Mile high fapping club

Did very recently on a transatlantic flight. Caught sight of a young one with a nice round hole on her. Thing looked like you could rest a cup of tea on her shelf as you were ploughing her from behind. She was wearing a pair of them yoga pants on the flight. Could tell she was a fan of keeping a tidy garden underneath. Couldn't stop thinking about peeling them pants off like an orange.

Eventually succumbed to my basal instinct and blew my beans in the cubicle. Had worked myself up so much that the gloop came out at breakneck speed. Sploged all over the little sink from my position sitting on the toilet.

That must be why they have the sign telling you to wipe down the sink for the next passenger