must be as flammable as tar, but it's not the case at all. It just looks like that, and some crudes are quite thin and full of volatiles, just awaiting a spark.

Dan Jaman · 30-08-2018 04:42PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Found it!

https://touch.boards.ie/thread/2055522789/11

Dis was de day dat Catmaniac was on de Lahvlahn. A differdent generation of boardsies on so to speak, not de gang here now dat nitpicks every sentence uttered by a caller.

From that single page;
The quality of callers, headshops, the ploughing championship, headshops, Lisbon and Nama.
Nothing changes, Jowel is, was and always will be forever a twat.

Odyssey 2005 · 30-08-2018 09:27PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I was half-joking as I said it, but lo and behold it appears we have a BINGO.

The deepest cut ...

Odyssey 2005 · 30-08-2018 09:36PM

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

You could tell it was killing her to actually spit out the words that he is entitled to park there

He was too much of a gentleman to tell her to fûćķ off.

Odyssey 2005 · 30-08-2018 09:42PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

But but Lisa is ENTITLED to that space as she campaigned for it for two years.

I have a disabled badge. If I'd nothing better to do I'd travel to that skewl and park up at 08.40 and go for brekkie. Again at 13.40 and have a late lunch.
There's a name for yet one,it rhymes with runt.
Does she think she owns the parking space ...oh wait. !

ButtersSuki · 30-08-2018 09:50PM

Deleted User wrote: »

She’s a right **t** in real life, one to join the Mé Fein club for sure the way she has treated people.

Wat? Did Terry Prone call in?

Deleted User wrote: »

Someone should do a death and illness count.

De finest Matty Matticians in de wurild cound't design a masheen or an Al Gore Riddim dat could calculate dose so to speak. And even if day did, it would be broken in 2 days. It would be called "De Death and Illness Infinityometer Calculator and dat"

2smiggy wrote: »

Joe seems bored, even with all the death. Perhaps they died too fast, not enough disease or suffering

Too old probably. De real fetish is de death a de pooer chislers.

Deleted User wrote: »

Up North they are extremely strict re disabled parking. I brought my completely disabled 89 year old mother to a hotel in Portrush and there was also another disabled wheelchair user staying in hotel. We both used the disabled spaces in front of hotel. However both of our disabled badges had expired by less than two months and were both given parking tickets. Had to pay it as it was a hire car.

TBH I'd prefer if we had a zero tolerance policy on this type of thing down here too instead of Anto parking there for a few minutes as he runs in to get a slab of Bulmers but it's ok because he left his hazards on.

De Bhál wrote: »

"crude oil is the most flammable liquid in the world...once it ignites"

Ah Duffy, he has such a way with wurds.

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Well she told us often enough how she 'lobbied' for those spaces...and fair dues to her.

I fear it'll be first come first served in this instance like every other disabled spot.

If it still causes aggro...they will have to bring in a traffic light colour coded system ( TLCCS)

Red - vaguely unwell but clever enough to cry the poor mouth and garner a disabled batch.

Amber - A little bit disabled.

Green - Genuinely disabled.

Wat about "D" for difference so to speak?

BPKS wrote: »

I'm fully expecting a Funny Friday from the Maritime Hotel in Bantry in the coming months so that Joe can try get a look at Whiddy Island at RTE's expense so to speak

Chalk it down.

Deleted User wrote: »

Ray advising us to take 3 week’s holiday at a time like he does. Unfortunately you have to work in RTE for that.

Did he really say that? As out of touch as Fateen.

Odyssey 2005 · 30-08-2018 10:12PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Wat? Did Terry Prone call in?

De finest Matty Matticians in de wurild cound't design a masheen or an Al Gore Riddim dat could calculate dose so to speak. And even if day did, it would be broken in 2 days. It would be called "De Death and Illness Infinityometer Calculator and dat"

Too old probably. De real fetish is de death a de pooer chislers.

TBH I'd prefer if we had a zero tolerance policy on this type of thing down here too instead of Anto parking there for a few minutes as he runs in to get a slab of Bulmers but it's ok because he left his hazards on.

Ah Duffy, he has such a way with wurds.

Wat about "D" for difference so to speak?

Chalk it down.

Did he really say that? As out of touch as Fateen.

Yes. He was advised to take 3 weeks as 2 is not enough to wind down. He's still not into the grove of work

:). He's having nightmares about it

ButtersSuki · 30-08-2018 10:19PM

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Yes. He was advised to take 3 weeks as 2 is not enough to wind down. He's still not into the grove of work :). He's having nightmares about it

Sure it's grand taking 3 weeks at a time when you get 12 weeks off and still take home €500,000 gross for less than 10 hours (between TV and Radio) work a week.

Focking RTÉ! Blood boiling here.

I dunno....sigh.

Time for this again:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIWm6GnC1xw

I've said it before and I'll likely say it again - if you haven't watched that clip, do.

sligojoek · 31-08-2018 12:38AM

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

He was too much of a gentleman to tell her to fûćķ off.

Are you new here?

I only heard a few bits today. One bit I did hear was sickening.

When he was talking to the sister of Tony who was killed at Whiddy Island.
Disclaimer: not the exact words but near enough.

Joe: And what was Tony's son called?

Caller: Tony.

Joe: Aaaaw. Aaaaaaw. Oh my god!! * Exact words*.

Then:

Joe: So if he was born 39 years ago, if he's, Please God, still with us today he's 39.

€insert amount here a year folks.

sligojoek · 31-08-2018 01:22AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Found it!

https://touch.boards.ie/thread/2055522789/11

Dis was de day dat Catmaniac was on de Lahvlahn. A differdent generation of boardsies on so to speak, not de gang here now dat nitpicks every sentence uttered by a caller.

WOW .. and that was a genuine WOW.

You you could copy 30 posts in a row from there and paste them into tomorrow's show and nobody would know the difference.

Except JonathanAnon is no longer with us, no longer on this earth, has passed, at peace, Gone to a better place,

I wonder what age he'd be if he was with us on this eeeaaaarth today.

ButtersSuki · 31-08-2018 03:14AM

sligojoek wrote: »

WOW .. and that was a genuine WOW.

You you could copy 30 posts in a row from there and paste them into tomorrow's show and nobody would know the difference.

Except JonathanAnon is no longer with us, no longer on this earth, has passed, at peace, Gone to a better place,

I wonder what age he'd be if he was with us on this eeeaaaarth today.

Serious question....is JA dead?

ButtersSuki · 31-08-2018 03:18AM

Dan Jaman wrote: »

From that single page;
The quality of callers, headshops, the ploughing championship, headshops, Lisbon and Nama.
Nothing changes, Jowel is, was and always will be forever a twat.

Was it still Lisbon back in 2009 2-09? Wat year was it exactly then when it was renamed Liz Bonn?

ButtersSuki · 31-08-2018 03:30AM

sligojoek wrote: »

WOW .. and that was a genuine WOW.

You you could copy 30 posts in a row from there and paste them into tomorrow's show and nobody would know the difference.

I read about 20 pages or so. It’s from 9 years ago, but you could literally cut and paste it into any week in the intervening 9 years and it wouldn’t seem out of place. RTÉ = GUBU.

ButtersSuki · 31-08-2018 12:45PM

I caught de promo and dat but tbh I wasn't really listening so to speak:

More 39th Anniversary of Maritime Death Specials
Fella owns a house and rented it out. Tennants haven't paid rent for 8 months but he can't evict them - what should he do? I've been there myself caller......
There was something else but as I said I wasn't really listening

Camp voyis? Check.

ButtersSuki · 31-08-2018 12:48PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I read about 20 pages or so. It’s from 9 years ago, but you could literally cut and paste it into any week in the intervening 9 years and it wouldn’t seem out of place. RTÉ = GUBU.

Just on the above, I was thinking about this earlier. He's still doing the same things he did 9 years ago today - not listening to callers, being rude, shutting callers down if he doesn't like their point of view, being sarcastic, humming and hawing etc. You'd think in that 9 years (I know he's presenting it a lot longer) he'd have honed his technique a little and improved? Not a chance.

The only thing he's improved are his fees - for the same old shoyte.

Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

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