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Now ye're talking - to a country barman

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Kevin Finnerty


    My Guinness needs topping up lads , wait ye're turn!

    Does everyone at the bar always turn around when someone walks in?
    What's the worst case of stinge you've seen in a round scenario? Do rounds still exist even?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,715 ✭✭✭D3V!L


    ARE YE RIGHT THERE FOLKS !!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,214 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Will the Widda-Woman get her money? Will we all be happy in Carraigthomond?? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,846 ✭✭✭✭Liam McPoyle


    Do you think the Healy Raes are gombeens or the ultimate cute hoors?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    My Guinness needs topping up lads , wait ye're turn!

    Does everyone at the bar always turn around when someone walks in?
    What's the worst case of stinge you've seen in a round scenario? Do rounds still exist even?


    Hey.... You're not from round here are ya.....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Is the pub cozy just like the caravan in father Ted????

    Have you ever done a lovely girl competition?

    Do many pull up in their tractors to have a few?

    Have you ever had anyone famous in?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,752 ✭✭✭johnpatrick81


    Would you ever consider renaming your pub The Melted Welly?

    I can guarantee you at least 10 new regulars. Like, for once a year meetups maybe.....

    We are all raging alcoholics though, so it'll be well worth it even for that one night!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,368 ✭✭✭✭jimmycrackcorm


    Do many of your customers come in by tractor?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,098 ✭✭✭Reputable Rog


    Maybe the next "Now ye're talking" should be with a Freemason, given the level of interaction with this guy.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,488 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    No really, what time do you close at? Would I get a late one on my way back from the dihsco in town if I knew the knock? Couple of cans take out for the house, shur you'll come down yourself after?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Is there a fire?

    How many can the pub legally hold?

    What are the toilet facilities like?

    Please tell me you use urinal cakes..... Love the smell of them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 986 ✭✭✭Prominent_Dawg


    whats the most unusual request you have gotten?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,593 ✭✭✭Hitman3000


    whats the most unusual request you have gotten?


    To answer a question?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Do you have any change for the pool table?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,481 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    What time do you open?

    Not your ornery onager



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    Of the 3 cities Limerick, Cork and Dublin

    Who do you prefer people to be from the most?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,593 ✭✭✭Hitman3000


    Should change the thread title, 'Now you are being ignored by a barman'. Although a regular occurrence I would imagine not just here...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Do you serve the longest waiting customer or do what many do and serve that last person to arrive at the bar.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,789 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    Who's the biggest roide in the village.


  • Posts: 6,691 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Do ye take card payments? Do you not get sick of the late nights? Which toilets are mankier, mens or womens? What would you say the average age of the patrons is?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 907 ✭✭✭Alpha_zero


    I would imagine a significant amount of people have worked in bar nothing special.

    How is minimum wage treating you, seriously though the questions people are answering i'm guessing he thinks they are rhetorical.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    What time are you on?

    :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    Esel wrote: »
    What time do you open?



  • Posts: 6,691 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hitman3000 wrote: »
    I can answer this one for you. Having worked in hotels, bars, nightclubs years ago as a young man but seen the devastation I can honestly say women's toilets are mankier and incredibly disgusting .

    Haha, so have I. Worked in bars, hotels and nightclubs for years (in Kerry in fact!). What I noticed is women’s were dirtier and messier but men’s always stank of piss. STANK! Wonder is it the same in a small country pub though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Jaysus, I wouldn't like to be choking for a pint off this lad.......Worst barman ever. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 775 ✭✭✭Jack Moore


    This is brilliant


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    They all have lovely bottoms!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Ever witness any locals having an affair or walk in on funny business taking place in the toilets?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    Do you have a card machine?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 149 ✭✭Snowseer


    Just two questions from me:

    1. Where's the fife;
    2. Gimme the fife.


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