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Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Noreenn was asleep on the table?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    Dopiest question of the week there , with an accent like that where the hell else could she be from?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    She flip-flopped him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    fell asleep on table?? too much sherry?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭boardise


    Son reading a book ? :0


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Forget it, it's gone.

    In fact I would be certain the security staff took it.

    They make €1200 a month for fuxake...


    I agree, all sorts of scams going on with these dudes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,546 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    Swilling the sherry at that hour, eh???


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Bugler was horrified at de bad language


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Is this Dave Fannings mother? SLOW DOWN NOREEN!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Forget it, it's gone.

    In fact I would be certain the security staff took it.

    They make €1200 a month for fuxake...

    Surely CCTV all over the place there? Sounds suspicious


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "I tried to catch him, Joe, but the young man got away."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,459 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Dont spell it out!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,265 ✭✭✭✭Borderfox


    She met him in the hall and offered him a cup of tae


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    F U C K off Noreen


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,788 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Joe you're too techy today


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Bugler was horrified at de bad language

    Probably a bum note.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,265 ✭✭✭✭Borderfox


    Noreen wasn't too brave in the hall


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Cash for gold


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,459 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Ah here we go.

    Dead mother's jewellery.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    He was in sniffin'her knickers while she was snorin' on the table....

    Edit.... sniffin her 18ct ring


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭JMNolan


    Portlaoise sound like a proper crime ridden hell hole. It's the system I blame


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Irish coins worth F all


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Newbridge silverware worth f all


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,265 ✭✭✭✭Borderfox


    Mint coin collection
    Van Gogh painting
    Trevi Fountain
    Kangaroo (dead)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Kangaroo coin is worth f all


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,270 ✭✭✭meep


    Maybe Joe could suggest that whoever has or 'finds' this ladies property might see fit to hand it in to Port Laoise prespretry, so to speak?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    She has kids and she was asleep on the table, makes sense


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    She fell asleep snooping on pornhub


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,459 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    What was she watching on the internet?

    A repeat of the Ray D'Arcy show?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Cruising porn sites at midnight, dreaming of a young plumber in fixing the sink, when all of a sudden...


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