Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

ButtersSuki · 24-04-2018 11:24AM

meep wrote: »

I just made the mistake of attempting to watch a David McSavage Joe sketch dere at random in wurk. I was in puddles after 30 seconds and had to switch it off for fear of losing me job and dat.

Will have a proper look later, so to speak.

Joe: Don't be showin' any a dem videos on here - dja heer me now? Dare blasphemous.

For those of you new to the thread, I'm not actually making that up.

ButtersSuki · 24-04-2018 11:42AM

POSSIBLY coming up on twoday's show:

Wan a de most popular and well lived Noooorsing Homes so to speak and dat is closing because de evil HSE is demanding day put in a lift
WHOY are de cyclists being killed on de road and dat? Protest tomorrow so to speak to hi-lyte dis tragedy
Anudder tragedy is de industrial skools. Cue reording of Terry yesterday....
Woman had her leg amputated doesn't qualify for benefits and dat because of a rule from de second Wurldid War. WHOY sez Joe? I'm sure it took all of his restraint not to say "she doesn't have a leg to stand on so to speak"

Camp voyis outro? Shure, shure.

Won't be in twoday callers, enjoy.

ButtersSuki · 24-04-2018 11:42AM

De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 79
Joe Shows: 65
No Show Joe Shows: 14
Breakeens 4 Joe: 14
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 9
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €162,500*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

thesandeman · 24-04-2018 11:44AM

Five deaths, a beating and an amputated leg already. And this is only the promo.

ButtersSuki · 24-04-2018 11:54AM

thesandeman wrote: »

Five deaths, a beating and an amputated leg already. And this is only the promo.

Are you new here? :pac:

djemba djemba · 24-04-2018 11:54AM

Perfect chance to ask Joe how his leg is.

ButtersSuki · 24-04-2018 11:57AM

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

JUST ANUDDER 15 DAYS UNTIL FATEEN HITS THE €200,000* FEES MARK.

*based on figures from 2-15 and dat. He's probably much closer to it, or already passed it by now tbh.

Busi_Girl08 · 24-04-2018 12:04PM

Gonna guess the Ulster Bank debacle is going to take a front seat.

ButtersSuki · 24-04-2018 12:06PM

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

Gonna guess the Ulster Bank debacle is going to take a front seat.

Well it wasn't on de promo......so yeah, good chance it'll feature!

sligojoek · 24-04-2018 12:15PM

Will he ask her, how's the other leg?

ButtersSuki · 24-04-2018 12:37PM

sligojoek wrote: »

Will he ask her, how's the other leg?

Possibly. Or does she get a discount when buying shoes?

He's busy googling puns right now BEFORE he puts his own foot in it, so to speak.

ButtersSuki · 24-04-2018 12:43PM

sligojoek wrote: »

Will he ask her, how's the other leg?

Brindin O'Cardle: If she was a fella she'd have a turd* leg. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......

*turd = third for dose of yous not fluent in De Dubalinese.

Dan Jaman · 24-04-2018 12:44PM

Amateur Hour again on the continuity buttons.

Dan Jaman · 24-04-2018 12:46PM

Really, Joe?
If the arsehole had tried to steal my motorcycle, he'd not be talking on the rajo now.

2smiggy · 24-04-2018 12:47PM

not overly familiar with the story, whoy did they water board him, so to speak

jean contente · 24-04-2018 12:48PM

Another 'you contacted me Joe' segment on the caller-driven Liveline?

somesoldiers · 24-04-2018 12:48PM

Brian Cox "Galaxy"
D'Arcy "oh I don't eat them have you tried porridge"

Roger_007 · 24-04-2018 12:49PM

2smiggy wrote: »

not overly familiar with the story, whoy did they water board him, so to speak

Because they have free water...........(from the Water Board):rolleyes:

Dan Jaman · 24-04-2018 12:49PM

"How do you feeeeeeeeeeelllll?"

Rock Lesnar · 24-04-2018 12:49PM

How do you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel

Uncharted · 24-04-2018 12:50PM

Isn't this lad a known convicted fraudster?
Not Joe by the way.....

Odyssey 2005 · 24-04-2018 12:52PM

SF bashing..Joe's agenda

Dan Jaman · 24-04-2018 12:52PM

Uncharted wrote: »

Isn't this lad a known convicted fraudster?
Not Joe by the way.....

Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth, by all accounts.
Of course, he was there entirely innocently, and had no intention of conning a bike out of anyone.
Did you know my other leg has bells on it?

2smiggy · 24-04-2018 12:52PM

joe thinks the shaving his head was the worst part ?

SEPT 23 1989 · 24-04-2018 12:52PM

ask him about his previous frauds Joe

Odyssey 2005 · 24-04-2018 12:52PM

What in the name of good God..!;)

somesoldiers · 24-04-2018 12:53PM

PlayBack?

Would you like to hear the voice of the man who tried to kill you- as if your nightmares weren't vivid enough

Jeff2 · 24-04-2018 12:53PM

They were trying to teach him not to scam people.

Mena Mitty · 24-04-2018 12:53PM

What colour was the Waterboard

SEPT 23 1989 · 24-04-2018 12:53PM

Joe has waited a long time for this

Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

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