Something is burrowing in my shed

Doctors room ghost · 11-06-2018 8:30pm

Any updates op?did ye catch the critter

crustybla · 11-06-2018 9:09pm

I woke at 4am to go to the loo and found myself wondering about this. Op you had such potential here, you can still clinch it! It's either something really bad or uneventful enough.

TomOnBoard · 11-06-2018 9:53pm

crustybla wrote: »

I woke at 4am to go to the loo and found myself wondering about this. Op you had such potential here, you can still clinch it! It's either something really bad or uneventful enough.

Tragic! That's your life now destroyed along with ops... Who knows how many others have succumbed to the demon burrower???

WHERE WILL IT END???

wexie · 11-06-2018 10:03pm

I reckon it was one of these and OP is sat on the roof trying to be really quiet

Jeff2 · 14-06-2018 1:48am

Should we report her as missing to the police.

Me "some one on the Internet might have been taken under ground by a monster in her shed.

TomOnBoard · 14-06-2018 2:04am

Nah, I reckon the answer is much simpler!

OP met up with "Jason from Parks & wildlife" and there's now a whole lot of burrowing going on up in North Wickla... They're writing a buk about it I hear. Gonna be called "Fifty Sheds of Bray"....

:D:pac::pac::eek::eek:

Yester · 14-06-2018 2:07am

wexie wrote: »

I reckon it was one of these and OP is sat on the roof trying to be really quiet

Are them things back again? You need to set a trap with bacon.

gozunda · 15-06-2018 2:29pm

It's now two weeks approx. since the OP has been heard from....

Boards.ie task force and rescue squad has been activated and about to be deployed in the vicinity of the shed

The latest reports indicate that holes in the shed are now being looked into...

idnkph · 20-06-2018 9:09pm

So much potentail in a thread and it just disappeared down a hole

crustybla · 20-06-2018 9:15pm

Yeah, it's sh1t. Thanks for nothing op. 4am one night I was thinking of your stupid shed.

TomOnBoard · 20-06-2018 10:40pm

Yeah, I'm getting really worried now. I think that Jason may have previous!

Will I Am Not · 20-06-2018 10:54pm

Something is burrowing in my shed
It doesn’t sleep nor rest its head
Something is burrowing in my shed
It turns the inside, crimson red.
Something was burrowing in my shed
It ceases suddenly... is it dead?
Something was burrowing in my shed.
Did, I say shed? I meant my head.

crustybla · 20-06-2018 11:19pm

Something is burrowing in my shed
Think I'll go and start a thread
Then I'll go and bake some bread
While I do in poor Crusty's head.

While I'm tucked up in my bed
Posters thinking of what I said
Now I'm losing my street cred
All because of a rat called Fred.

Or a fox who is well fed
Or a bat, filled with dread
Something evil, easily lead
Fill us in, the posters said.

No such luck, op's gone and fled
What's this boll*x you've just read
Better off watching Father Ted
That's it done from A to Zed.

crustybla · 20-06-2018 11:20pm

For what it's worth Will, yours is much better. Made me lol.

TheShow · 11-07-2018 1:52pm

Any update OP?

StringerBell · 11-07-2018 2:19pm

Enjoyed this thread so much until the OP got sucked into the netherworld after capturing something horrific on that camera

gozunda · 11-07-2018 5:56pm

StringerBell wrote: »

Enjoyed this thread so much until the OP got sucked into the netherworld after capturing something horrific on that camera

Anybody watch 'Stranger Things' on Netflex?

The 'Upside Down'....

http://strangerthings.wikia.com/wiki/Byers_shed

idnkph · 11-07-2018 10:03pm

gozunda wrote:

Anybody watch 'Stranger Things' on Netflex?

gozunda wrote:

The 'Upside Down'....

see post 82.... there was a small hint

gozunda · 11-07-2018 10:10pm

idnkph wrote: »

see post 82.... there was a small hint

Filming next series in Wiclow then?

idnkph · 12-07-2018 9:54am

gozunda wrote:

Filming next series in Wiclow then?

yep and Wiclow is the up-side-down of wicklow

pjohnson · 12-07-2018 6:55pm

Loch Ness Monster affected by global warming?

New Home · 12-07-2018 6:57pm

pjohnson wrote: »

Loch Ness Monster affected by global warming?

Now, THAT sounds perfectly plausible.

WoollyRedHat · 12-07-2018 7:43pm

Must have chewed all the wires so that OP lost wifi.

New Home · 12-07-2018 8:46pm

Nope. I know EXACTLY what happened.

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WoollyRedHat · 12-07-2018 10:31pm

I like that idea.. I always followed rabbits with the hope that they would lead me to fantasy land. The idea that the OP has done the same with the badger and is on adventures to faraway and mystical lands is a charming idea

New Home · 12-07-2018 10:35pm

Unless the Red Queen managed to have her head chopped off... :eek: :eek: :eek:

gozunda · 14-07-2018 12:22am

idnkph wrote: »

yep and Wiclow is the up-side-down of wicklow

I knew that ....

gozunda · 14-07-2018 12:30am

New Home wrote: »

Now, THAT sounds perfectly plausible.

So does this ...

The Monster Under the Shed is a part of theThomas & Friends collection.

The engines have been telling scary stories at bedtime, and now Thomas can’t sleep. He keeps hearing a noise under his shed, and he’s convinced it’s a monster! Learn a lesson with Thomas about how things can get blown way out of proportion when you let your imagination run away with you.

http://www.rhcbooks.com/books/138608/the-monster-under-the-shed-thomas--friends-by-illustrated-by-richard-courtney

monty_python · 14-07-2018 9:18am

I think this thread needs to be locked

gozunda · 14-07-2018 9:27am

Do you mean?

monty_python wrote: »

I think this thread shed needs to be locked

Bit late no? :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLjS3gzHetA

crustybla · 14-07-2018 10:13pm

I Am The Law · 14-07-2018 10:16pm

Cnuts.

Ultimate Seduction · 15-07-2018 9:07am

Did we find out what is under the shed?

RobbingBandit · 15-07-2018 9:22am

If it is the Loch Ness monster he's gonna need about €3.50 to stop digging them holes in your shed.

Westernyelp · 15-07-2018 12:24pm

Does anyone have a number for those bucks who rescued the boys from the cave? I mean if they are not busy now they might shoot around to that shed for a quick look for OP. I'm sure Kay Burley would be on for coming over too.

RobbingBandit · 15-07-2018 12:34pm

Give Elon a call in that case

irishgirl19 · 15-07-2018 12:41pm

What a let down.

monty_python · 15-07-2018 2:06pm

Lock it or move it to after hours

This is the gardening forum ffs

testicles · 15-07-2018 2:08pm

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Westernyelp · 15-07-2018 7:36pm

Hose pipe ban is making someone cranky!!

gozunda · 15-07-2018 10:05pm

monty_python wrote: »

Lock it or move it to after hours
This is the gardening forum ffs

Meanwhile earlier in the thread ...

monty_python wrote: »

Sounds like a vampire looking for somewhere to bury it's latest victim.

Call the bishop straight away.

Arthur - you've changed your tune!

TomOnBoard · 15-07-2018 10:23pm

gozunda wrote: »

Meanwhile earlier in the thread ...

Arthur - you've changed your tune!

Yeah, everybody's playing better than me so I don't want to p!ay anymore.. So I'm taking my ball and going home...

monty_python · 17-07-2018 4:48pm

gozunda wrote: »

Meanwhile earlier in the thread ...

Arthur - you've changed your tune!

This is the gardening forum.

I'm unfollowing it anyway.

iamtony · 17-07-2018 5:14pm

Good god I just read 10 pages waiting for Wicklow women to give a conclusion to this. 1 month and 2 weeks since she posted. How can anyone be so mean to just leave it unanswered like this, why, God damn it, why!!!!

Yester · 17-07-2018 8:49pm

iamtony wrote: »

Good god I just read 10 pages waiting for Wicklow women to give a conclusion to this. 1 month and 2 weeks since she posted. How can anyone be so mean to just leave it unanswered like this, why, God damn it, why!!!!

Do not speak ill of those who have been dragged into the upside down.