Did you ever flirt with your teachers at school?

PlaneSpeeking · 16-08-2018 09:55PM

Trigger Happy wrote: »

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

The priests were really nice. The nuns were terrifying.

Do nuns shave their legs and pits? Always wondered...

Tried not to get that close!!!!!

Signore Fancy Pants · 16-08-2018 09:55PM

OMG is Feeky Magee all grown up!!!

Ursus Horribilis · 16-08-2018 09:56PM

There were monks and nuns in my secondary school in the 1990s as well. I don't have anything of note to say about any of them really. They didn't hit anyone, grope anyone or do anything that'd have them in trouble with the law now. You'd want to be on drugs to want to flirt with any of them though.

Ursus Horribilis · 16-08-2018 09:57PM

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Do nuns shave their legs and pits? Always wondered...

Of course not. Sure nuns aren't real women.

Oink · 16-08-2018 10:01PM

I can picture the scene:
Me: *says something flirty*
Teacher: “What!? C’mere Mary, listen to that! Here Oink, say that one more time. Siobhán, Caitriona, you wanna hear what this!”

So no. I never tried. I wasn’t that deluded!!

banie01 · 16-08-2018 10:06PM

No flirting, but I had a serious crush on my English teacher from 1st year on.

She came to teach fresh outta college to an All boys school, a little brunette wisp of a thing with a serious passion for English!
And eyes that smiled as she read poetry, and she introduced me to so many works I still read.

On top of that she launched many a flesh rocket

25yrs later she's teaching my son, and age has been kind to her, if I was allowed a "list"....
She'd be on it, and laminated!

Badly Drunk Boy · 16-08-2018 10:07PM

I don't remember any flirting going on, certainly not by me, but there was one innocent incident that I remember. When we were in 2nd year, one day in English class with our female teacher, when one of the 3rd years had to come in to the class to get something. He had to go to the far side of the room which meant walking behind where the teacher was sitting. As he was right behind her, he did a few pelvic thrusts.

I'm not sure how she knew, but by the cheeky smirk on her face, it was obvious she knew what he was up to. That's all. He went on to become a professional footballer in England, but in the lower leagues.

Oh, I repeated the Leaving and for that, all three local schools had classes together (for the repeaters). There was this young, quiet male teacher there, sometimes only in the study hall. Some of the more evil females would sit up at the front and just stare at his crotch, to freak him out.

Franz Von Peppercorn wrote: »

Even then though.

I went to a Patrician Brothers school, and there were 3 of the Brothers still there in the late 80s.

OOnegative · 16-08-2018 10:12PM

During summer on way into 5th year was out socializing in a local night club(looked old for my age) when a lady 6-7 years older cracked onto me, giving it the whole I can teach you what a real woman can do and so on. I led her on for a while but declined her offers as I was there with my then girlfriend. We both had a good laugh over it.

Two weeks later on first week back at school and we get a new Home Economics teacher, who walks in only Miss I can teach you a thing or to. Let’s say I sailed through the class for next two years.

TheValeyard · 16-08-2018 10:26PM

OOnegative wrote: »

During summer on way into 5th year was out socializing in a local night club(looked old for my age) when a lady 6-7 years older cracked onto me, giving it the whole I can teach you what a real woman can do and so on. I led her on for a while but declined her offers as I was there with my then girlfriend. We both had a good laugh over it.

Two weeks later on first week back at school and we get a new Home Economics teacher, who walks in only Miss I can teach you a thing or to. Let’s say I sailed through the class for next two years.

right, ive changed my mind,

Of all the things that never happened, THIS is one of them.

corner of hells · 16-08-2018 10:28PM

Nope , but one of the older brothers of a friend of mine married one of the teachers while we were in fifth year.

Needless to say he suffered merciless comments varying from "your sister in law has got a grand rack " right up to " did your brother get his hole last night ? '

judeboy101 · 16-08-2018 10:30PM

No it was a cbs in the '80's. They flirted with you.

corner of hells · 16-08-2018 10:30PM

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

right, ive changed my mind,

Of all the things that never happened, THIS is one of them.

Yes it did , can't you see the headlines ? " 16 year old waiting on his junior cert results , rattles his teacher "

Hammer89 · 16-08-2018 10:35PM

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Do nuns shave their legs and pits? Always wondered...

Not in the winter.

Diemos · 16-08-2018 10:46PM

I had a P.E. teacher flirt with me in sixth year, it was only years later when I was in college that I twigged it.
Trademark teenage Diemos......

Squall Leonhart · 16-08-2018 10:54PM

Franz Von Peppercorn wrote:

Even then though.

I only started school about then, had a nun teach me in 1990, 1996 and a christian brother in 1998.

Ghekko · 16-08-2018 10:58PM

Our male teachers were far too old. We did have a young pe teacher who was doing his teacher training and on an overnight excursion he copped off with one of the students. Wonder if he's still a teacher!

cstaff · 16-08-2018 11:08PM

When I was doing my inter cert one of the girls in 6th year was having a thing with the PE teacher. We used to see them heading over to his house most days for "lunch"... and he wasn't even particularly attractive - I never did see the attraction there.

Pauliedragon · 16-08-2018 11:10PM

Ah my old geography teacher. Going through puberty whilst having to stare at her ass and chest was punishment from a higher power. Instant pants tightening the second the word geography was mentioned amongst myself and my male classmates was commonplace. As for flirting, no. She was possibly the angriest woman that ever existed. My revenge for all the anger was she didn't know that she was one the numerous images for endless **** sessions in my early teen years.

uck51js9zml2yt · 16-08-2018 11:11PM

I used to flirt occasionally with a strap which at times brushed against my skin.....

... Usually when I got a belt of it from the head brother.ðŸ˜Ž

johnayo · 16-08-2018 11:15PM

Its looking like that all the PE teachers were on the horny side.:rolleyes:

jimbobaloobob · 17-08-2018 12:02AM

Our french /German teacher used to sit on the desk in front of us and ask people to read. Always wore a skirt and carried the book across her knees. What we saw or thought we saw was the discussion for many a break time.

khaldrogo · 17-08-2018 12:05AM

Malayalam wrote:

Our maths teacher was tall with a nice beer belly, round smiley face, curly brown hair, scraggly beard, kind of looked like he played in a hippie trad band. He always had one part of his shirt untucked and was barely managing to look respectable. He was really intelligent and oh my god I thought he was the bees knees. Never flirted, was far too shy for that kind of thing, but when he took up with that dowdy English teacher and it got serious, my heart quietly broke.

Wasn't a school in D14/16 around 20 years ago was it?

Sal Butamol · 17-08-2018 12:23AM

Pauliedragon wrote: »

Ah my old geography teacher. Going through puberty whilst having to stare at her ass and chest was punishment from a higher power. Instant pants tightening the second the word geography was mentioned amongst myself and my male classmates was commonplace. As for flirting, no. She was possibly the angriest woman that ever existed. My revenge for all the anger was she didn't know that she was one the numerous images for endless **** sessions in my early teen years.

School in Limerick?

Pauliedragon · 17-08-2018 12:36AM

Sal Butamol wrote: »

School in Limerick?

Na further South.

_Whimsical_ · 17-08-2018 12:47AM

Pretty sure my tutor in 1st year in college asked me out. I left a fada out on his name when submitting an essay and when he'd finished telling me my grade and what he thought of it he asked why I'd left the fada out. I had no idea there was a fada in his name but told him I didn't know how to do fadas on the computer. He asked if I was free then and he could teach me how to do fadas on the keyboard and then we could go for coffee or a drink together.

I politely declined.

Yer Da sells Avon · 17-08-2018 12:57AM

Not a hope, although I did get a hug off my geography teacher on the day she retired.

professore · 17-08-2018 01:09AM

Never anything much in the CBS but in college there was one guy sleeping with one of the female lecturers.

I was a part time demonstrator in a lab for a few months and some of the girls flirted with me to varying degrees. One wore a tight leather pants and thin low cut top and let's just say she left little to the imagination. I've seen porn scenes that were less obvious than her. I was kind of scared of her TBH.

Graces7 · 17-08-2018 06:51AM

we had no idea what "flirting" was.. ( UK) apart from the one RC pupil in my year who left as she got pregnant.

Or maybe SHE did not either... no others got into trouble,,

branie2 · 17-08-2018 11:48PM

No

DundalkDuffman · 18-08-2018 12:33AM

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

I had no idea there was a fada in his name but told him I didn't know how to do fadas on the computer.

Hmm sounds like a ctrl issue

Did you ever flirt with your teachers at school?

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