Who is the most attractive person over 70 at the moment?

I would hope that by 70 I was past the the point of people rating my attractiveness..
And whats the point of this list seeing as nearly everyone on its whos anyway conventionally 'attractive' has had huge amounts of plastic surgery

ygolometsipe wrote: »

Bloody he'll she's fit.

Donald Trump paid some hooker 100k for a shag. I wouldn't wash the ****er for 1 million she has super low standards.

Feck off


It was love

wakka12 wrote: »

I would hope that by 70 I was past the the point of people rating my attractiveness..

I think you should be more ambitious in your hopes

Incidentally 60 is too easy. Andie Macdowell, Jane Seymour etc.

wakka12 wrote: »

I would hope that by 70 I was past the the point of people rating my attractiveness..
And whats the point of this list seeing as nearly everyone on its whos anyway conventionally 'attractive' has had huge amounts of plastic surgery

Reminded of Jimmy Carr's story about seeing Liz Hurley on the news

Jimmy Carr wrote:

They put her age after her name.
So, it said,
"Liz Hurley, 50."
And my girlfriend turned to me and went,
"I hope I look that good when I'm 50."
I said, "You don't look that good now.
What do you think's gonna happen?
You're gonna get to 49 and invent
a time machine, are you? Best of luck."

ygolometsipe wrote: »

It wouldn't surprise me if you were the real Donald.
Sitting there in the Oval office posting on boards.ie

I hope you get re-elected... tell ivanka I said hi

Thanks re. the election but feck off regarding Ivanka's. She's taken.


She keeps telling me I'm first on the waiting list.


Although she's been telling me that since she was 12







Oh and what do you mean "if I was the real Donald"

If Jack Nicholson or Harrison Ford chatted me up at a charity soiree, I wouldn't necessarily be uninterested...

dark crystal wrote: »

If Jack Nicholson or Harrison Ford chatted me up at a charity soiree, I wouldn't necessarily be uninterested...

So if they offered to spit-roast you, would you have any preference for which of them took care of which end of business?

It's the obvious question to ask given your scenario

johnayo wrote: »

Any truth in the rumour that she have a big hairy arse. Like a border collie like.....

She has an arse like a peach


A big ripe juicy peach


Unfortunately the internet was invented and she learned at 17 that it wasn't normal for your oul' fella to be still giving you Saturday night baths.


I will see that arse again in all its glory some day soon

Not 70 yet but almost Jane Seymour

Greybottle wrote: »

I bet she smells of wee.

No she shouldn’t do as she wears incontinence pants and they trap the pissy smell in along with the piss in the lining of the pants.