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Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,151 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    "I emailed Shane Ross to come home with me some day"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭lazygal


    What's she on about, email the Oireachtas? Who does she think is in charge of the Luas in there?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    In an astonishing* turn of events, Duffy decides to link this directly to the Gubbermint.

    *by astonishing, I mean utterly predictable.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Mano a Mano- so to speak


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,151 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Joe had no problem with the congestion in College Green when the students were protesting outside Trinity the other day.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,394 ✭✭✭mojesius


    You have a choice...slower bus or fast Luas. Or you could walk/cycle


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭lazygal


    There's an amazing thing called a dart timetable, where it will tell you what time the train will come so you're not waiting 20 minutes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Lol- add for Aer Lingus US flights


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    The frequency should be upped dramatically, sez Joe.

    Really, Joe.
    I wonder how much (extra millions) it would cost to lay on twice or thrice the number of trams / trains for a couple of hours a day, and they'd be running empty for 90% of the time, or off the line.

    Get a grip, you fool.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,269 ✭✭✭meep


    Love how there's Ads for Aer Lingus to the US, including US immigration pre-clear plug. Just to rub it in to the indignant musician.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    For feck's sake! If the RTE gravy train wasn't sucking up more and more public money, there would be more funds for enhancements to the "permanent way" as Fateen calls it!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11 Old Mr Crickley


    Joe makes him sound like the family dog. "Fetch back up the house, she won't let him in"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    death drug porn for fateen


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Don't read the pome


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Caller, please, please, please don't embarrass yourself by reading a poem.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,269 ✭✭✭meep


    Do you want to read out the poem dere love, so to speak.

    Why do people feel compelled to write bad poetry in response to everything and anything?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Is there a poem threatening on the horizon?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    A good kick up the hole wouldn't have went astray


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    If she does read it, wait for Joe's orgasmic grunting afterwards:

    "Wonderful powerful glimpse, frame, insight"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,977 ✭✭✭minikin


    Did someone phone in a poem-scare?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,311 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Became unwell.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    difference
    unwell
    cycle


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,151 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Is there a poem threatening on the horizon?

    Yes.

    Yew is just trying to line up a bit of pan-pipes to play in the background


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    He went through every cycle in the country.
    Nicking them and flogging them on Dung Deal?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Became unwell?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,334 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    meep wrote: »
    Do you want to read out the poem dere love, so to speak.

    Why do people feel compelled to write bad poetry in response to everything and anything?

    They do be expressing their innermost tauts and feelings sotospeak.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Cry me a river sure Mammy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    BPKS wrote: »
    Yes.

    Yew is just trying to line up a bit of pan-pipes to play in the background

    Funny though that is, I bet you are right.

    We may end with the recitation of the 12 step prayer guff we had to endure before.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Just do what Fateen did and pretend they're dead. Worked for him for years.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    BPKS wrote: »
    Yes.

    Yew is just trying to line up a bit of pan-pipes to play in the background

    Ah; there's nothing like the haunting strains of a good aul' bit of Peruvian Nose Flute music to set it off.


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