New idea on the deformity of citeogs

Ipso · 04-01-2018 11:25PM #1

A possible reason for citeogitis, and not to do wit the brain.
http://www.businessinsider.com/why-some-people-are-left-handed-2018-1

Donald Trump · 04-01-2018 11:26PM

Sinister bastards

falinn merking · 04-01-2018 11:27PM

Ipso wrote: »

A possible reason for citeogitis, and not to do wit the brain.
http://www.businessinsider.com/why-some-people-are-left-handed-2018-1

You can never trust a lefty.:D
Don't even mention those ambidextrous freaks.

tomwaterford · 04-01-2018 11:29PM

Ipso wrote: »

A possible reason for citeogitis, and not to do wit the brain.
http://www.businessinsider.com/why-some-people-are-left-handed-2018-1

I actually this type thing fascinating.....and for once I'm not being sarcastic ✌

falinn merking · 04-01-2018 11:32PM

tomwaterford wrote: »

I actually this type thing fascinating.....and for once I'm not being sarcastic ✌

Yes it is a RIGHT good read.
I advise everybody to read it or risk being LEFT behind.

tomwaterford · 04-01-2018 11:33PM

Verpiss dich wrote: »

Yes it is a RIGHT good read.
I advise everybody to read it or risk being LEFT behind.

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Ipso · 04-01-2018 11:36PM

I wonder how many older Irish people who are right handed may actually have been left handed but were "encouraged" to use their right hand by the wonderful attitude back in the day.
I remember seeing a show on the abuse scandals and one of the people who was abuse ended up in a home because he was left handed. To think that this attitude was around in the 20th century is terrifying (god only knows how many people suffering from dyslexia were treated).
Two of my children are left handed, it's strange how one of them writes backwards as if it's the most natural thing in the world.

foxy farmer · 04-01-2018 11:44PM

Deformed now are we? Bejaysus that's a new one.

Stheno · 04-01-2018 11:47PM

Verpiss dich wrote: »

You can never trust a lefty.:D
Don't even mention those ambidextrous freaks.

What's wrong with being ambidextrous?

Ulysses Gaze · 04-01-2018 11:47PM

Verpiss dich wrote: »

You can never trust a lefty.:D
Don't even mention those ambidextrous freaks.

The Latin word for Lefty is Sinister.

Those Romans were onto something.....

falinn merking · 04-01-2018 11:49PM

Stheno wrote: »

What's wrong with being ambidextrous?

Can't trust a word out of their mouths.
They are only right half the time.

tomwaterford · 05-01-2018 12:01AM

Stheno wrote: »

What's wrong with being ambidextrous?

Is it not liked to schizophrenia/ADHD....or a very higher rate of it in ambidextrous people??

(May be just pure sh1te I heard one time)

Odhinn · 05-01-2018 12:32AM

Ipso wrote: »

I wonder how many older Irish people who are right handed may actually have been left handed but were "encouraged" to use their right hand by the wonderful attitude back in the day.
I remember seeing a show on the abuse scandals and one of the people who was abuse ended up in a home because he was left handed. To think that this attitude was around in the 20th century is terrifying (god only knows how many people suffering from dyslexia were treated).
Two of my children are left handed, it's strange how one of them writes backwards as if it's the most natural thing in the world.

Being encouraged is the best thing ever, as it seperates children who can and can't take a punch early on.

Arghus · 05-01-2018 12:37AM

I, for one, like being deformed.

05-01-2018 12:42AM

How it feels being part of the 10%

Odhinn · 05-01-2018 12:43AM

Arghus wrote: »

I, for one, like being deformed.

Well they can make it legal, but they can't make it right.

bloodless_coup · 05-01-2018 12:51AM

Ipso wrote: »

I wonder how many older Irish people who are right handed may actually have been left handed but were "encouraged" to use their right hand by the wonderful attitude back in the day.

Apparently still happens. I know of a playschool teacher who was suggesting to a parent they they might try to force thier child to favour the right hand because the child has shown signs of favouring the left.

05-01-2018 12:55AM

How society has travelled from the glory days of "oh he's a ciotóg, be careful with the little possessed bastard" to "oh he's a ciotóg, he must be very intelligent'.

Fair play to them all for taking on the devil each and every day and finally beating him. Still, no smoke without fire, as they say!...

sligojoek · 05-01-2018 01:24AM

Stheno wrote: »

What's wrong with being ambidextrous?

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Snooker Fred Davis was ambidextrous. During a match The commentator, "Whispering" Ted Lowe said:

“Fred Davis, now age 64, is too old to get his leg over, so prefers to use his left hand.”

05-01-2018 01:40AM

sligojoek wrote: »

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Snooker Fred Davis was ambidextrous. During a match The commentator, "Whispering" Ted Lowe said:

“Fred Davis, now age 64, is too old to get his leg over, so prefers to use his left hand.”

Reminds me of the famous cricket commentating, 'The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey'

Vita nova · 05-01-2018 10:57AM

When I was a child, I had a relative who used to constantly call people citeogs whenever they did something clumsy or used their left hand where they'd normally use their right.
Anyway, that relative went on to have a son who is left handed, and in the 30+ years since his birth, I have never heard her use the term once.

ohnonotgmail · 05-01-2018 10:58AM

Ipso wrote: »

I wonder how many older Irish people who are right handed may actually have been left handed but were "encouraged" to use their right hand by the wonderful attitude back in the day.
I remember seeing a show on the abuse scandals and one of the people who was abuse ended up in a home because he was left handed. To think that this attitude was around in the 20th century is terrifying (god only knows how many people suffering from dyslexia were treated).
Two of my children are left handed, it's strange how one of them writes backwards as if it's the most natural thing in the world.

My older brother was whacked on the hand with a ruler every time he tried to write with his left hand.

seamus · 05-01-2018 11:21AM

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

My older brother was whacked on the hand with a ruler every time he tried to write with his left hand.

This was going on till the late 80's.
My wife was ambidextrous in primary school but got a wallop with a ruler whenever she used the left. The nun who did it continually denied to my wife's parents that she would ever do such a thing.

It's funny because my wife is very much a "live and let live", "if you can't say anything nice, say nothing at all", kind of person. But every now and again, she'll see that same nun, now in her eighties and looking very senile, decrepit and frail, and she'll smile to herself and say, "Good enough for that old bitch, I hope she doesn't die for years".

:D

New idea on the deformity of citeogs

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