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The Chocolate is only melting

  • 07-07-2018 08:08PM
    #1
    imme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,200 ✭✭✭


    Maybe that's how you like it, slathered all over your naked body and liked off by your significant other.

    Today is world chocolate day or some such nonesense.

    Apart from that is your chocolate melting before you even take it in your hand.

    How are the chocolate eaters getting through this.
    Have you switched to the dark side, higher melting point but still potentially messy.
    Are you refrigerating.


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  • #2
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
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    Straight from the fridge. Today and every day.


  • #3
    [Deleted User]
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    Fridge chocolate is best chocolate.


  • #4
    _Kaiser_
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    Dónal wrote: »
    Fridge chocolate is best chocolate.

    Cans of Coke are also better than the plastic bottles for the same reason. They come out of the fridge much better.


  • #5
    Greyfox
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    imme wrote: »
    Maybe that's how you like it, slathered all over your naked body and liked off by your significant other
    .
    Take it out of the fridge about 20 mins before eating it or eat immediately after purchase, it's hard to have a cup of tea while licking off your partner so that's a waste. Chocolate without tea is ALWAYS a waste of chocolate


  • #6
    _Kaiser_
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    Greyfox wrote: »
    Take it out of the fridge about 20 mins before eating it or eat immediately after purchase, it's hard to have a cup of tea while licking off your partner so that's a waste. Chocolate without tea is ALWAYS a waste of chocolate

    Tea is something that's massively overrated in this country... especially on days like this.

    (There, I said it) :p


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  • #7
    Wheety
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    _Kaiser_ wrote: »
    Cans of Coke are also better than the plastic bottles for the same reason. They come out of the fridge much better.

    Glass bottle Coke is the best one though.


  • #8
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Greyfox wrote: »
    Take it out of the fridge about 20 mins before eating it or eat immediately after purchase, it's hard to have a cup of tea while licking off your partner so that's a waste. Chocolate without tea is ALWAYS a waste of chocolate

    Sounds like a waste of good chocolate. The fact that I don't like tea may have a bearing on that opinion.


  • #9
    _Kaiser_
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    Wheety wrote: »
    Glass bottle Coke is the best one though.

    Yea, I've noticed they've started doing those again. Seems very expensive for 4 small bottles though.


  • #10
    Greyfox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,253 ✭✭✭Greyfox


    _Kaiser_ wrote: »
    Tea is something that's massively overrated in this country... especially on days like this.

    I disagree, tea is one of the best things in the world, I don't understand how anybody can live without it, a cup of tea solves almost all of life's problems


  • #11
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Greyfox wrote: »
    Chocolate without tea is ALWAYS a waste of chocolate

    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-29126161


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  • #12
    Canis Lupus
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    Jett Thoughtless Specialist wrote: »
    Straight from the fridge. Today and every day.

    But the coldness makes for an unsatisfying piece of chocciewokkie. Like icecream it should be allowed to warm up a touch.


  • #13
    looksee
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    I can't eat chocolate but when I could (or at any rate, did) the very best chocolate was the thin easter egg chocolate eaten before breakfast.


  • #14
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,325 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    OP. How many times do we have to tell you

    Stop sticking toblerones up your arse


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