After hours 2042

Beanntraigheach · 30-08-2017 05:09AM

branie2 wrote: »

Anything good on RTE 22 tonight?

The Late Late Show hosted by Pat Kenny's head in a jar is on.
(Gay Byrne's head in a jar was better.)

AndyBoBandy · 30-08-2017 05:18AM

I can't believe for years and years we gave Ryan Tubridy so much stick!

Little did we know he'd turn out to be the greatest Irishman of all time!

Cured cancer.
Won Gold at the 2028 Olympics in 400m hurdles.
Hosted the greatest chat show in history for 25 years.
Wisely invested the Apple money and secured annual returns of 25% on it.
Finally removed all remenances of the Ryan family from RTÉ.
Successfully removed all traces of JFK's extra marital affairs from written history.
Finally got the Protestants up north to smoke a joint and chilll the f**k out.

branie2 · 30-08-2017 09:23AM

And discovered that the CIA was behind JFK's assassination.

Agricola · 30-08-2017 10:21AM

2042 sounds so sci-fi. Your mind wanders to thoughts of minimalist interior design, internet connected fridges and flying cars.

In reality, we'll still be talking about natural disasters, man-made ones, poverty, inequality, racial and religious conflict........ Maybe the only difference being we'll experience it in VR.

SEPT 23 1989 · 30-08-2017 11:36AM

Agricola wrote: »

2042 sounds so sci-fi. Your mind wanders to thoughts of minimalist interior design, internet connected fridges and flying cars.

In reality, we'll still be talking about natural disasters, man-made ones, poverty, inequality, racial and religious conflict........ Maybe the only difference being we'll experience it in VR.

for a kid growing up in the 80's 2020 was a real sci-fi date

three years away bit disappointing

Dramatik · 30-08-2017 11:48AM

Question for Irish cyborgs: Is cat-calling and issue here in Ireland? Have you experienced or witnessed such behavior?

branie2 · 30-08-2017 02:41PM

Had a great few days away on Jupiter, the Algarve of the Solar System

MonkieSocks · 30-08-2017 03:05PM

branie2 wrote: »

Had a great few days away on Jupiter, the Algarve of the Solar System

I thought it was a KIP,

Terrible Atmosphere.

branie2 · 30-08-2017 04:51PM

I saw a few tourists taking selfies in front of the Michael Collins statue in O'Connell street, where the Spire used to be. I'm glad the Spire was demolished, it was a complete eyesore.

branie2 · 30-08-2017 06:42PM

And it was about time that the Big Fella was given such an honour of a statue in the main thoroughfare of his capital city

AndyBoBandy · 30-08-2017 07:20PM

branie2 wrote: »

And it was about time that the Big Fella was given such an honour of a statue in the main thoroughfare of his capital city

Yeah, putting his statue down in his native Cork was a terrible idea!! Who'd of thought they'd have torn the statue down and sold it for scrap? But then again, they did shoot him after all!

branie2 · 31-08-2017 07:35AM

This is the 20th anniversary of when Hipsters were branded a menace to society.

branie2 · 17-02-2018 07:01PM

Daniel Day-Lewis made 10th comeback to the big screen, after swearing he would retire for good.

Try_harder · 17-02-2018 07:03PM

Fecking Dole scroungers/ immigrants/ SJWs

branie2 · 17-02-2018 07:13PM

Cellulitis has been eradicated, thanks to a fast-acting pill

pleas advice · 17-02-2018 07:27PM

Try_harder wrote: »

Fecking Dole scroungers/ immigrants/ SJWs

I see by the big board we've got a Negative Nelly in Sector Two. I'm gonna have to ask the whole forum to freeze, and prepare for a re-Neducation.

branie2 · 17-02-2018 07:29PM

pleas advice wrote: »

I see by the big board we've got a Negative Nelly in Sector Two. I'm gonna have to ask the whole forum to freeze, and prepare for a re-Neducation.

What's a doughnut?

AAAGH!

branie2 · 17-02-2018 07:50PM

I notice Cork has become the new Costa del Sol with the rising temperatures

Galwayguy35 · 17-02-2018 07:50PM

Mortgage paid off.

One year left until I retire.

Mountainsandh · 17-02-2018 08:22PM

Domino's Pot&Pizza offer codes please.

Gunmonkey · 17-02-2018 08:29PM

Try_harder wrote: »

Fecking Dole scroungers/ immigrants/ SJWs

Save it for the "After Hours 3042" thread.

branie2 · 17-02-2018 08:51PM

Our Lady came back to Knock - and she spoke! Over a thousand people saw her.

sunbeam · 17-02-2018 09:24PM

branie2 wrote: »

Our Lady came back to Knock - and she spoke! Over a thousand people saw her.

And then 'she' revealed that the previous 'apparition' had been caused by some bored physics students from the 27th century winding up the peasants and messing with the timeline for a laugh. Who had been caught by their professor and sent back to apologise at a time when humanity would be advanced enough to believe them...

branie2 · 17-02-2018 09:38PM

In that case, someone from that time could have gone back to 1879 to stop the messers before the "vision" occurred.

sunbeam · 17-02-2018 10:04PM

Unfortunately that would not have been possible as technology would only have advanced to a point where you could project images into the past rather than physically sending people back. That wont happen until 3042

NickNickleby · 17-02-2018 10:06PM

Joe Duffy's campaign to have free Versatis patches delivered to every home in Ireland gathers pace.

Metro North tests completed and inaugural section from Sandyford to St Stephen's Green finally opens.

Northern section of Metro North - from St Stephen's Green to Dublin Airport -earmarked for commencement in five years.

Sinn Fein's Mary Lou MacDonald hints that she will step down from the leadership of the party next year.

branie2 · 17-02-2018 10:34PM

Flights from Dublin Spaceport to Mars are increasing by 50%

greenflash · 18-02-2018 01:05AM

Bohs win 4th Champions League title in six years. 3,000 of the 45,000 Irish fans who travelled to Madrid for the game were there to support Bohemians. The other 42,000 were there to watch a pre-match ironing demonstration by former Manchester United assistant kitman, Albert Campbell.

muppetshow1451 · 18-02-2018 02:21AM

Boards.ie became politically correct and banned the right people.

branie2 · 18-02-2018 01:20PM

The last Catholic church building in Ireland closed down

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