Midge/midgets everywhere!

TheValeyard · 28-04-2018 07:51PM #1

Is it that time of year already?

The little feckers seem to be everywhere at the moment. (the insects not little people)

On the plus side one piece of my Monster Munch had a whole load of extra flavour. Was nice.

ednwireland · 28-04-2018 07:54PM

With the cold weather they've been hiding waiting to jump on you as soon as the weather warmed up

amcalester · 28-04-2018 07:56PM

I thought Midge only resurfaced for Band Aid reunions?

McMurphy · 28-04-2018 07:58PM

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

Is it that time of year already?

The little feckers seem to be everywhere at the moment. (the insects not little people)

On the plus side one piece of my Monster Munch had a whole load of extra flavour. Was nice.

I got a fairly graphic WhatsApp of a midget woman and a regular sized black lad engaging in some fairly full on hard-core porn a few weeks ago, the backing track playing was that song "Yakkity Yak, don't talk back"....

Jesus it was rough lol.

That song will forever bring back dodgy memories now.

Wibbs · 28-04-2018 08:42PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIHLTKGyJ58

Atoms for Peace · 28-04-2018 09:08PM

WhatsApp seems to bring the dregs of society to the top.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 28-04-2018 09:50PM

Two midgets playing crazy golf:
"The first hole's a nice easy one - you'll probably only need a 6-iron...."

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 28-04-2018 10:01PM

You've got to hand it to midgets sometimes

Because they can't reach.

Beanntraigheach · 28-04-2018 10:52PM

Nowadays they prefer to be known as "Little Flies".

AllForIt · 28-04-2018 10:57PM

I love all life, but I hate flies. Midgets, bluebottles and especially house flies. It's the way they are completely black and I find something sinister about them. I know that's irrational. On the other hand I love spiders, moths, etc. Even scary looking beatles I don't mind really but flies I hate them. Once my mums kitchen was full of house flies, I decided to destroy them all, I took out the hover and hovered up about 30 of them in minutes. Very effective way of getting rid of them quickly.

gozunda · 28-04-2018 10:58PM

Forget the midges - the mossies are already out in force - the wee feckers :mad:

gw80 · 28-04-2018 11:11PM

Its probably to do with so much standing water around due to the wet weather, midges and mosquitoes are born of water,

Graces7 · 29-04-2018 06:47AM

Waiting here as apparently this island is the midge capital of Ireland... So they all tell me..We shall see..

Pherekydes · 29-04-2018 12:08PM

The wife said she was bitten by 3 midgets in India. I asked her if the police arrested them.

:pac:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 29-04-2018 04:54PM

I used to hate history. Didn't you? It's all a load of ****. What are they doing over there? They're filming something. They're filming midgets!

Midge/midgets everywhere!

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