Where are you right now? Part 3

At my desk watching listening to babble from so called 'leaders'.

At home, sick as a dog. Spent half the night with my head over the toilet calling out for Hughie.

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

At home, sick as a dog. Spent half the night with my head over the toilet calling out for Hughie.

Demetrius Wonderful Sender wrote: »

Sitting at a bar lashing pints into me

Em, have you two mixed up your posts?

Demetrius Wonderful Sender wrote: »

I’d love to be harry for a day I’d be doin lines the size of the m50

Nah, if it was just for the one day you'd probably be playing with your/my willy. Likewise, I'd spend the day playing with my/your tits. You've already got a nose that you can use any day of the week

Couch side watching Yianni supercar customiser

Essay...


I have a mug in my kitchen that I got printed last year, I drink my tea out of it all the time... It says 'I have the patience of saint. Saint 6unty Mcfcukoff.

Sums up the last few days. Respiratory keep telling me he's refluxing and aspirating on it and vomiting when we tried the ng tube feeding (tube into his tummy currently on nj which goes down further than his tummy) I've been trying to explain that watching him day in day out leaves me to believe that it's the difference between a bulimic and someone with a tummy bug. In short, Elliot is the bulimic, gagging on the tube. They keep saying I'm wrong. So I told them I'd that's the case get your finger out stop faffing around and get an assessment done by the surgeons to get a peg or pej (tube directly into the tummy through the wall of his tummy) fitted so we can go home.
I kept annoying them, so rehydration did all the assessments and a barium meal on Monday.
Today the surgeons arrived in to chat.
Turns out I was right. He has normal stomach function with no reflux. He has an aversion to the tube.
Can't wait to tell respiratory tomorrow

Surgery is planned for a few weeks from now when he a over the virus. Then a couple of weeks to get us used to feeding and then he can come home.
I can see that light again..
I'm just home.. having ¢unty Mcfcukoff tea.

Cbyrd that is great news well the part of Elliott finally getting to come home

Heading for bedside in a great mood

Cbyrd this is the reason why you have to keep telling them what you want from them. Sometimes doctors and nurses cannot see past the theory that they were taught. Hopefully elliot will be home for the Easter bunny.

Under the covers feeling so sexeh.

All syruped up. (Managed to open the Cough Bottle tonight for the first time in about 3 days. :rolleyes: Yussss!
All Vicks VapoRub'd up on the Chest.
All 2-Euro-Shop cheap-Deep-Heated-up on the Belleh for Period-cramps.
And all Zovirax'd-up for durty Coldsore.

Just waiting for all the warmth and fuzziness to kick in now and sleep to follow...

May also have a couple of Steroids and an Anti-biotic consumed. I'm glad I don't have anywhere to go at the moment 'cos I'm a bit stumble-y and dizzy.

Will someone call me for work in a few hours please and t.i.a.

4th day in a row starting off with a Nespresso on my balcony, days off start in 3 days

Choo Choo waiting on the snack cart.