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Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

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  • #2492
    Dan Jaman
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    I think most of his friends are gone due to him.


  • #2493
    2smiggy
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    not sure what she wants. I can relate to what she is saying, but if u don't want him, the hostels have him barred , and he is released from prison, where do u want him to go ?


  • #2494
    Rock Lesnar
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    Hes 40, a big dose of cop on is needed here


  • #2495
    sligojoek
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    You say he's the eldest. Has he any brothers or sisters?


  • #2496
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Joe was obviously saving this one for today.


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  • #2497
    Mena Mitty
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    2smiggy wrote: »
    not sure what she wants. I can relate to what she is saying, but if u don't want him, the hostels have him barred , and he is released from prison, where do u want him to go ?

    A galvanize garden shed out the back of the mother's house for starters.


  • #2498
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Ah-Sure-E


  • #2499
    Dan Jaman
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    sligojoek wrote: »
    You say he's the eldest. Has he any brothers or sisters?

    Maybe they're gender-free and don't want to be put in a box.


  • #2500
    TheHomeService
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    This is very sad but, in all seriousness, what is the point of this call?


  • #2501
    buried
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    Joe having a great feed here

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



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  • #2502
    Roger_007
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    His family, including his mother, don't want to have anything to do with him. Why does she expect anyone else to help?


  • #2503
    Odyssey 2005
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    Rock Lesnar wrote: »
    Hes 40, a big dose of cop on is needed here

    You spelt kick in the hole wrong.


  • #2504
    BPKS
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    Send him to the nuns in Athy - they seem to be able to work miracles. They'd probably take no sh1te from him either and wouldnt be pandering to him.


  • #2505
    TheHomeService
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    Could one of Joe's tame padres not invite him to live in a Presbytery?


  • #2506
    Odyssey 2005
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    TheHomeService wrote: »
    This is very sad but, in all seriousness, what is the point of this call?

    A time filler-inner


  • #2507
    Oops69
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    He hasn’t got tears yet which is why he’s dragging g this out , I’d say she can’t even cry anymore she’s so exhausted with him .


  • #2508
    anthonyjmaher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,022 ✭✭✭anthonyjmaher


    "He's probably angry with himself the peur man".
    He's probably listening back to your podcast about Mary McAleese and his blood is boiling at your bias, Joe, same as the rest of us were.


  • #2509
    TheHomeService
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    BPKS wrote: »
    Send him to the nuns in Athy - they seem to be able to work miracles. They'd probably take no sh1te from him either and wouldnt be pandering to him.

    Cuan Mhuire?

    Very good reputation, I believe.


  • #2510
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    A galvanize garden shed out the back of the mother's house for starters.

    He'd only sell it for a tenner bag.


  • #2511
    buried
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    One of the lads from Trainspotting here to help

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



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  • #2512
    Odyssey 2005
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    I could walk 500 miles
    And I could walk 500 more...


  • #2513
    Uncharted
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    Inaudible mutterings........ tut tutting......aww petal....
    ..shure shure.........sharp intake of breath.....inane misery questions.... potentially crowbar in a death in the family angle. Rinse and repeat. Job well done so to speak.


  • #2514
    Oops69
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    The scot sounds like someone’s choking him .


  • #2515
    2smiggy
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    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    A galvanize garden shed out the back of the mother's house for starters.

    a man i knew was given a caravan out the back of his mothers house, but never left in the house again. booze was his big problem


  • #2516
    TheHomeService
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    Who is this Scottish smart arse? And, if he has all the answers, let him help the puer man.


  • #2517
    Uncharted
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    buried wrote: »
    One of the lads from Trainspotting here to help

    Nay wey Swannie, I'm uff da skag!


  • #2518
    TheHomeService
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    D'ya ken John Bull, petal?


  • #2519
    Uncharted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    What colour was the brown caller? ...... so to speak


  • #2520
    Oops69
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    A few wee bottles of Irn Bru will sort him out .


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  • #2521
    humberklog
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    Anyone else imagining the Little Britain Scottish youth councillor?
    "Okay gang, gimme 3 street words for heroin!"


    I think he just swallowed the phone!


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