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Funny Houses/Flats to rent

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,946 ✭✭✭tea and coffee


    That would make a great wedding venue. Close to the airport, church on site. Loads of grounds.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,825 ✭✭✭LirW


    That would make a great wedding venue. Close to the airport, church on site. Loads of grounds.

    Just the money to get it up to scratch.... sends shivers down the spine.


    If I ever win the jackpot, I'll get something like that and will indeed make a venue out of it, who's in?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,170 ✭✭✭wildlifeboy


    That would make a great wedding venue. Close to the airport, church on site. Loads of grounds.

    so much potential alright


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 12,071 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    LirW wrote: »
    If I ever win the jackpot, I'll get something like that and will indeed make a venue out of it, who's in?

    If you ever win the jackpot, i'm in!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    This wee house makes me sad. I wanted to rent it a few years back; see the first site

    http://www.daft.ie/mayo/houses-for-sale/castlebar/derreens-ross-castlebar-comayo-castlebar-mayo-606486/

    A while later and it has deteriorated badly..

    http://www.daft.ie/mayo/houses-for-sale/pontoon/derreens-ross-pontoon-mayo-1227674/


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,942 ✭✭✭Mollyb60


    Graces7 wrote: »
    This wee house makes me sad. I wanted to rent it a few years back; see the first site

    http://www.daft.ie/mayo/houses-for-sale/castlebar/derreens-ross-castlebar-comayo-castlebar-mayo-606486/

    A while later and it has deteriorated badly..

    http://www.daft.ie/mayo/houses-for-sale/pontoon/derreens-ross-pontoon-mayo-1227674/

    "Olde Worlde Cottage" estate agent speak for old and draughty. :rolleyes:

    It looks pretty solid though with very little evidence of damp inside.
    First listed at €99,000 though. I think someone had a little bit too much confidence in it's olde worlde charm.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,825 ✭✭✭LirW


    Mollyb60 wrote: »
    "Olde Worlde Cottage" estate agent speak for old and draughty. :rolleyes:

    It looks pretty solid though with very little evidence of damp inside.
    First listed at €99,000 though. I think someone had a little bit too much confidence in it's olde worlde charm.

    Simples, buy, get Dermot Bannon for a make-over, put fairy lights everywhere, compete in Home of the year, win home of the year, sell for 15 times of the original price.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    Mollyb60 wrote: »
    "Olde Worlde Cottage" estate agent speak for old and draughty. :rolleyes:

    It looks pretty solid though with very little evidence of damp inside.
    First listed at €99,000 though. I think someone had a little bit too much confidence in it's olde worlde charm.

    Yes it was although marked down,, Strong structure which is what matters. Would have loved it there...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    LirW wrote: »
    Simples, buy, get Dermot Bannon for a make-over, put fairy lights everywhere, compete in Home of the year, win home of the year, sell for 15 times of the original price.

    Dreadful dreadful thought!Perfect as it was,, sweet and simple.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    WE ARE ABOUT TO HIT 10,000 posts!..


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,860 ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    Page 666


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,825 ✭✭✭LirW


    Graces7 wrote: »
    Dreadful dreadful thought!Perfect as it was,, sweet and simple.

    In fairness though, if a single person brings it up to standard with a few modern twists and maybe connects the cottage with the other building, you could have a stunning place there.

    On Room to Improve in the episode with the sisters and their mother in Portrane they went to Kerry to this renovated cottage, which in fairness was incredibly beautiful.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    LirW wrote: »
    In fairness though, if a single person brings it up to standard with a few modern twists and maybe connects the cottage with the other building, you could have a stunning place there.

    On Room to Improve in the episode with the sisters and their mother in Portrane they went to Kerry to this renovated cottage, which in fairness was incredibly beautiful.

    Ah I know. But I am poor and live very simply and love it as it is .. Modern twists are sacrilege! And stunning? No thank you!

    For me it is up to standard already...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,825 ✭✭✭LirW


    I hope you have tough skin, winter might be a bit rough :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    LirW wrote: »
    I hope you have tough skin, winter might be a bit rough :P

    Have lived in far worse than that would be.. Those walls insulate amazingly in all weathers ...A good fireplace..I never use oil or electric heating. Old ways are good ways

    But dream on!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,170 ✭✭✭wildlifeboy


    Graces7 wrote: »
    Have lived in far worse than that would be.. Those walls insulate amazingly in all weathers ...A good fireplace..I never use oil or electric heating. Old ways are good ways

    But dream on!

    Bear Grylls over here


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,024 ✭✭✭Carry


    Graces7 wrote: »
    Have lived in far worse than that would be.. Those walls insulate amazingly in all weathers ...A good fireplace..I never use oil or electric heating. Old ways are good ways

    But dream on!

    That fireplace will fill your house with smoke, it doesn't have a proper vent and probably not even piping and insulation. The heat will go up, unlike the smoke, and you have to huddle directly in front of that fireplace to get some warmth. And then there is the danger of a chimney fire if it's not lined and insulated. Not to mention the dampness that creeps up in a badly "heated" house.

    I know what I'm talking about, I restored and refurbished an old cottage. It's still a work in progress, though, but at least all the essentials are done (including piping and lining the fireplace and having central oil heating plus double glazing). The old ways aren't always good ways.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    Carry wrote: »
    That fireplace will fill your house with smoke, it doesn't have a proper vent and probably not even piping and insulation. The heat will go up, unlike the smoke, and you have to huddle directly in front of that fireplace to get some warmth. And then there is the danger of a chimney fire if it's not lined and insulated. Not to mention the dampness that creeps up in a badly "heated" house.

    I know what I'm talking about, I restored and refurbished an old cottage. It's still a work in progress, though, but at least all the essentials are done (including piping and lining the fireplace and having central oil heating plus double glazing). The old ways aren't always good ways.

    You do it your way and I mine and knowing how to manage that fire is a part of it. Love that wee house as it is but no chance. Yours cottage may be different. I would live there as is as I have done years before. As they did way back too.... nesh you are... out of touch!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    inforfun wrote: »
    Page 666

    But Friday 13th is past so could be worse!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    Carry wrote: »
    That fireplace will fill your house with smoke, it doesn't have a proper vent and probably not even piping and insulation. The heat will go up, unlike the smoke, and you have to huddle directly in front of that fireplace to get some warmth. And then there is the danger of a chimney fire if it's not lined and insulated. Not to mention the dampness that creeps up in a badly "heated" house.

    I know what I'm talking about, I restored and refurbished an old cottage. It's still a work in progress, though, but at least all the essentials are done (including piping and lining the fireplace and having central oil heating plus double glazing). The old ways aren't always good ways.

    The difference s that I am not seeking modern ideas. What you call "essentials" are out of keeping with the cottage.And are luxuries to me. I hate central heating etc.
    So the cottage as long as it has water and power is perfect as it is for me. A good fire is easy enough and the door changes the air. That is how i have lived and how I seek to live. A good life, growing all I can. Away with renovations! sacrilege! lol...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,350 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    MOD: Can we try to keep the thread on topic please? Funny Houses/Flats to rent.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,575 ✭✭✭✭retalivity


    Spotted on broadsheet.ie

    180k for a shed in celbridge

    we are through the looking glass people.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,322 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    retalivity wrote: »
    Spotted on broadsheet.ie

    180k for a shed in celbridge

    we are through the looking glass people.

    The old woman who lived in a shoe would consider that tiny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,575 ✭✭✭Rows Grower


    retalivity wrote: »
    Spotted on broadsheet.ie

    180k for a shed in celbridge

    we are through the looking glass people.

    Sweetest Lord God above in heaven and all the holy saints!

    "Very soon we are going to Mars. You wouldn't have been going to Mars if my opponent won, that I can tell you. You wouldn't even be thinking about it."

    Donald Trump, March 13th 2018.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭shaunr68


    Sweetest Lord God above in heaven and all the holy saints!

    They would never fit in there!

    It looks like the "property" was once a detached garage that has been converted and parceled off. Are real houses very expensive in that area?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,174 ✭✭✭Lady Haywire


    Tiny TV or giant toilet? :pac:

    51e4e582-2fb8-43ac-801d-8cd7a1561218_l.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,575 ✭✭✭Rows Grower


    Tiny TV or giant toilet? :pac:

    51e4e582-2fb8-43ac-801d-8cd7a1561218_l.jpg

    I'd say photography tricks, if you look at the tiled areas in the different photographs they look different.

    It's gonna take a lot more than a clever photographer before that place makes 180,000 euro.

    "Very soon we are going to Mars. You wouldn't have been going to Mars if my opponent won, that I can tell you. You wouldn't even be thinking about it."

    Donald Trump, March 13th 2018.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,111 ✭✭✭daheff


    I'd say photography tricks, if you look at the tiled areas in the different photographs they look different.

    It's gonna take a lot more than a clever photographer before that place makes 180,000 euro.


    I think this was an property owned by an older person who has passed & family are selling it. I guess the real tv has been taken already by a family member...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,174 ✭✭✭Lady Haywire


    daheff wrote: »
    I think this was an property owned by an older person who has passed & family are selling it. I guess the real tv has been taken already by a family member...

    It's photography. look at a photo of the bathroom by itself. The tiles are longer vertically here. Yet in the photo added above they're longer horizontally. It's stretched in the above photo, hence giant toilet. TBH, those tiles are probably square so both photos are tweaked.

    d0b90516-12f5-40b1-b12e-e99ae22b861d_l.jpg


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,962 ✭✭✭r93kaey5p2izun


    retalivity wrote: »
    Spotted on broadsheet.ie

    180k for a shed in celbridge

    we are through the looking glass people.

    It used to be the post office exchange. It sold for 145k less than 2 years ago. At least you get a garden. Given apartment prices in the area I don't think this is at all out of whack with current prices. Of course the whole market seems to be completely mad, but if anything I think this represents decent value in the context of the crap on offer.


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