Michaella McCollum Announces She Has given Birth to Twins

gerrybbadd · 15-05-2018 02:38PM #1

https://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/michaella-mccollum-announces-that-she-has-given-birth-to-twins-843009.html

Wouldn't be the first time she squeezed something out of a bodily orifice.

Why is this wan given press at all? The Irish Press are determined to make this idiot a celeb.

EdEd · 15-05-2018 02:38PM

WOMAN GIVES BIRTH, READ ALL ABOUT IT

GreeBo · 15-05-2018 02:39PM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Why is this wan given press at all? The Irish Press are determined to make this idiot a celeb.

Extra!, Extra!
Ironic man is unintentionally ironic on internet.
Read all about it.

verycool · 15-05-2018 02:39PM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Why is this wan given press at all?

:rolleyes:

Boom_Bap · 15-05-2018 02:41PM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

https://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/michaella-mccollum-announces-that-she-has-given-birth-to-twins-843009.html

Wouldn't be the first time she squeezed something out of a bodily orifice.

Why is this wan given press at all? The Irish Press are determined to make this idiot a celeb.

But but but but why would one start a thread as well giving a link to a press publication that is trying to make said idiot a celeb? :pac:

It's because you wanted to make the body orifice gag isn't it?

gerrybbadd · 15-05-2018 02:43PM

GreeBo wrote: »

Extra!, Extra!
Ironic man is unintentionally ironic on internet.
Read all about it.

verycool wrote: »

:rolleyes:

Less of the roll eyes please

Ya, ironic man.. Is this the press now is it?

ohnonotgmail · 15-05-2018 02:44PM

You give the press who publish the story clicks and then wonder why they publish the story.

gerrybbadd · 15-05-2018 02:44PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

But but but but why would one start a thread as well giving a link to a press publication that is trying to make said idiot a celeb? :pac:

It's because you wanted to make the body orifice gag isn't it?

Ya, i really wanted to make the gag. And you know it's quality:D

The link was put in so I wouldn't have to be dealing with the "source?" posts

tigger123 · 15-05-2018 02:45PM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Less of the roll eyes please

Ya, ironic man.. Is this the press now is it?

It's media, no?

splinter65 · 15-05-2018 02:49PM

Let her get on with her life I say. She was only a young one at the time. I’m sure she wishes the whole thing would go away now.

Are Am Eye · 15-05-2018 02:52PM

The babies could be a great prop and cover story when trying to get past customs checks.

Yer Da sells Avon · 15-05-2018 02:54PM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Why is this wan given press at all?

Because it appeals to the prurient curiosity of people like you, who will then share it elsewhere online.

super_furry · 15-05-2018 02:56PM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Why is this wan given press at all? The Irish Press are determined to make this idiot a celeb.

Because people will click on it, talk about it and share it.

King George VI · 15-05-2018 02:56PM

Man the human trafficking business is getting weirder and they're coming up with more extreme ways to get humans into another country. God knows what country Michaela picked those babies up in.

JaMarcus · 15-05-2018 02:57PM

The babies weighed in at 7.1lbs and 7.2lbs respectively, with a combined street value of €250,000.

zom · 15-05-2018 02:57PM

splinter65 wrote: »

I’m sure she wishes the whole thing would go away now.

She would be NOBODY if "the whole thing would go away". She is certainly great role model for all young people how to get rich and popular.

BTW - anyone knows who's her agent? They do great job I have to say keeping her on media radar for so long.

Pherekydes · 15-05-2018 06:00PM

Are their names Machu and Picchu?

ablelocks · 15-05-2018 09:09PM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Why is this wan given press at all? The Irish Press are determined to make this idiot a celeb.

The Irish Press ceased publication on the 25th May, 1995, so there's no way they could be making any idiot a celeb.

Greybottle · 15-05-2018 10:43PM

First pics of the twins:

corks finest · 15-05-2018 10:51PM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

https://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/michaella-mccollum-announces-that-she-has-given-birth-to-twins-843009.html

Wouldn't be the first time she squeezed something out of a bodily orifice.

Why is this wan given press at all? The Irish Press are determined to make this idiot a celeb.

She is and always will remain a druggie low life,as a man who lost a brother over drugs,i think all pushers/ miles need to be eradicated

RacoonQueen · 15-05-2018 10:58PM

Jesus she has a verified instagram profile and over 17k followers. What the **** is wrong with people that they treat this total idiot like a celeb? I'm in the wrong line of work anyway. Jesus.

edit: she actually does also have her agents details on her instagram profile

DaithiMa · 15-05-2018 11:09PM

The variation in tone of headlines for different papers/sites is interesting...looks like the Indo have her lined up for a future column.... The Sun: "The Peru Two Drug Mule reveals she has had twins". The Belfast Telegraph keep it a bit simpler: "Drug Mule Michealla McCollum gives birth to twins". The Indo headline..."'My little darlings' - Michaella McCollum reveals she has given birth to twins".

DellyBelly · 15-05-2018 11:14PM

I think it's great news and shows how people who once made a mistake when they were young can get on with their lives. Fair play to her. She might even make a few quid from a magazine printing pictures.

GreeBo · 16-05-2018 12:13AM

/something witty about buns in the oven and bun on her head photo

Frankly I couldn't be arsed for this bint.

Larbre34 · 16-05-2018 12:30AM

Can we end this....

GreeBo · 16-05-2018 12:33AM

Larbre34 wrote: »

Can we end this....

I think under even the most liberal of abortion laws it's too late for that Michaela.

Greybottle · 16-05-2018 07:05AM

Who are RTE going to fly over to her for an exclusive interview? All at our expense.
And will Joe Duffy propose a fundraising campaign for the two sprigs the way he tried to get one off the ground for the Peru 2?

GMSA · 16-05-2018 09:03AM

EdEd wrote: »

WOMAN GIVES BIRTH, READ ALL ABOUT IT

Mule gives birth to twin foals
https://youtu.be/Qty-VjKzoJI

bee06 · 16-05-2018 09:07AM

Imagine if your job was to monitor z-list “celebs” social media and then have to turn it into a news story. Depressing stuff!

whiskeyman · 16-05-2018 09:13AM

'She was seen with her little bundles of joy before the nurses handed her back her newborn twins...'

Stonedpilot · 16-05-2018 09:33AM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

https://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/michaella-mccollum-announces-that-she-has-given-birth-to-twins-843009.html

Wouldn't be the first time she squeezed something out of a bodily orifice.

Why is this wan given press at all? The Irish Press are determined to make this idiot a celeb.

Starting threads on her on boards.ie isnt giving her exposure?.

Ah we are all guilty of it. I do whinge on that eejit Ed Sheeran and I think I give him more exposure (if thats possible)!

Michaella McCollum Announces She Has given Birth to Twins

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