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shakepere...wtf

  • 07-01-2018 03:04AM
    #1
    shuvly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭


    Just cut a lemon for a wee drink and knife went to finger...was expecting a gusher...nothing...then my head launched into "if you prick me do I not bleed"....and the whole shylock thing came into my head that I had done for merchant of venice for inter cert in 1985....thats how usefull learning all that ****e was...any learning for ye lot?


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  • #2
    DrGreenthumb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 720 ✭✭✭DrGreenthumb


    Prick, are you bleeding yet?


  • #3
    shuvly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭shuvly


    To bleed or not to bleed...that is the question


  • #4
    me_irl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    Does something wicked this way come?


  • #5
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Just wait for the tetanus to kick in.


  • #6
    shuvly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭shuvly


    Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow!


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  • #7
    Afroshack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 429 ✭✭Afroshack


    Is that a lemon I see before me?


  • #8
    DrGreenthumb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 720 ✭✭✭DrGreenthumb


    me_irl wrote: »
    Does something wicked this way come?

    Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?


  • #9
    Noveight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them.


  • #10
    shuvly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭shuvly


    I hate him for he is a christian


  • #11
    shuvly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭shuvly


    Hell is empty and all the devils are here


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  • #12
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Alas, poor lemon.


  • #13
    shuvly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭shuvly


    Alas poor lemon...if I should marry him I should marry twenty husbands...(given half a chance...pof is ****e)


  • #14
    shuvly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭shuvly


    Pluck the young suckling cubs from tje she bear


  • #15
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,746 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    Ho! To the citadel!

    All I can remember from Othello besides all the racist stuff, which always comes in handy when having a conversation with a Dublin taxi driver.


  • #16
    shuvly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭shuvly


    A kindler gentleman treads not the earth...on boards


  • #17
    shuvly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭shuvly


    Cannot contain their urine for affection?!...true story


  • #18
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes. Open, locks, Whoever knocks!


  • #19
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Beware, my lord, of jealousy. It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds upon.


  • #20
    Oink
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 2,163 Mod ✭✭✭✭Oink


    DrGreenthumb wrote: »
    Prick, are you bleeding yet?


    Good sentences, and well pronounc’d.


  • #21
    Ralf and Florian
    Site Banned Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭Ralf and Florian


    shuvly wrote: »
    Just cut a lemon for a wee drink and knife went to finger...was expecting a gusher...nothing...then my head launched into "if you prick me do I not bleed"....and the whole shylock thing came into my head that I had done for merchant of venice for inter cert in 1985....thats how usefull learning all that ****e was...any learning for ye lot?

    Well seeing as you can't spell his name correctly.


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  • #22
    the beer revolu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,160 ✭✭✭✭the beer revolu


    Hang on, I did Romeo and Juliette for the inter in 85. Macbeth for LC in 87.
    Are you sure you did your inter in 85?


  • #23
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    the beer revolu wrote: »
    Hang on, I did Romeo and Juliette for the inter in 85. Macbeth for LC in 87.
    Are you sure you did your inter in 85?

    Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind - Henry VI


  • #24
    mikemac2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,018 ✭✭✭mikemac2


    Drink - it provokes the desire but it takes away the performance


  • #25
    Gwynplaine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    I still have dreams about studying Othello for the lc. 20 fecking years ago now. It's almost a different language, very difficult to follow.

    "If it bleeds, we can kill it"


  • #26
    mikemac2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,018 ✭✭✭mikemac2


    The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers

    gets a thumbs up from me


  • #27
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,372 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    The quality of mercy is not strained; it droppeth as the gentle lemon juice from heaven


  • #28
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,236 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    the beer revolu wrote: »
    Hang on, I did Romeo and Juliette for the inter in 85. Macbeth for LC in 87.
    Are you sure you did your inter in 85?

    Did you not get a choice?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #29
    darkdubh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,628 ✭✭✭darkdubh


    What Shakespeare character would Trump be?


  • #30
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
    So long lives this, and this gives life to thee


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  • #31
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    All I can say is thank God I did 'Shadow of a gunman' for my junior cert.


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