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Good Pick Up Lines

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  • #32
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    van_beano wrote: »
    Gonna play my 2 Unlimited album now! Do a bit of the Tribal Dance

    Get this into you



  • #33
    van_beano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,346 ✭✭✭van_beano


    Even better, there’s even a 2 hour version out there

    https://youtu.be/8x-NDLxsfiU


  • #34
    van_beano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,346 ✭✭✭van_beano


    Hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband..


  • #35
    van_beano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,346 ✭✭✭van_beano


    We’re so off topic, back to chat up lines, not reminiscing about the good old 90’s teenage discos!


  • #36
    van_beano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,346 ✭✭✭van_beano


    Boom, boom, boom.....


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  • #37
    Signore Fancy Pants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,703 ✭✭✭Signore Fancy Pants


    van_beano wrote: »
    Boom, boom, boom.....

    ...boom, I want you in my room...


  • #38
    mfceiling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,251 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    Did you buy that dress in the sales?

    Cause it's 100% off at my house.


  • #39
    van_beano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,346 ✭✭✭van_beano


    Chewbacca wrote: »
    ...boom, I want you in my room...

    Back once again for the renegade master!


  • #40
    Four Phucs Ache
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,016 ✭✭✭Four Phucs Ache


    Hi, I'm starving, do you want to go to Eddie rockets or five guys and order everything because my mates just want to stay and get hammered.


  • #41
    racso1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    Saying 5 guys in any chat up line is a bit dodge...


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  • #42
    J. Smith
    Closed Accounts Posts: 83 ✭✭J. Smith


    Hector Bellend wrote: »
    I'm gonna stretch your arse like my flute stretches my underpants you motherf*cker.


    Jesus Christ!


  • #43
    mickwat155
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 296 ✭✭mickwat155


    You remind me of my pinky toe because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture imaginable.

    Roses are red. Violets are fine. I’ll be the 6, if you’ll be my 9.

    Do you want to give me an Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss, but down under.


  • #44
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    J. Smith wrote: »
    Jesus Christ!

    Only works with nuns...


  • #45
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    J. Smith wrote: »
    Jesus Christ!

    Indeed. May as well get to the point.


  • #46
    J. Smith
    Closed Accounts Posts: 83 ✭✭J. Smith


    Hector Bellend wrote: »
    Indeed. May as well get to the point.

    I suppose!


  • #47
    Stroke Politics
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 570 ✭✭✭Stroke Politics


    How’d you like to be buried with my people?


  • #48
    Hammer89
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,004 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Are you a Boardsie? Because I'll put a thumb up your arse and say thanks.

    Needs a bit of work admittedly.


  • #49
    CPTM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,518 ✭✭✭CPTM


    One of the most perfect moments of my life happened 5 years ago when I was out with my [chat-up king] mate, and in the smoking area stood the most beautiful blonde you could ever imagine in the most revealing dress you could imagine. In retrospect she was an awful dose but I didn't know it at the time. I worked in the same company but she didn't know me.
    Obviously my mate spotted her and I told him her name. On to Facebook he went and then obviously straight to the album called "Summer in Thailand". He'd seen enough. He put his phone in his pocket and up he went and said something in her ear. Conversation was flowing. Asking her if she'd ever been to Asia etc. So creepy. Her friends were moving on so she told him to take her number and drop her a text later. Out came the phone. Unlocked it. Boom, up came the zoomed in pic of her on the beach in her swanky bikini. That died a death and I was spectator to the whole rise and fall.


  • #50
    MyPeopleDrankTheSoup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,799 ✭✭✭MyPeopleDrankTheSoup


    are u a teacher?

    if no, well you look like one

    if yes, then i knew it, how'd u know, etc. and it's yes a lot down the country

    yeah, it's basic, but gets you in the door


  • #51
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,032 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sorry, a bit off-topic, not a pick-up line but a rather brutal response to one I witnessed in a trashy area of London about 20 years ago...

    "I've already got one cnut in my knickers" screamed in the loudest most obnoxious Essex accent into the face of some poor bollix who made the mistake of asking this (*cough*) "classy bird" if she wanted a drink.


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  • #52
    h7nlrp2v0g5u48
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭h7nlrp2v0g5u48


    I heard you've been a bad boy now go to my room.

    Want to go upstairs and watch porn on my mirror.


  • #53
    myshirt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    When you're on the couch and things are getting hot and heavy, ask her if she wants to take this up stairs.

    If she says yes, say "Ok you grab that end, I'll grab this end" Tilt that baby at the right angle and you'll get it through the doorway in no time. She will be impressed.


  • #54
    EPAndlee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,170 ✭✭✭EPAndlee


    myshirt wrote: »
    When you're on the couch and things are getting hot and heavy, ask her if she wants to take this up stairs.

    If she says yes, say "Ok you grab that end, I'll grab this end" Tilt that baby at the right angle and you'll get it through the doorway in no time. She will be impressed.

    PIVOT


  • #55
    h7nlrp2v0g5u48
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭h7nlrp2v0g5u48


    I wish you were my big toe then I could bang you off every piece of furniture.

    Your so hot you must have started global warming.

    Your so sweet your giving me a tooth ache.


  • #56
    pleas advice
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,488 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    Are you a Boardsie? Because I'll put a thumb up your arse and say thanks.

    Needs a bit of work admittedly.
    Kfallon?


  • #57
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,288 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Back in about 2011 I heard guys using this line and it went down well enough.Hi. My name is Larry Murphy.


  • #58
    h7nlrp2v0g5u48
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭h7nlrp2v0g5u48


    As long as I have a face you will always have somewhere to sit.

    If I had to rate you from1 to 10 I'd rate you 9 because I'd be the 1 your missing.


  • #59
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    Wow, you are gorgeous. Think I just found the cure for impotence


  • #60
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Would ya ate a KitKat?


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  • #61
    h7nlrp2v0g5u48
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭h7nlrp2v0g5u48


    Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk by again.

    Shall I call the cops it must be illegal to look that good.


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