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a night alone

  • 06-08-2018 05:26PM
    #1
    well spoken man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭


    If u had a night alone..no kids..no stress..no wife..how would u spend it
    I have been thinking about the dogging scene but don't know where to start..
    So what get a u randy guys..??


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  • #2
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Doggy style eh......


    Will she allow


  • #3
    Liam McPoyle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,846 ✭✭✭✭Liam McPoyle


    well spoken man wrote: »
    If u had a night alone..no kids..no stress..no wife..how would u spend it
    I have been thinking about the dogging scene but don't know where to start..
    So what get a u randy guys..??

    A nice bottle of whiskey and a few hours PlayStation would be heaven tbh.


  • #4
    Eircom_Sucks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,193 ✭✭✭Eircom_Sucks


    Then you wouldnt be alone op

    Defeats purpose of the thread :)


  • #5
    bee06
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,514 ✭✭✭bee06


    A full nights sleep


  • #6
    well spoken man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭well spoken man


    Just throwing it out there 😎


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  • #7
    Sonics2k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,037 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    Watching a bunch of fat blokes jacking off outside my car isn't exactly how'd I'd plan my relaxing evening.


  • #8
    well spoken man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭well spoken man


    Horses for courses...


  • #9
    brianregan09
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,505 ✭✭✭brianregan09


    Playstation and catch up on some of my TV shows


  • #10
    PARlance
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,637 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    well spoken man wrote: »
    If u had a night alone..no kids..no stress..no wife..how would u spend it

    Not fooling anyone. That's your typical night isn't it!


  • #11
    well spoken man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭well spoken man


    Nope...


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  • #12
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Bit of tv , drink tea , smoke a cigarette in peace and maybe work a bit on painting my Tiger Tank.


  • #13
    gifted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,227 ✭✭✭gifted


    well spoken man wrote: »
    If u had a night alone..no kids..no stress..no wife..how would u spend it
    I have been thinking about the dogging scene but don't know where to start..
    So what get a u randy guys..??

    Could you not walk the dog anytime?


  • #14
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,784 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    As Dara O Briain said, you'd spend so long trying to decide what to do with all this free time that by the tine you settled on something, its time for bed.

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue



  • #15
    acai berry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭acai berry


    Set TV pogrammes to record, so I can watch them on playback, fast-forwarding through the adverts.


  • #16
    Try_harder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    Welcome to my life.

    Answer:
    Bed early & internets


  • #17
    well spoken man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭well spoken man


    Im heading down the phoenix park for a " cycle"....


  • #18
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    well spoken man wrote: »
    Im heading down the phoenix park for a " cycle"....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvO0PRu2EDc


  • #19
    well spoken man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭well spoken man


    Wow...u need to let it all out bro...


  • #20
    Hammer89
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,004 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Sonics2k wrote: »
    Watching a bunch of fat blokes jacking off outside my car isn't exactly how'd I'd plan my relaxing evening.

    This is hilarious.


  • #21
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    Think of it like this Kuva you’re like James Nesbitt with a magic bangle on your wrist.

    I hope you understand.....


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  • #22
    Kevin Finnerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Kevin Finnerty


    Round of golf, few early evening pints in the clubhouse, taxi home shìt shower and shave, maybe a sleep depending on how many I've had, off out for a few til midnight home for a few small ones and fall asleep on the couch til my own snoring wakes me. Haven't done it since last August:-(


  • #23
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,249 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The odd time it has happened I have ended up watching rubbish on TV that or playing PC games and then feeling bad that I didn't make more of the opportunity by meeting friends or catching up on chores or something.


  • #24
    Kuva
    Closed Accounts Posts: 870 ✭✭✭Kuva


    Star Bingo wrote: »
    Think of it like this Kuva you’re like James Nesbitt with a magic bangle on your wrist.

    I hope you understand.....

    I've watched the first ep, need to follow up.


  • #25
    _Kaiser_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 29,970 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    Sonics2k wrote: »
    Watching a bunch of fat blokes jacking off outside my car isn't exactly how'd I'd plan my relaxing evening.

    Plus its hard enough getting those bastardin midges off the paint/windscreen....


  • #26
    judeboy101
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,246 ✭✭✭judeboy101


    Deleted User wrote: »
    The odd time it has happened I have ended up watching rubbish on TV that or playing PC games and then feeling bad that I didn't make more of the opportunity by meeting friends or catching up on chores or something.
    Chores are for whores


  • #27
    Kuva
    Closed Accounts Posts: 870 ✭✭✭Kuva


    well spoken man wrote: »
    Wow...u need to let it all out bro...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_RGJS91Qsg


  • #28
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 518 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Im on night 25 on my own, another 9 days to go. Tomorrow is giving sunny spells so Im thinking of heading off to somewhere Ive never been before like Portavogie, Donaghadee, Ballywalter, Islandmagee.


  • #29
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,987 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    well spoken man wrote: »
    Wow...u need to let it all out bro...

    That was one quick 'cycle'.

    To thine own self be true



  • #30
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Kuva wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_RGJS91Qsg
    Well that was fcukin depressing. Jesus.
    life sucks ass for the majority, I'd say it's a common thought,
    It doesn't and it isn't. If you're born in the West and in a place like Ireland you've won the life lotto outa the gate. You've almost certainly got a roof over your head and food in your belly, something a large chunk of the world's population doesn't take for granted. On my crappiest day there are literally millions upon millions of people in this world that would swap their lives for a crappy day of mine.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



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  • #31
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    corner of hells wrote: »
    maybe work a bit on painting my Tiger Tank.

    That's a new euphemism...


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