Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

Odyssey 2005 · 09-08-2018 03:02PM

Ally Dick wrote: »

Excuse me. It's lovely

And only an hooour from Dublin.

Roger_007 · 09-08-2018 03:03PM

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Ha, nope his son, but he's too miserable to find out how himself. Jumping on the bandwagon and looking for free information

He was just look for some solicitor to offer to do the job for free........this is de Loivelahn.

09-08-2018 03:04PM

jojofizzio wrote: »

Bryony October and LauraLee Davies??sound like PBHs self-appointed Bond girls

Dat pair of fancies always seem to produce together for some reason.

thecretinhop · 09-08-2018 03:16PM

pbh cud not give a sht about the truck owner all he was interested that the poor lads in the back were looked after

dxhound2005 · 09-08-2018 05:58PM

sligojoek wrote: »

How is it liveried?

What?

jojofizzio wrote: »

Philip using high faluting language.....caller is like “wha?”

Poor Joe can't speak English but Philip is too highfalutin for the hoi polloi.

I thought the liveried question was perfect for someone called Aubrey, but it fell flat.

09-08-2018 06:09PM

dxhound2005 wrote: »

Poor Joe can't speak English but Philip is too highfalutin for the hoi polloi.

I thought the liveried question was perfect for someone called Aubrey, but it fell flat.

Fateen does sometimes be lookin to use de fancy surfs an dat, and den uses dem in all de wrong places. He’ll be taking notes in his little red buke “new wurd-livery-as on de side of a delivery van, dat must be de ate em all ojee of de wutd, see I’m full of de big wurds”.

ButtersSuki · 09-08-2018 08:40PM

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 153
Joe Shows: 119
No Show Joe Shows: 34
Breakeens 4 Joe: 34
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 29
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €297,500*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

DON'T FORGET -
"We're here all summer" sez he.

ButtersSuki · 09-08-2018 08:49PM

Looks like I missed some GOLD twoday with Aubrey's return and wimin dat do be lovin' ta have de babbies. And it was only yesterday I reminisced about de man dat told de single mudder dat maybe she should learn to keep her legs shut and dat.....

Should I listen back and dat?

alaimacerc · 09-08-2018 08:51PM

dxhound2005 wrote: »

Poor Joe can't speak English but Philip is too highfalutin for the hoi polloi.

You wouldn't to get someone that could do the job too well, and exactly the same way, for a quarter of the money, for your holliers replacement. Even RTE management might eventually get wise to that.

Jeff2 · 09-08-2018 11:21PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Looks like I missed some GOLD twoday with Aubrey's return and wimin dat do be lovin' ta have de babbies. And it was only yesterday I reminisced about de man dat told de single mudder dat maybe she should learn to keep her legs shut and dat.....

Should I listen back and dat?

Check PHBs Twitter and see the thread in AH about the womam he was referring to.
6 kids sleep in station.

https://touch.boards.ie/search/?q=+Margaret+Elizabeth+Cash+&sort=newest

SecretsOfEarth · 10-08-2018 12:28AM

I just sended an electronic mail to de 24/7 wurldwide facility in the name of our Joe regarding the homelessness story...let's see what I get back!

mountain · 10-08-2018 01:37PM

Joe has been busy writing letters to the newspapers,
He just loves death and misery,

https://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/views/yourview/readers-blog-remembering-the-children-killed-during-the-troubles-861241.html

McDermotX · 10-08-2018 01:45PM

Homeless

but is she homeless, or 'homeless'. So to speak.

Uncharted · 10-08-2018 01:46PM

Yay! More homeless

Ally Dick · 10-08-2018 01:46PM

Travellers have more complications then most

thecretinhop · 10-08-2018 01:48PM

a family of our size hmmmm

Ally Dick · 10-08-2018 01:48PM

4 kids. How many fathers?

Dan Jaman · 10-08-2018 01:48PM

mountain wrote: »

Joe has been busy writing letters to the newspapers,
He just loves death and misery,

https://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/views/yourview/readers-blog-remembering-the-children-killed-during-the-troubles-861241.html

I'm in no doubt the majority of people reading that, especially the ones that Duffmeister is appealing to, will dismiss it as an opportunistic attempt to capitalise on the grief of others.
His ghoulish fascination knows no bounds of taste.

Hector Bellend · 10-08-2018 01:48PM

still more entertaining than funny friday

McDermotX · 10-08-2018 01:48PM

Where's the fadder ?

Roger_007 · 10-08-2018 01:49PM

I assume de ree-searchers have checked that this woman's story is true!

Hector Savage · 10-08-2018 01:49PM

another freeloader that wants a free house and feels she's owed it.

Roger_007 · 10-08-2018 01:49PM

Ally Dick wrote: »

4 kids. How many fathers?

Foive............one was unproductive!

Uncharted · 10-08-2018 01:50PM

Checklist......

ADHD mentioned
Special needs
Learning difficulties
Single mum with a litter of kids
No dad around
No family around
Won't leave Dublin

Entitlement 101 coming up..... yawn

McDermotX · 10-08-2018 01:50PM

That's a bit of a kicker alright.

If only you didn't have 4 kids.

Oops69 · 10-08-2018 01:50PM

There isn’t any need , a lot of these families refuse accommodation offered because it’s not 2 minutes away from their ‘ma’s ‘ and all other multiple requirements a lot of them demand .

Oops69 · 10-08-2018 01:50PM

There isn’t any need , a lot of these families refuse accommodation offered because it’s not 2 minutes away from their ‘ma’s ‘ and all other multiple requirements a lot of them demand .

DoctorEdgeWild · 10-08-2018 01:50PM

The entitlement is just incredible.

Hector Bellend · 10-08-2018 01:50PM

Ally Dick wrote: »

4 kids. How many fathers?

I was listening to your man Healy on newstalk this morning.

This question was texted in to him and he shut it down completely.

His logic was that you wouldnt ask that to her face

digzy · 10-08-2018 01:51PM

4 kids!

Maybe a suite in the merriion or theshelbourne ought be made available

Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

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