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Lahvlahn: You say potato,I say Versatis- 11/05 two-eighteen so to speak

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,417 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty



    The Offal ( of the day sotospeak) Tripe and Chorizo bake must have been off the menu dat day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,260 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    No playback or podcast for today’s show yet


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]



    I wish that place were fully open as a baths, I would enjoy a swim without the accompaniment of the venomous types of jellyfish which are current in our waters. Then I would hope for a coffee and nice snack / bowl of warming soup for cold months for the hardy devotees who would happily use this facility through the year. Of course our compo culture has ruined what should be a very nice Dublin seaside experience for decent folk, a la Zurich lakeside experience.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,688 ✭✭✭Jeff2


    No playback or podcast for today’s show yet

    I had a feeling it might get edited or cut so I recorded it. :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 973 ✭✭✭SecretsOfEarth


    Joe had to change his phrasing and dat today.
    Fadder Ray Kelly said he had been singing on cruise ships, to which Joe replied "Oh you do de cruising too?"
    He hastily changed it to "You do the cruises?".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    No playback or podcast for today’s show yet

    O Donnells legal team are reviewing it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    O Donnells legal team are reviewing it

    the" he is assumed not gay might have done it " lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe had to change his phrasing and dat today.
    Fadder Ray Kelly said he had been singing on cruise ships, to which Joe replied "Oh you do de cruising too?"
    He hastily changed it to "You do the cruises?".




    There were a few beauties alright today....my own favorite which I didn't comment on at the time as I had been on a call and de moment had passed so to speak was (when talking to de ghey man) something along the lines of



    "You have assumed a very un-theological stance" (or perhaps it was un-Christian....?)


    All I could think of was something like this so to speak:
    30-chris-hemsworth.nocrop.w710.h2147483647.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Jeff2 wrote: »
    I had a feeling it might get edited or cut so I recorded it. :)


    Well done! Well done!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    For dose of you dat did missed twoday's show and wen i posted dis earlier....


    Note to regular listeners: we'll be paying for this GOLD for weeks.




    It's going to be a long few weeks wit back to back death, and mudder & babby home stories.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    For dose of you dat did missed twoday's show and wen i posted dis earlier....






    normally butters sometimes he doubles down...
    joe sees himself as a gravitas presenter aka paxman... in reality once a debate gets going he loses all control and just barks like a bloodhound in parts. the result is like a bag of ferrets let lose while slipping on marbles...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    For dose of you dat did missed twoday's show and wen i posted dis earlier....

    normally butters sometimes he doubles down...
    joe sees himself as a gravitas presenter aka paxman... in reality once a debate gets going he loses all control and just barks like a bloodhound in parts. the result is like a bag of ferrets let lose while slipping on marbles...




    I KNOW DAT! I KNOW DAT! I KNOW DAT!


    It was bonkers, with a capital B. Throw religion (esp. de Catalick religion) onto de national RTE Airwaves and de loons come out from all sides. It's sad to say that if we had Muslims on defending a terrorist attack in Dubalin Towin we'd have more cop on and reasoned debate dan we had twoday - even wit Duffy struggling to shout "Praise be to Allah!" at every moment in case he offended one cleric in particular who he's afraid of.


    He chaired twoday's like de true pro he is - €400K!


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Jayzzz.... I think I’m gonna had ta change me stoma bag more often wit all dis loiveness on de Lahvlahn dis week. ☹️


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,260 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Still no sign of podcast or listen back for today’s show. Wonder why


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Twoday's Wurd of De Day for Fadder Ray:


    modesty

    [mod-uh-stee]

    noun, plural mod·es·ties.
    1. the quality of being modest; freedom from vanity, boastfulness, etc.
    2. regard for decency of behavior, speech, dress, etc.
    3. simplicity; moderation.


    Clearly a wurd de Padre has never heard of before and dat moriya.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    No playback or podcast for today’s show yet

    Still no sign of podcast or listen back for today’s show. Wonder why


    Talk to Joe Jeff caller......:

    Jeff2 wrote: »
    I had a feeling it might get edited or cut so I recorded it. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 33,101 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    Ah jaysis..... that's me having nightmares for the night now.


    Cheers, BS :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 973 ✭✭✭SecretsOfEarth



    I'm wundering would it be possible to make contact with de email address at this late hour and dat?

    Is it...open 24/7 anywhere in de wurld so to speak?


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  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]



    It’s made me quite unwell.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I'm wundering would it be possible to make contact with de email address at this late hour and dat?

    Is it...open 24/7 anywhere in de wurld so to speak?




    You could try it I guess, and if it doesn't wurk and dat you can ring him tamarra ta complain. He's very amenable to criticism. And he'll definitely be in as he's here all summer.........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I suspect here may be an apology some clarification read out tomorrow or later this week regarding some of de comments on twoday's show and dat.


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Joe had to change his phrasing and dat today.
    Fadder Ray Kelly said he had been singing on cruise ships, to which Joe replied "Oh you do de cruising too?"
    He hastily changed it to "You do the cruises?".

    Are ya serious like? Are ya spoofing? Is this for real that a priest, of any religion, does be singing for his supper on a cruise ship??? Or am I hallucinating seeing differdent wurds writ on me screen so to speak


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman




    I suspect Joe will be fitting in a visit to the chin-man again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 33,101 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    Are ya serious like? Are ya spoofing? Is this for real that a priest, of any religion, does be singing for his supper on a cruise ship??? Or am I hallucinating seeing differdent wurds writ on me screen so to speak
    It's true.


    Even I, an avowed allergic to the programme, heard it with my own ears.


    And lots more. Blowing his own trumpet fit to bust a gut he was. And then Eileen (or whatever her name was) came on, even worse.

    "Pick me, Francis - pick me, Papa"


    It was GOLD, I tells ya!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 973 ✭✭✭SecretsOfEarth


    Are ya serious like? Are ya spoofing? Is this for real that a priest, of any religion, does be singing for his supper on a cruise ship??? Or am I hallucinating seeing differdent wurds writ on me screen so to speak

    I just found this article which confirms it https://www.independent.ie/entertainment/music/music-news/fr-ray-kelly-lands-gig-as-a-cruise-ship-entertainer-with-daniel-odonnell-37037737.html

    The big-voiced clergyman is one of 30 Irish acts who have been booked by US-based Gertrude Byrne Promotions for a week-long cruise through Alaska's iceberg fields.

    The "All Star Irish Charter Cruise" includes an impressive line-up of performers including headline act Daniel O'Donnell.


    WOW! Poor Daniel O'Donnell wouldn't even get backing from his fellow cruiser so to speak.


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I suspect here may be an apology some clarification read out tomorrow or later this week regarding some of de comments on twoday's show and dat.

    Looks saying Daniel do be ghey an dat? To which Daniel will retort dat of course it wouldn’t be a stain on his immaculate character, but that it wud be an innacuracy in view of the sanctity of his marriage vows to the lady to whom he is wed...or summing to dat effect an dat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Are ya serious like? Are ya spoofing? Is this for real that a priest, of any religion, does be singing for his supper on a cruise ship??? Or am I hallucinating seeing differdent wurds writ on me screen so to speak


    Even Bono commented dat Fadder Ray had a bit of a God-complex after listening to him twoday.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,688 ✭✭✭Jeff2


    I recorded on TV box so will check what format it is and if I can upload it.


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