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Lahvlahn: The "Snow Show Like a Joe Show" Edition - 01/03 two-eighteen so to speak

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,269 ✭✭✭meep


    here comes baby Emma.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,022 ✭✭✭anthonyjmaher


    Caller driven show, everybody.
    i.e. put a gun to somebody's head to get them on the show.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Granny...again !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,041 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Receptionist, lol.
    Aka Aonghus McInally


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,422 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    They should be inmates


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    “Your receptionist”

    :-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,868 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    twelve psychiatric nurses trudging tru de streets. Whos moindin the payshents?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Pissing herself with excitement talking to his highness


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,389 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    What colour was the baby?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    No real evidence of that that came through on the call,in all fairness , I’d rather see him getting help than that other chancer yesterday....

    A smartarse might reply wondering why he waited until the week long predicted snowstorm landed on his doorstep,to try to fix his heating. Also his first call is to Duffy? Spare me the violins. A more considered reply would be that I think it's fair to say I'm generalising. There is a widespread consensus among this thread regarding the type of caller this show attracts.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,334 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    I've said it before and I'll say it again caller, be prepared for a gang of gurriers throwing snowballs.

    Pump action water pistol with 1.5L resevoir filled with 8 day old p*ss. Gurriers have a Freudian hangup about smelling nice. They'll automatically head for the nearest can of Lynx and it will allow you to continue your journey.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,868 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    oh hang up misses


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,539 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    She didn’t want to talk a minute ago,now she won’t shut up


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,037 ✭✭✭✭The Talking Bread


    What is she blabbing on about ????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,422 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Fizzin like bottled Bass that one


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Was dat a pome?


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    “Your receptionist”

    :-)

    Well Joe is Professor Duffy sotospeak, so he wud have a Receptionist


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,005 ✭✭✭pilly


    Uncharted wrote: »
    A smartarse might reply wondering why he waited until the week long predicted snowstorm landed on his doorstep,to try to fix his heating. Also his first call is to Duffy? Spare me the violins. A more considered reply would be that I think it's fair to say I'm generalising. There is a widespread consensus among this thread regarding the type of caller this show attracts.

    That says more about the posters on this thread tbh.

    That man did try to get the heating in so your point is moot btw.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,422 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    ‘You’must have been snowbound.....didn’t produce.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Where was Ewe today.?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,096 ✭✭✭Red Fred


    18 seconds late finishing according to the clock behind him!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Red Fred wrote: »
    18 seconds late!!

    He's not afraid of Brenda..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    pilly wrote: »
    That says more about the posters on this thread tbh.

    That man did try to get the heating in so your point is moot btw.

    Thanks Pilly. Not all heroes wear capes eh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,539 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    Uncharted wrote: »
    A smartarse might reply wondering why he waited until the week long predicted snowstorm landed on his doorstep,to try to fix his heating. Also his first call is to Duffy? Spare me the violins. A more considered reply would be that I think it's fair to say I'm generalising. There is a widespread consensus among this thread regarding the type of caller this show attracts.

    Oh I agree with you there in terms of the type of callers that do come through,the moaney types and pre madonnas but what I was referring to was when you put it in comparison to Sid I know who I would genuinely like to see getting a help hand,nothing wrong with that ....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    pilly wrote: »
    That says more about the posters on this thread tbh.

    Yeah, yeah we wer waitin' fer dat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    pilly wrote: »
    That says more about the posters on this thread tbh.

    That man did try to get the heating in so your point is moot btw.

    I think, on this occasion, that John in Waterford may be a genuine case, and simply got caught out like many people, as these conditions weren't on anyone's mind a fortnight ago.
    However, how many times have we seen chancers and scammers call in and try it on, and often get results?


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    I've said it before and I'll say it again caller, be prepared for a gang of gurriers throwing snowballs.

    Pump action water pistol with 1.5L resevoir filled with 8 day old p*ss. Gurriers have a Freudian hangup about smelling nice. They'll automatically head for the nearest can of Lynx and it will allow you to continue your journey.

    Will make a collection from the litter box for this purpose. Handy tip.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    My daughter just asked me why we can't see the callers to Liveline....in this day and age with video call and that. I haven't the energy to explain why it's being broadcast on the TV.

    She's beginning to sound like me.

    Why is it being broadcast on tv?genuine question..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    jojofizzio wrote: »
    Why is it being broadcast on tv?genuine question..

    Easy, cheap content that requires very little effort to produce and doesn't require a second presenter to be drafted in to do those hours.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,422 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Easy, cheap content that requires very little effort to produce and doesn't require a second presenter to be drafted in to do those hours.

    It’s seems to be an experiment Dubya,not on next week if I understand things correctly.

    Dee’s digital project?


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