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If a film of your life was made, who would you pick you to play you?

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  • #62
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,365 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    PlaneSpeeking wrote: »
    With the tattoos, waistcoat biceps and sexy baritone ???


    well not quite that identical. sorry to disappoint. though i do have a waistcoat


  • #63
    Trigger Happy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,287 ✭✭✭Trigger Happy


    Jason Stratham. He would need to stay out of the gym for a couple of years to get role ready.


  • #64
    PlaneSpeeking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,106 ✭✭✭PlaneSpeeking


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    well not quite that identical. sorry to disappoint. though i do have a waistcoat

    Ah shame lol!!!!!


  • #65
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,365 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    PlaneSpeeking wrote: »
    Ah shame lol!!!!!


    but i dont have his crippling heroin addiction so that is a plus


  • #66
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    The young me would be played by the black lad from Stranger Things. The teenage\ twenties me would be played by Tobey Maguire. Scarlett Johansson would play me in my thirties\forties. Jackie Chan would play me for most of the rest of the film until the scene where I'm in my death bed which would be played by Kirk Douglas.


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  • #67
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Steve Buscemi


  • #68
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,237 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Mads Mikkelsen.


  • #69
    PlaneSpeeking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,106 ✭✭✭PlaneSpeeking


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    but i dont have his crippling heroin addiction so that is a plus

    Silver lining everywhere!!!!


  • #70
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Given my penchant for the finer things in life, an accurate portrayal of my foibles could only be achieved Kelsey Grammer.


  • #71
    Malayalam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭Malayalam


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Mads Mikkelsen.

    Oh my God, Really? :eek: (*Straightens up, chest out, flounces hair...well, helllllooo there, Jim)


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  • #72
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Malayalam wrote: »
    Oh my God, Really? :eek: (*Straightens up, chest out, flounces hair...well, helllllooo there, Jim)

    I was thinking the very same thing! :D


  • #73
    Steve F
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Steve F


    :D
    Malayalam wrote: »
    Oh my God, Really? :eek: (*Straightens up, chest out, flounces hair...well, helllllooo there, Jim)

    :D


  • #74
    razorblunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Scarlett Johansson.
    That should set twitter off. I'm a 6'3 heterosexual Cork Man.


  • #75
    tommyboy26
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,128 ✭✭✭tommyboy26


    steve buscemi as the character in this clip would be perfect for playing my life


    https://youtu.be/68sRqrZZ6wQ


  • #76
    PlaneSpeeking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,106 ✭✭✭PlaneSpeeking


    razorblunt wrote: »
    Scarlett Johansson.
    That should set twitter off. I'm a 6'3 heterosexual Cork Man.

    She'd nail it!

    Twitter would implode!


  • #77
    Postgrad10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,792 ✭✭✭Postgrad10


    Sandra Bullock. She can do serious roles but has comic timing which is apt for me. Her face is looking a bit too crease free lately though !


  • #78
    Four Phucs Ache
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,016 ✭✭✭Four Phucs Ache


    Jeff bridges


  • #79
    Steve F
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Steve F


    Postgrad10 wrote: »
    Sandra Bullock. She can do serious roles but has comic timing which is apt for me. Her face is looking a bit too crease free lately though !

    ...and her voice is like fingernails being scraped down a blackboard :(


  • #80
    Malayalam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭Malayalam


    Four Phucs Ache wrote: »
    Jeff bridges

    Sorry Jim. (*straightens up, chest out, flounces hair...Well, helllloooo there, Four Phucs Ache) :)


  • #81
    PlaneSpeeking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,106 ✭✭✭PlaneSpeeking


    Malayalam wrote: »
    Sorry Jim. (*straightens up, chest out, flounces hair...Well, helllloooo there, Four Phucs Ache) :)

    Hussy!!!!!!!! :D:D:D


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  • #82
    Steve F
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Steve F


    Malayalam wrote: »
    Sorry Jim. (*straightens up, chest out, flounces hair...Well, helllloooo there, Four Phucs Ache) :)

    You are a brazen hussy Malayalam :D


  • #83
    Four Phucs Ache
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,016 ✭✭✭Four Phucs Ache


    Malayalam wrote: »
    Sorry Jim. (*straightens up, chest out, flounces hair...Well, helllloooo there, Four Phucs Ache) :)


    Jeff bridges from iron man to be exact.

    I lost my feckin hair !


  • #84
    eldamo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,137 ✭✭✭eldamo


    Rob Schneider,

    I have self esteem issues.


  • #85
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    Kevin Bacon

    As a single early middle-aged guy.

    On location in South Dublin.
    Main scenes Rathmines / Rathgar/ Ranelagh Bermuda triAngle.
    Trivia: There's a Trip because restaurant in Ranelagh.


  • #86
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,665 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Daniel Day Lewis

    He can play any part.

    And he'd take my job for a few years researching the role. So I can skive off for a while.


  • #87
    Ilovethe bonesofyou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,688 ✭✭✭Ilovethe bonesofyou


    Richard E Grant. The Withnail and I version.


  • #88
    Cleopatra_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 812 ✭✭✭Cleopatra_


    Ilovethe bonesofyou wrote: »
    Richard E Grant. The Withnail and I version.

    That's not how I imagined you!

    Isn't it funny that you build up a picture of posters in your head :)


  • #89
    ankles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,286 ✭✭✭ankles


    Maybe they can dig up Richard Burton's corpse


  • #90
    Captain Red Beard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 876 ✭✭✭Captain Red Beard


    Either Denzel Washington or Jessica Chastain would be my choice.


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  • #91
    Ilovethe bonesofyou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,688 ✭✭✭Ilovethe bonesofyou


    Cleopatra_ wrote:
    That's not how I imagined you!


    Oh I don't look like him at all Cleo. I was thinking more the character but then I'm not really like him either. I'm rambling now :D


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