Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

Living Off The Splash · 15-08-2018 02:51PM

Why didn't Duffy ask her where she went on holidays? That would have been entertaining.

boardise · 15-08-2018 02:52PM

I think my radio slipped off the station there -there was a burst of incomprehensible babble ...tuned into Rekjavik probably.

Dan Jaman · 15-08-2018 02:53PM

Living Off The Splash wrote: »

Why didn't Duffy ask her where she went on holidays? That would have been entertaining.

That would have been Tobruk, which threw me at the beginning.

Dan Jaman · 15-08-2018 02:54PM

"The cheque's in the post"

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Uncharted · 15-08-2018 02:55PM

Someone should have vetted the vets.

Odyssey 2005 · 15-08-2018 02:57PM

I smell bull shîť

Del.Monte · 15-08-2018 02:58PM

Joe nearly choking on his own humour.

Uncharted · 15-08-2018 02:59PM

Hurry the fùck up sez Joe.... It's 3pm

Odyssey 2005 · 15-08-2018 03:00PM

Takes a day to get a letter from dubland to Tipp

Dan Jaman · 15-08-2018 03:00PM

"The Telephone Show."

Dan Jaman · 15-08-2018 03:00PM

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Takes a day to get a letter from dubland to Tipp

Funny how it's only cheques get lost in the post.
Bills never do.

2smiggy · 15-08-2018 03:09PM

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Funny how it's only cheques get lost in the post.
Bills never do.

I did send an important package by registered post last Thursday, it only reached it's destination in Dublin today !!

BarryD2 · 15-08-2018 03:14PM

Floppybits wrote: »

Good jesus, this poor woman.

Was listening outside. Poor woman alright and obsessed, perhaps naturally, with her dead son. As good an example as any though of hard cases making bad law. The lad who crashed into them had apparently been drinking heavily and taken some drugs as well. Vast difference between that and someone who's toddling home barely over the current low limits. That an automatic ban should apply to both situations is just nonsense. Also reported today that a lad who had been disqualified 3 times killed a jogger. These are the people to put off the road permanently, not the targeting of basically law abiding and safe citizens.

As for the private coach operators, they know well enough that they went into a business that competes with BE and DB etc., who will never miss a turn to screw them where they can.

On quite separate matter, there was a thread reminding us of the anniversary of the Omagh bombing there a few minutes ago. And poof it's gone. Not impressed.

meep · 15-08-2018 04:05PM

Living Off The Splash wrote: »

Her serious illness turned out to be a............ mosquitoe bite!

Not a trivial matter.

Mosquitoes are the DEADLIEST animal on earth, causing 750,000 human deaths per year. (Humans are second deadliest at 437K).

https://www.sciencealert.com/what-are-the-worlds-15-deadliest-animals

meep · 15-08-2018 04:08PM

2smiggy wrote: »

West of the Shannon, automatic fluent Irish speaker

Ar ndóigh, caller, ar ndóigh

Roger_007 · 15-08-2018 05:13PM

I heard some of the show today whilst in my gluaistean. That lady who was bitten by a mosquito had my sympathy for a while but after listening to her for a few minutes I came around to the view that the mosquito's course of action was entirely justified and understandable. I'd have done the same myself.:D

ButtersSuki · 15-08-2018 05:44PM

2smiggy wrote: »

at least this fellows hearing seems to be alright

:pac:

2smiggy wrote: »

they need to be paid into their own company, like Joe, to escape that pesky tax

:pac:

You're NOT new here!

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

you watch Ken Burns documentary on Vietnam and then you listen to this windbag

Excellent documentary.

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

This fookin egit AGAIN. , Elvis from the Butts.

Long-time caller and friend of the show:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXDT7cvS49w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEEzYqF9A_Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdPSFxffuVY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZYk-mbZYSM

There's more btw.....a lot more but I'm not posting any more links to this eejit.

he's even in a Centra TV ad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiUSckFghLw

The first time I heard him on the show was a few years ago. It was hilarious, he kept inviting Joe down for tea and Fateen couldn't get a word in edgeways. He was licking Fateen's hole so much i though he was Fungus. The best line was "we listen to you everyday Joe, you're like a fadder to me" - he actually said that! I nearly died laughing at that one. Fateen couldn't get to a break fast enough.

Rock Lesnar wrote: »

Im gonna ring Joe Duffy cos the neighbours are laughing at me......good god almighty

Well that will make it better.......

2smiggy wrote: »

ya it's getting serious when you start to remember former callers !!!!

I know a lot of them! Too many actually.

2smiggy wrote: »

no fee, no visit from Joe !!!

:pac:

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

A GOBEEN

What? Isd that supposed to be "gombeen"?

Floppybits wrote: »

Did Joe just say love me tinder?

Ah feck off....he didn't, did he? Of course he did.

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

How are you getting to the park Joe. ?

Helicopter.

Dan Jaman wrote: »

PLUG FOR DE BUKE.

:rolleyes: He's starting earlier wit de plugeens on dis one, it's not even written yet.

Deleted User wrote: »

Dubalin Bus did a splendid job in Dublin in 1979, the only time they ever did in those days. Re Pope in Glasgow. Two years later I stayed in a b&b on the beautiful Isle of Barra, and the daughter of the house had been the singer at that event.

Are you free to take a call tamarra?

djemba djemba wrote: »

The girl involved in this crash was on with Joe before. One of the lads had a daughter was coming up to her communion.

I've come to the conclusion there's only 5 Lahv Lahns and they're on a loop.

Living Off The Splash wrote: »

Super Drama Queen......

Was Row-wee Cowan on again?

Living Off The Splash wrote: »

Her serious illness turned out to be a............ mosquitoe bite!

Long-time listeners will remember the 2months dedicated to:

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mojesius wrote: »

Sex on the telly Joe

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2smiggy wrote: »

the posh lady shocked by a durty film !! :pac:

What was the programme? Asking for a friend....

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Was that little burst of Gaelic because she called in from Galway?

2smiggy wrote: »

West of the Shannon, automatic fluent Irish speaker

He's some muppet.

Deleted User wrote: »

Why the fcuk was she bringing her children with vomiting bug to an A&e and spreading the highly infectious Norovirus to already sick people? The brass neck of her, no Hospital or doctor can do a thing about vomiting bug. Keep them at home for several days for eff’s sake stupid woman.

You don't expect logic like that on Da Lahv Lahn now Cat do you? You're here long enough now to know how it goes.

iamnotme · 15-08-2018 11:00PM

Living Off The Splash wrote: »

Why didn't Duffy ask her where she went on holidays? That would have been entertaining.

"Will that be your main holiday this year Mary?" That's a verbatim quote from Joe.

ButtersSuki · 15-08-2018 11:39PM

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 157
Joe Shows: 122
No Show Joe Shows: 35
Breakeens 4 Joe: 35
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 30
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €305,000*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

DON'T FORGET -
"We're here all summer" sez he.

sligojoek · 16-08-2018 02:24AM

djemba djemba wrote: »

Is he putting up the bunting in Kilkenny.

Caller: "No point putting up bunting for the hurlers.

That's gone into cold storage for a while."

Joe: So you store it in a morgue?

honeybear · 16-08-2018 06:44AM

Myles was hilarious on yesterday’s show-I think he might make the Playback Show

Orwellmerchant · 16-08-2018 01:08PM

Will the lady that got housed in a 3 bed apartment feature in the show today?

Uncharted · 16-08-2018 01:11PM

Orwellmerchant wrote: »

Will the lady that got housed in a 3 bed apartment feature in the show today?

Possibly,Joe might take it as a personal victory fur de littell peeeples.
Especially as Miriam has attached her cart to the 'septo-mom' horse. With her being tipped as a fellow Presidential candidate :rolleyes:

thecretinhop · 16-08-2018 01:29PM

Uncharted wrote: »

Orwellmerchant wrote: »

Will the lady that got housed in a 3 bed apartment feature in the show today?

Possibly,Joe might take it as a personal victory fur de littell peeeples.
Especially as Miriam has attached her cart to the 'septo-mom' horse. With her being tipped as a fellow Presidential candidate :rolleyes:

i nearly got sick when i saw Miriam to me it is very obvious the press in most of the developed world are so far left its unreal and are completly out of touch.

had a row with someone over this in the weekend surprise surprise there daddy is a millionaire. see sjw champagne flutes like to talk guff about equality and inclusion.
they dont actually have to deal with the ethic race here for example robbing 7k of stock last year from a relative near by.
they make me sick tbh

Dan Jaman · 16-08-2018 01:33PM

Orwellmerchant wrote: »

Will the lady that got housed in a 3 bed apartment feature in the show today?

She's got so much neck on her, I'm surprised she's not a member of the Giraffe family.
I've no doubt she'll be waiting for a call from Jowel's researcher(s).

zell12 · 16-08-2018 01:45PM

Dunno, she's done every other radio show in the country

zell12 · 16-08-2018 01:46PM

And we're off on edition #2877665346365001

zell12 · 16-08-2018 01:46PM

Did they find the rocking horse?

Dan Jaman · 16-08-2018 01:46PM

Straight into DEATH by association.
Good man, Jowel.

SEPT 23 1989 · 16-08-2018 01:47PM

death and tragedy

Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

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