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Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

    Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 49
    Joe Shows: 44
    No Show Joe Shows: 5
    Breakeens 4 Joe: 5

    PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 1 (first show for de full-time host on March 9th!)
    PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
    D'Omen Shows: 4
    AN Udder Shows: 0


    NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
    Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €110,000*
    (not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

    King-World-News-WTF-Is-Going-On-Here-864x400_c.jpg
    *de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    De Pedantic Boring Humanoid is in for Fateen who takes anudder break-een - de Feb fees cheque must have arrived dis morning.

    POSSIBLY on twoday's show:
    • Ticket Touting. Loretto calls in after she bought a tickets on which she paid 3.5 times the face value only to see it came from a rugby clubs - and she deliberately didn't go in to her rugby club lottery. "It's just capitalism baby" sez Philip - and friend of de show Pat Hickey!
    • Car sold but de finance wasn't paid and now de person who bought the car doesn't own it. WHOY?
    • Churching and dat so to speak. "People may have had sex" sez PBH, followed by a "perish the thought"


    PBH read out the topics with the enthusiasm of a man on death row. I'm out before it even starts so to speak.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    • Ticket Touting. Loretto calls in after she bought a tickets on which she paid 3.5 times the face value only to see it came from a rugby clubs - and she deliberately didn't go in to her rugby club lottery. "It's just capitalism baby" sez Philip - and friend of de show Pat Hickey!

    The completely obvious question to ask in relation to the above is if you are a member of a rugby club why the hell did you not enter the lottery in your own club? No chance Joe would ask that, but PBH might......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,270 ✭✭✭meep


    De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

    Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 48
    Joe Shows: 43
    No Show Joe Shows: 4
    Breakeens 4 Joe: 4

    PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 1 (first show for de full-time host on March 9th!)
    PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
    D'Omen Shows: 4
    AN Udder Shows: 0


    NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
    Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year: €110,000*
    (not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

    King-World-News-WTF-Is-Going-On-Here-864x400_c.jpg
    *de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.

    Think you have employed some Soapbox Joe matty-matiks dere @ButtersSuki

    5x appearances between PBH and D'Omen but only 4x breakeens for Joe, so to speak?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    meep wrote: »
    Think you have employed some Soapbox Joe matty-matiks dere @ButtersSuki

    5x appearances between PBH and D'Omen but only 4x breakeens for Joe, so to speak?

    Apologies, apologies caller. I did added so many new features dis year it's hard to remember to update all of de buttons and dat on de abacus before I input it into de EYEfone. Dare were udder mistakes too but you didn't spot dem did ya? :) I'll tell yisser all wan ting - it's fecking hard to update a post with Italics, bold and coloured fonts on de EYEfone.

    It's updated now so to speak.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    PBH must have finally cleared the peasants off his driveway to the estate.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,270 ✭✭✭meep


    Apologies, apologies caller. I did added so many new features dis year it's hard to remember to update all of de buttons and dat on de abacus before I input it into de EYEfone. Dare were udder mistakes too but you didn't spot dem did ya? :) I'll tell yisser all wan ting - it's fecking hard to update a post with Italics, bold and coloured fonts on de EYEfone.

    It's updated now so to speak.

    Well done. Well done.

    Surprised you didn't get some lackey or stand-in to read out that apologee, so to speak.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,270 ✭✭✭meep


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    PBH must have finally cleared the peasants off his driveway to the estate.

    Almost spat out my coffee reading that one :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    P boring Hayes , ... how long till the first ‘ good lord ‘ or ‘my word !’?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    For-In, Ashbourne car park I guess


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    Skoda doesn’t suit Pbhs image , he needs Range Rover to sponsor the show .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    "this rang alarm bells straight away"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    Dope


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    a foreign fella


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    If only there was a way of checking that costs maybe a tenner


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    finance still owed on an 06?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,398 ✭✭✭mojesius


    Lahvlahn is the reason why I always buy from a reputable dealer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    finance still owed on an 06?

    And there was about 5 previous owners and some "foreign" fella sold it to him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,172 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    I miss Joe already, and PBH has only been talking 6 mins.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Gob****e. ........ next


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    2 grand tops. Move on


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    no previous owners on anything PBH buys thats for sure


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    I didn't bother checking, but I will bother the country with my stupidity


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    Get this muppett off the line , it’s a miracle he could use the phone to ring in .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    He doesn't do it to make money - Ha yeh right, this guy is a chancer that got caught, good for him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,398 ✭✭✭mojesius


    Hindsight is a great thing, because you can look back at your own gobshyttery


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    he uses car sales terms back street dealer fcuk him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    He’s been to ‘ solicitors ‘plural , ‘and everything ‘ , he’s just getting g dopier and dopier .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Caller is waiting for Audi to call in and give him a new car


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Hot topics of the day folks. Arfur Daly on line 2


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