% of Facebook friends you've scored?

JeffKenna · 20-04-2018 09:05PM #1

Did a quick calculation on my number and it's 18/219 which gives 8.2%. Is this average, below average? What's your percentage?

One eyed Jack · 20-04-2018 09:12PM

JeffKenna wrote: »

Did a quick calculation on my number and it's 18/219 which gives 8.2%. Is this average, below average? What's your percentage?

Does this mean that a person can claim their average is 100% if they only have one friend on facebook, and that's the one friend they have scored with?

Asking for... a friend

Avatar MIA · 20-04-2018 09:20PM

We had a Charity 'Dancing with the Locals' - I was very generous with my scoring. SEVEN!!!

I must have scored a couple of dozen of my facebook friends.

Ultimate Seduction · 20-04-2018 09:22PM

I've scored with myself while looking at 99% of my female Facebook friends if that counts

pleas advice · 20-04-2018 09:25PM

Ultimate Seduction wrote: »

I've scored with myself while looking at 99% of my female Facebook friends if that counts

wrong, is right

hairyslug · 20-04-2018 09:28PM

10%, I don't have many fb friends but my wife is one.

But a discussion for another day is how the hell can someone have 200+ facebook friends.

EPAndlee · 20-04-2018 09:30PM

When I accept a friend request I will make it my business to enter that person

JupiterKid · 20-04-2018 09:52PM

A couple. A couple of flings and an ex GF from my college days before I came out.

And a new FB friend in Wexford who has been propositioning me on messenger and just might be another conquest.

liamoreilly · 20-04-2018 09:58PM

...Ah jeez, I'm 2.1%, 4 out of 185...But is it not normal to unfriend/delete ex's?...I find it much less complicated to have a complete clean break from them lol...

wexie · 20-04-2018 10:01PM

liamoreilly wrote: »

...Ah jeez, I'm 2.1%, 4 out of 185...But is it not normal to unfriend/delete ex's?...I find it much less complicated to have a complete clean break from them lol...

But then how will you stalk them late on a saturday night when you come home from the pub pisht, alone?

JeffKenna · 20-04-2018 10:05PM

hairyslug wrote: »

10%, I don't have many fb friends but my wife is one.

But a discussion for another day is how the hell can someone have 200+ facebook friends.

Fair point, I actually saw a girl I'm friends with on Facebook in the gym recently...we both looked at each other and ignored one another. Guess there's a difference between Facebook friends and real life ones.

TrustedApple · 20-04-2018 10:07PM

Jeses I used to be shocking for Facebook when I was single

The amount of times I added girls at random I ended up with them 2 days later. One girl I was walking past where she worked daily always smiled at her.

Seen she reply to friend of mine no clue they were friends added her and messaged her going I am the creep who smiles at you daily she replyed with i thought someone you would come up and ask me out ha. Was on a date with her that night....

I think back Jeses I was a creep.

corner of hells · 20-04-2018 10:41PM

TrustedApple wrote: »

Jeses I used to be shocking for Facebook when I was single

The amount of times I added girls at random I ended up with them 2 days later. One girl I was walking past where she worked daily always smiled at her.

Seen she reply to friend of mine no clue they were friends added her and messaged her going I am the creep who smiles at you daily she replyed with i thought someone you would come up and ask me out ha. Was on a date with her that night....

I think back Jeses I was a creep.

How the **** did you manage to spell Jesus wrong ?

wexie · 20-04-2018 10:41PM

corner of hells wrote: »

How the **** did you manage to spell Jesus wrong ?

bad catholic clearly

Pherekydes · 20-04-2018 11:15PM

1.06%, which includes 1 married woman. :eek:

JeffKenna · 20-04-2018 11:20PM

TrustedApple wrote: »

Jeses I used to be shocking for Facebook when I was single

The amount of times I added girls at random I ended up with them 2 days later. One girl I was walking past where she worked daily always smiled at her.

Seen she reply to friend of mine no clue they were friends added her and messaged her going I am the creep who smiles at you daily she replyed with i thought someone you would come up and ask me out ha. Was on a date with her that night....

I think back Jeses I was a creep.

Save me Jebus!

L.Jenkins · 20-04-2018 11:25PM

Pherekydes wrote: »

1.06%, which includes 1 married woman. :eek:

1.6%, which happens to be my wife. Did get it on with a married woman before and almost got my married next door neighbour to drop hers too, nearly. If I were still single, there'd be a few in my friends list I wouldn't kick out of bed for eating taytos.

TrustedApple · 20-04-2018 11:34PM

corner of hells wrote: »

How the **** did you manage to spell Jesus wrong ?

I blame new phone and getting used to the keyboard ha.

Yah but I was a creep when I was single. Like I think back 3 plus dates a week f me I got around.

I look back at that and go yuck

stimpson · 20-04-2018 11:36PM

JeffKenna wrote: »

Did a quick calculation on my number and it's 18/219 which gives 8.2%. Is this average, below average? What's your percentage?

Well done.

Noo · 20-04-2018 11:37PM

1.567398

In fairness, ive been with my boyfriend over 10 years so most of mine are before facebook. Curiousity got the better of me and i just looked up the last guy i scored before getting with my boyfriend. He was from college and i wasnt actaully sure if i was friends with him (still friends with tons of random college people i haven't seen in years). Turns out hes now gay, so there ya go!

Avatar MIA · 21-04-2018 07:46AM

JupiterKid wrote: »

A couple. A couple of flings and an ex GF from my college days before I came out.

Noo wrote: »

i just looked up the last guy i scored... Turns out hes now gay, so there ya go!

Hey, you guys!!!

Hector Bellend · 21-04-2018 09:04AM

does scoring mean banged?

or is it simply snogged?

% of Facebook friends you've scored?

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