Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

Joe should do a week doing deliveries for a documentary

He wouldn't last half a day; though in his own moyind, dat would be a full week I suppose as it's 4 or so hours. Imagine him on a bike? An adult with stabilisers and dat

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Get off the radio ffs

Joe or the caller?

2smiggy wrote: »

tight fecker is right !! the weekly shop in dealz ?

Joe or the caller?

BPKS wrote: »

In fairness, there have been some ridiculous topics covered on Liveline over the years and this is probably up there in the top 1000 or so.

How bad was it? Did he ask "wat color is de chockalih?".

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

I bet the miserable cnut keeps all his receipts

Joe or the caller?

mirwillbeback wrote: »

6 items

5 x 4pack of topics
1 chocolate bar for the homeless (if he has no topics left)

Did Joe use a "change of topic" pun or any other such "brilliant" word play today?

Roger_007 wrote: »

Jaysus!, what an accent?

It's a wurking class accent caller, and he's never had any complaints (according to himself).
https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/who-the-hell-knows-what-the-public-are-going-for-1.58641

sligojoek wrote: »

I can sense a Childers of Brendan Smith book coming up.

Please no.

BPKS wrote: »

You know that Joe, you've got degrees

A degree (singular), and a very basic and out-dated one it is too.

dvcireland wrote: »

Bartholomew Ahern

Let the alligators back up their allegations

Saint Bartholomew of Drumcondra Parish to you caller. WHOY was de liar being discussed twoday?

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

He seemed to be enthralled with the “boxy bag”

Probably wondering how would day get de coddle into it, it being a liquidy ting in places and dat.

Trinners is for winners (alleged) Human Trafficers apparently, so to speak.


No doubt Fateen will be all over dis story - unless he takes his break-een of course.


https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/trinity-graduate-facing-up-to-20-years-in-greek-jail-on-human-trafficking-charges-37265814.html?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=IN:Daily&hConversionEventId=AQEAAZQF2gAmdjQwMDAwMDE2NS04OTU4LTdiOWEtYjI5NC1jNTE2M2U1OWJhYTTaACQxNTg1NWFlZC1mOTE3LTQ5NzUtMDAwMC0wMjFlZjNhMGJjYzLaACQ5MDhiZjJmMS0wODVkLTQwZmEtYjcxNy01YTEyNDAyZTVjZWMJp5QZog0tizQccC2QQhuC0aXrO4XH6VygJQmimycz7g


Lots of potential Gold here:

• Cark (Togher) salt a dee irth dun good in Trinners and dat
• My bhoy, your beauriful bhoy etc.
• Lesbos :pac:
• Mudder's name is "Fanny" :pac:
• Fanny's mudder died "only last month" so to speak
• Forden fadder was a refugee from Viet Nam - de childers dat did doyed in Viet Nam?
• Forden fadder's name will get a unique pronunciation from Fateen no doubt
• Chisler born in Germany so technically not Irish according to Dept. of Forden Affairs and dat like de lady last week - whoy? whoy? whoy?

So much potential Gold it can only go one way - badly.

glenfieldman wrote: »

Just seen on Twitter that PBH drives a Volvo and he needs his fanny fixed

Did he mention what colour it is?


He has a Land Rover too - he mentioned this back when we had the snow as he humblebragged his way into telling us about all the cars vehickles he dragged out of the snow. It could of course be the wife's car, but equally, being an RTÉ presenter it's likely just one of the fleet.

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:



Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 168
Joe Shows: 133
No Show Joe Shows: 35
Breakeens 4 Joe: 35
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 30
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €332,500*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

DON'T FORGET -
"We're here all summer" sez he.


WARNING: BREAK-EEN IMMINENT, PBH BACK IN DE HOT SEAT SOON SO TO SPEAK.

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Trinners is for winners (alleged) Human Trafficers apparently, so to speak.

No doubt Fateen will be all over dis story - unless he takes his break-een of course.

https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/trinity-graduate-facing-up-to-20-years-in-greek-jail-on-human-trafficking-charges-37265814.html?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=IN:Daily&hConversionEventId=AQEAAZQF2gAmdjQwMDAwMDE2NS04OTU4LTdiOWEtYjI5NC1jNTE2M2U1OWJhYTTaACQxNTg1NWFlZC1mOTE3LTQ5NzUtMDAwMC0wMjFlZjNhMGJjYzLaACQ5MDhiZjJmMS0wODVkLTQwZmEtYjcxNy01YTEyNDAyZTVjZWMJp5QZog0tizQccC2QQhuC0aXrO4XH6VygJQmimycz7g

Lots of potential Gold here:

• Cark (Togher) salt a dee irth dun good in Trinners and dat
• My bhoy, your beauriful bhoy etc.
• Lesbos :pac:
• Mudder's name is "Fanny" :pac:
• Fanny's mudder died "only last month" so to speak
• Forden fadder was a refugee from Viet Nam - de childers dat did doyed in Viet Nam?
• Forden fadder's name will get a unique pronunciation from Fateen no doubt
• Chisler born in Germany so technically not Irish according to Dept. of Forden Affairs and dat like de lady last week - whoy? whoy? whoy?

So much potential Gold it can only go one way - badly.

Great news! It didn't feature on de promo, so the chances of dis being covered have just shot through the roof!

glenfieldman wrote: »

It is vulva red caller ( his own joke )

Did he really say that? A tad uncouth for PBH I would have thought?

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Fanny Binder has the nomadic look about her

There's no "T" in nomadic.

Amazing, fantastic.

Wait a minute, if the other permit holders have their badges legitmately, they'd be entitled to make use of the spaces?

This wan's nose is out of joint because other people weren't being amazing.