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Announcement has being made: First After Hours Day!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,707 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    Half Life 3?


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,821 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    I just received a pm from a source who shall remain unnamed. I know what the announcement is. Anyone expecting big or exciting will be very disappointed. I'm a bit under-whelmed myself :(

    INSIDERS' INFORATION!!! :eek:


  • Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    fergus1001 wrote: »
    PM me hun XX nuttin but snakes ou dare

    ffs I woz on da couch wi shania an she said ma wha are dey sayin I said hun u dnt need worry boat dem the 2 faced fückers tinkin dey sumthng wi der lies


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    ffs I woz on da couch wi shania an she said ma wha are dey sayin I said hun u dnt need worry boat dem the 2 faced fückers tinkin dey sumthng wi der lies


    Should I be erect after reading that?


  • Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Should I be erect after reading that?

    I don't know Baps. Does hunzo speak turn you on?

    :p


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    I guess it does, but only when it's coming from you Persoplopsy :D


  • Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I guess it does, but only when it's coming from you Persoplopsy :D

    It's Persepoly!!



    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,004 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Graham Dwyer is doing an AMA from jail.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,685 ✭✭✭valoren


    Thinking of taking Boards private! Funding secured.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,815 ✭✭✭✭Muahahaha


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    Graham Dwyer is doing an AMA from jail.

    Now that would be a big announcement. Could only imagine the questions that would be put to him.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    I need to protect my source (she has nice legs which have been found to be irresistible to some), but this is a transcript of a conversation that was secretly recorded a few months back at Golden Lane HQ, I think it explains a lot.

    SENIOR ADMIN “AFTER HOURS NEEDS A SHAKE UP. ANY THOUGHTS?“ ~


    FRESHPOPCORN “I was thinking, what if…”cmod cuts in.

    CMOD “What if we make AH users request access like the Soccer forum”


    SENIOR ADMIN “HAVE YOU SEEN ANY IMPROVEMENTS IN THE SOCCER FORUM BEHAVIOUR BECAUSE OF ACCESS REQUESTS? THAT’S BEEN ABOUT AS SUCCESSFUL AS DONALD TRUMP TURNING UP AT A FEMINIST CONVENTION WEARING A GRAB ‘EM BY THE PU@@Y T-SHIRT.”

    FRESHPOPCORN “What if I…”

    CMOD “oh, why don’t we invite back all the banned posters, like facekicker.”

    SENIOR ADMIN “LOOK, DAV HAS APOLOGISED FOR THAT ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS. IT WAS A BAD TIME FOR HIM PERSONALLY, WHAT WITH THE COUGH MEDICINE USAGE. BESIDES, ANYONE THAT HAS EVER BEEN BANNED IN THE HISTORY OF BOARDS HAS ALREADY RE-REGGED.”

    FRESHPOPCORN “I really think…”

    CMOD “We could take on Reddit style conversations and…”

    SENIOR ADMIN “ENOUGH! AND DO SPEAK UP FRESHPOPCORN!*.”

    * Freshpopcorn’s real first name was used, but I thought I’d protect John’s privacy.

    FRESHPOPCORN “How about if I post up a message saying how there’s going to be a big announcement coming soon, everyone will go mad, and some users will start to guess, giving their ideas, and after a few days of letting them stew we simply adopt the best option.”

    SENIOR ADMIN “GENIUS, FRESHPOPCORN. MAKE IT SO! CMOD… *SIGH* YOU STILL GOT THAT OTHER TAPE, THE ONE WHERE I, YOU KNOW…”

    CMOD “Yes.”

    ~ Homage to Terry Pratchett




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,121 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    I just noticed my first post got edited but is still visible in quoted posts.
    Seriously guys this is After Hours.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Seriously guys this is After Hours.

    Doesn't using the word seriously defeat your plea? :pac::p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Beasty wrote: »
    Change your settings to 15 posts per page - I'm still on page 23...

    I have made it to 29.


  • Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    I need to protect my source (she has nice legs which have been found to be irresistible to some), but this is a transcript of a conversation that was secretly recorded a few months back at Golden Lane HQ

    Boards HQ isn't in Golden Lane :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Boards HQ isn't in Golden Lane :p

    The parent company is, it was THAT serious :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,004 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Muahahaha wrote: »
    Now that would be a big announcement. Could only imagine the questions that would be put to him.

    I think most would lick his arse like every AMA guest.

    "Fair play for doing this Graham."


  • Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    The parent company is, it was THAT serious :pac:

    Wow! That's huge Beasty!


  • Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Or Avatar I meant. I'm getting all confused now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Or Avatar I meant. I'm getting all confused now.

    Was wondering if I was missing some in joke :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭sexmag


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    I think most would lick his arse like every AMA guest.

    "Fair play for doing this Graham."

    Youre right loads of this too

    "You probably wont see my post but ill ask, big fan of your work by the way, how would an apsiring murderer rapist just starting out like me get into the profession, is there a course you would recommend?...again cheers for doing this"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,613 ✭✭✭fergus1001


    ffs I woz on da couch wi shania an she said ma wha are dey sayin I said hun u dnt need worry boat dem the 2 faced fückers tinkin dey sumthng wi der lies

    sum ppl thnk they betr dn us wi der spicebags


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,121 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    After a bit of work and negotiating by myself.(for those who really needed to know). I've convinced those who shall not be named that the announcement needs to be made before 6PM Today!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,423 ✭✭✭batgoat


    After a bit of work and negotiating by myself.(for those who really needed to know). I've convinced those who shall not be named that the announcement needs to be made before 6PM Today!

    Ye're launching an adult website where moderators release their own content? Called it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,613 ✭✭✭fergus1001


    new app


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    batgoat wrote: »
    Ye're launching an adult website where moderators release their own content? Called it!

    Can call it

    Board housewives


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,121 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    We are delighted to announce that Friday the 10th of August 2018 we'll be celebrating our first After Hours Day.
    Share your experiences of After Hours.
    Tell us you story about why you came here in the first place.
    Has it changed your life?
    Get other non Boards.ie users to celebrate the joys of After Hours tell them about it over lunch or an announcement in the office.
    Decorate your work place or home with balloons and bunting.
    Bake or Buy a cake and share it with others.
    Make it a day to remember.
    I know some will be disappointed with the news. I did explain it may make you happy,sad, etc. We had a lot more planned but due to certain individuals we had to move it forward because they couldn't wait.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    0WmXcZD.gif?noredirect

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,821 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    *has been


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    Good Lord.


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