Would you date a hologram?

badabing106 · 16-07-2018 08:01PM #1

I hear some of you coughing

But If you came home and saw your beautiful holographic assistant sitting on your bf/gf/husband /wife's lap? Would you be so dismissive?

shamrock55 · 16-07-2018 08:03PM

No,cos they're not real

kfallon · 16-07-2018 08:03PM

Jesus. Wept.

16-07-2018 08:07PM

Do they have a mobile emitter or are they confined to the medbay?

Signore Fancy Pants · 16-07-2018 08:08PM

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verycool · 16-07-2018 08:08PM

Somebody just watched Blade Runner 2049!

Badly Drunk Boy · 16-07-2018 08:10PM

Last Thursday, I was dumped by a hologram. I'm grand though, because apparently...they don't exist.

irishguitarlad · 16-07-2018 08:11PM

Did you just watch the latest bladerunner op?

badabing106 · 16-07-2018 08:20PM

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

Last Thursday, I was dumped by a hologram. I'm grand though, because apparently...they don't exist.

You are no more alive than a hologram

The self is kaleidoscopic. Both its definition and description depend on its observer, and as observers are multiple, so is the self, hence, though there is a single being, there is no single self. Moreover, neither the single being nor the multiple self enjoy concrete stability. They change with time and circumstance as those effect observers.

Jim Bob Scratcher · 16-07-2018 08:21PM

Depends, are they cheaper to keep/maintain than a real wan?

Ten of Swords · 16-07-2018 08:21PM

Chewbacca wrote: »

What the fcuk is this shyte.

Fcuk me this place is gone to shyte, fcuking stupid cnut threads like this bolloxology.

+1 this

verycool · 16-07-2018 08:22PM

badabing106 wrote: »

You are no more alive than a hologram

The self is kaleidoscopic. Both its definition and description depend on its observer, and as observers are multiple, so is the self, hence, though there is a single being, there is no single self. Moreover, neither the single being nor the multiple self enjoy concrete stability. They change with time and circumstance as those effect observers.

Thanks Alan Watts.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 16-07-2018 08:23PM

badabing106 wrote: »

You are no more alive than a hologram

The self is kaleidoscopic. Both its definition and description depend on its observer, and as observers are multiple, so is the self, hence, though there is a single being, there is no single self. Moreover, neither the single being nor the multiple self enjoy concrete stability. They change with time and circumstance as those effect observers.

I know it has been said already but....Jesus wept.

pleas advice · 16-07-2018 08:24PM

I went out with a hologram for a while, she said she loved me, but I saw right through her... started seeing someone behind her back, ...

Ken. · 16-07-2018 08:25PM

I know I'm a mod here and I know I'll probably get hammered for this but I can't help myself.

OP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAKG-kbKeIo

dok_golf · 16-07-2018 08:25PM

Chewbacca wrote: »

What the fcuk is this shyte.

Fcuk me this place is gone to shyte, fcuking stupid cnut threads like this bolloxology.

Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel!

:D

pleas advice · 16-07-2018 08:27PM

we are all holograms, living in a 3D projection of a 2D world, apparently

dok_golf · 16-07-2018 08:27PM

pleas advice wrote: »

I went out with a hologram for a while, she said she loved me, but I saw right through her... started seeing someone behind her back, ...

:D:D

frag420 · 16-07-2018 08:28PM

He didn't, that was a hologram you saw!!

kfallon wrote: »

Jesus. Wept.

Agricola · 16-07-2018 08:28PM

I dated a hologram once, but she didn't love me for me. I could see right through her.

Edit - fúck!

Zascar · 16-07-2018 08:31PM

I suppose it would be like having a permanent long distance relationship with no physical aspect - but all the mental.
So no.

DickSwiveller Returns · 16-07-2018 08:35PM

4068ac1elhodqr · 16-07-2018 08:35PM

Some science folks think we're already living in an artificial matrix, so not that different.

More likely however is that OP's lover in 2030 will be the realisation of one of the Neanderthal brains (currently in petri dishes),
with the intent, of implanting these experimental self-learning entities to a robotic bodies - for a self-determined expression of humanoid form consciousness.

Think Liam Gallagher level inteligence, but obviously more polite, and civilised.

16-07-2018 08:45PM

Holosexuality is an abomination

Yer Da sells Avon · 16-07-2018 08:48PM

Don't put your dick in holography.

Underground · 16-07-2018 09:12PM

Blade Runner 2049 is an excellent film, one of those rare ones that not only does its predecessor justice but actually surpasses it imo.

jamesbere · 16-07-2018 09:17PM

What happens on the holodeck stays on the holodeck

jaxxx · 16-07-2018 09:20PM

Putinbot wrote: »

I know I'm a mod here and I know I'll probably get hammered for this but I can't help myself.

OP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAKG-kbKeIo

And thus a meme was born.

Anyways at this stage I'd date anything!!!!!!

Wait.... out of context I can see how that might stir some people up the wrong way. So let me rephrase:

At this stage I'd date anything, within reason!!!!!!

That.... doesn't really make things better, does it?

Cupcake_Crisis · 16-07-2018 09:26PM

Nah. Getting rejected by human men is enough for me. I’m happy with my lot. Kinda.

Surreptitious · 16-07-2018 09:29PM

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Nah. Getting rejected by human men is enough for me. I’m happy with my lot. Kinda.

Don't say things like that about yourself.

Irish Guitarist · 16-07-2018 09:55PM

There's some terrible holophobic people here.

Would you date a hologram?

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