Lahvlahn: You say potato,I say Versatis- 11/05 two-eighteen so to speak

pc7 · 11-05-2018 12:19PM #1

New thread, have fun.

woejus · 11-05-2018 12:21PM

Well done, well done.

ButtersSuki · 11-05-2018 12:23PM

Very disappointed with de thread title and dat PC, very disappointed I am.

ButtersSuki · 11-05-2018 12:24PM

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 91
Joe Shows: 77
No Show Joe Shows: 14
Breakeens 4 Joe: 14
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 9
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €192,500*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

Uncharted · 11-05-2018 12:24PM

........WOW! I like what you've done with the place. And I just LOVE the new title.

Ahem..... sez I.

pc7 · 11-05-2018 12:25PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Very disappointed with de thread title and dat PC, very disappointed I am.

I couldnt face the smear ones Butters, as funny and witty as they are, I'm just too upset by it all to even joke on this occasion. This one suggested was witty too. I'll happily give myself a yellow card for it.

0lddog · 11-05-2018 12:32PM

Well look at you lot in your brand new thread.

All showered and perfumed and not so much as a ban showing

Take care now petals
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What colour is de yellow card ?

pc7 · 11-05-2018 12:35PM

0lddog wrote: »

What colour is de yellow card ?

I'd say canary and dat caller

0lddog · 11-05-2018 12:45PM

pc7 wrote: »

I'd say canary and dat caller

De tail of de waistcoat ? so to speak.

Uncharted · 11-05-2018 12:46PM

I'd say a custard colour me self sez I ...

sligojoek · 11-05-2018 12:46PM

pc7 wrote: »

0lddog wrote: »

What colour is de yellow card ?

I'd say canary and dat caller

Who had a canary?

You can't say that. I'll calm down if you calm down.

thecretinhop · 11-05-2018 12:47PM

more smearz.... sigh

sligojoek · 11-05-2018 12:47PM

2 minutes in and he's making funny noises.

sligojoek · 11-05-2018 12:48PM

Cerv-eye-cal

thecretinhop · 11-05-2018 12:48PM

the ghoul

BPKS · 11-05-2018 12:48PM

I cant take another show of these stories and that is no offence to the poor women.

Odyssey 2005 · 11-05-2018 12:49PM

Shirley Valentine on de radio this

Del.Monte · 11-05-2018 12:49PM

Too much information - radio off.

Oops69 · 11-05-2018 12:50PM

She had ovarian cancer didn’t she ? , what has that to do with Cervical smears ?
Do the researchers not screen any of the calls , this poor woman shouldn’t be on

Oops69 · 11-05-2018 12:50PM

She had ovarian cancer didn’t she ? , what has that to do with Cervical smears ?
Do the researchers not screen any of the calls , this poor woman shouldn’t be on

sligojoek · 11-05-2018 12:50PM

Better chance of tears than with Siobhan yesterday.

Medics.

Oops69 · 11-05-2018 12:51PM

She had ovarian cancer didn’t she ? , what has that to do with Cervical smears ?
Do the researchers not screen any of the calls , this poor woman shouldn’t be on

2smiggy · 11-05-2018 12:51PM

what's this got to do with anything, unless it's just drumming up general hysteria

2smiggy · 11-05-2018 12:52PM

is there anything not wrong with this woman ?

11-05-2018 12:52PM

Wrong cancer Mary

woejus · 11-05-2018 12:52PM

2smiggy wrote: »

is there anything not wrong with this woman ?

She's not dead. That would probably cheer Joe up.

sligojoek · 11-05-2018 12:53PM

Tears for smears

Joe trying to get rid of her now

2smiggy · 11-05-2018 12:53PM

Joe wasn't 8 stone since his communion

11-05-2018 12:53PM

Go away Mary, back to yer doctor.

sudzs · 11-05-2018 12:53PM

Did she just say she had a sore arse??!!

God love her, but LOL!

Odyssey 2005 · 11-05-2018 12:54PM

Duffy telling her what to say

Lahvlahn: You say potato,I say Versatis- 11/05 two-eighteen so to speak

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