Lahvlahn: the Great Panjandrum Panto Edition - 22/12 two-seventeen so to speak

Welsh Megaman · 26-12-2017 10:11AM

‘They All Doyed’ just started on Radio 1.

Bringing the festive holiday cheer.

dvcireland · 26-12-2017 10:14AM

He was so polite, he always held the door open the for me.

Joe: and there you were Justine, in a car with the man who invented the carbomb

Greybottle · 26-12-2017 10:39AM

Listened to the first 15 mins of it while getting the breakfast ready. He had McGuinness on first, probably to get him out of the way. Still managed to get a dig or two in there. He didn't like a couple of people being complimentary about him. Christ, but he is so childish at times.

FWIW I was no fan of McGuinness, but I respect his role in the Peace Process, he's still a highly divisive figure and always will be, but I had way more time or him than Gerry Adams.

Mena Mitty · 26-12-2017 10:56AM

Joe spending plenty of time on the dead popstars.

Dan Jaman · 26-12-2017 11:22AM

I was unfortunate enough to hear some of that.
I could tell he is in his element, glomming over the celeb deaths and making a proggy about it, as if he knew them. It's verging on unpleasant and sickening.
The radio's off now, and will remain off until he's gone.

la ultima guagua · 26-12-2017 11:52AM

Dan Jaman wrote: »

I was unfortunate enough to hear some of that.
I could tell he is in his element, glomming over the celeb deaths and making a proggy about it, as if he knew them. It's verging on unpleasant and sickening.
The radio's off now, and will remain off until he's gone.

Ditto

Me day is only ruinated

There should be a parental lock style thingie ( so to speak) to guard against accidental encounters with The Plump One

ButtersSuki · 26-12-2017 06:15PM

Wat was Joe's favourite death of 2-17?

thesandeman · 26-12-2017 07:28PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Wat was Joe's favourite death of 2-17?

It's a wonder he didn't do a telly-pole for the best death.

Atlantic Dawn · 26-12-2017 11:29PM

Next show, chooseday 2nd January...D D D D Damo...

02/01/2018
Duration: 1hrs 15mins
Presented by Damien O'Reilly.

somesoldiers · 27-12-2017 08:38AM

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Next show, chooseday 2nd January...D D D D Damo...

Yeah damo is doing all the first week in Jan according to the RTE Guide (and the 2nd week according to one poster though I couldn't verify) nice wuurk if you can get it so to speak

HeidiHeidi · 27-12-2017 11:12AM

somesoldiers wrote: »

Yeah damo is doing all the first week in Jan according to the RTE Guide (and the 2nd week according to one poster though I couldn't verify) nice wuurk if you can get it so to speak

He's doing the Sean O'Rourke show now.....

ButtersSuki · 27-12-2017 01:37PM

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

He's doing the Sean O'Rourke show now.....

Seriously? Jaysis Lahv Lahn is a stretch for him intellectually, I can’t imagine him filling in for SO’R. Then again if RTE are known for anything (anything apart from extravagance, waste, cronyism, nepotism etc.), it’s for thinking their presenting staff are capable of hosting anything.....when the evidence more often than not suggests otherwise. I predict 2-18 is the year Lottie Ryan joins Primetime.

thesandeman · 27-12-2017 02:09PM

We're still being bombarded with ads for "Liveline with Joe Duffy" even though it's not back for a week and Joe's not back for a fortnight.

Greybottle · 27-12-2017 03:05PM

When Joe Duffy does show up in the middle of January, he'll be full of gushing praise for Mrs. Browns Boys being the pinnacle of entertainment over the festive period. Pure coincidence that he's in it of course.

There's some awful shyte in that Sindo interview with Barry Egan as well. The pic sets it off; shirt, tie, sleeveless jumper (fair enough), but the tie pin is daft. Why do you need a tie pin when you've a jumper on over it.

He's also met Meaghan Markle, so no doubt we'll be regaled of stories of that coming up to the wedding in May.

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Atlantic Dawn · 27-12-2017 03:08PM

So has he been in Mrs Browns Boys already or is he in the 2nd episode?

citykat · 27-12-2017 03:24PM

Greybottle wrote: »

There's some awful shyte in that Sindo interview with Barry Egan as well. The pic sets it off; shirt, tie, sleeveless jumper (fair enough), but the tie pin is daft. Why do you need a tie pin when you've a jumper on over it.

Is dat de Trinithy pin caller? Did you know he went to Trinithy?

sligojoek · 27-12-2017 03:31PM

He looks more like Sean O Rourke there.

Mena Mitty · 27-12-2017 03:59PM

citykat wrote: »

Is dat de Trinithy pin caller? Did you know he went to Trinithy?

Aren't cufflinks a little formal for this 'casual' attire ?

One doesn't need a tie pin for tête-á-tête with a gossip monger....does one ?

somesoldiers · 27-12-2017 04:15PM

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

So has he been in Mrs Browns Boys already or is he in the 2nd episode?

He wasn't in the first one anyhow. I took one for the thread and watched it

Atlantic Dawn · 27-12-2017 04:28PM

somesoldiers wrote: »

He wasn't in the first one anyhow. I took one for the thread and watched it

Looks like it could be, tis a Dublin topic so to speak...

Father Damien organises a neighbourhood patrol to tackle the rising amount of crime in Finglas, but it quickly becomes clear that Agnes and Winnie are not exactly cut out for catching criminals. Meanwhile, Cathy has had yet another disastrous internet date, so Mrs Brown takes some unorthodox steps to sort out her daughter's love life once and for all. Second of two festive specials, starring Brendan O'Carroll, Eilish O'Carroll and Jennifer Gibney.

Dan Jaman · 27-12-2017 07:49PM

Greybottle wrote: »

There's some awful shyte in that Sindo interview with Barry Egan as well. The pic sets it off; shirt, tie, sleeveless jumper (fair enough), but the tie pin is daft. Why do you need a tie pin when you've a jumper on over it.

Is that a pair of brown cords and Hush Puppies? Who dressed him, the charity shop?

Greybottle wrote: »

He's also met Meaghan Markle, so no doubt we'll be regaled of stories of that coming up to the wedding in May.

Good grief, say it ain't so.
We'll never hear the end of it. As well as boring the holes off us, he'll be dining out on it for years.

somesoldiers · 27-12-2017 08:16PM

Who's yer wan in the photo? I had to look up who Barry Egan was

ButtersSuki · 27-12-2017 08:24PM

somesoldiers wrote: »

Who's yer wan in the photo? I had to look up who Barry Egan was

If you look up "talentless lickarse twat" in the dictionary, there's a picture of Barry Egan there.

ButtersSuki · 27-12-2017 08:27PM

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Is that a pair of brown cords and Hush Puppies? Who dressed him, the charity shop?

I'm surprised at you Dan so to speak....over the years there have been numerous posts dedicated to Joe's (lack of) sartorial elegance. The phrase mutton dressed as lamb springs to mind when Joe decides to dress up for de photos and dat - often with visually offensive results.

HeidiHeidi · 27-12-2017 08:27PM

somesoldiers wrote: »

Who's yer wan in the photo? I had to look up who Barry Egan was

Isn't that the delightful Shane MacGowan's missus?

Or am I miles wide of the mark??

somesoldiers · 27-12-2017 08:28PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

If you look up "talentless lickarse twat" in the dictionary, there's a picture of Barry Egan there.

Am seeing quite a few names coming up under that definition.almost as many as the word "set"

sligojoek · 27-12-2017 08:35PM

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

somesoldiers wrote: »

Who's yer wan in the photo? I had to look up who Barry Egan was

Isn't that the delightful Shane MacGowan's missus?

Or am I miles wide of the mark??

You're miles wide of the mark.

ButtersSuki · 27-12-2017 08:45PM

Greybottle wrote: »

When Joe Duffy does show up in the middle of January, he'll be full of gushing praise for Mrs. Browns Boys being the pinnacle of entertainment over the festive period. Pure coincidence that he's in it of course.

There's some awful shyte in that Sindo interview with Barry Egan as well. The pic sets it off; shirt, tie, sleeveless jumper (fair enough), but the tie pin is daft. Why do you need a tie pin when you've a jumper on over it.

My favourite misuse of an accesory is Joe's wearing of a pochette (pocket square) with his best Guiney's suits. The folded 4 point crown look went out in the 1980s, but Duffy is still rocking it....and even still he messes it up. When one wears it in this style it's supposed to be worn with a larger portion of the non-pointed crowns visible.

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Joe also duz be a big fan of de stockbroker shirts:
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And de novelty braces:

And let's not forget the wunderful, fantastic FunnyFryday Uniform consisting of cheap suit, DE FAMOUS RED VELURE WAISTCOAT and DICKIE BOW combo.

I love this look - the cheap and ill-fitting suit (especially de shlacks), the God awful shoes, the pochette falling down into the suit itself as he doesn't know how to fold it correctly; but the piece de resistance is the tacky scarf and dickie bow combo:

It takes a lot of money to look that cheap.

Itssoeasy · 27-12-2017 08:47PM

Did the women paint while wearing those shoes ? Also how did joe meet the future duchess of Sussex so to speak ?

ButtersSuki · 27-12-2017 08:53PM

The most shocking thing for me about that Sindo circle jerk photo shoot bullsh*t is the Taoiseach went to it. Think about that for a minute.
He should be embarrassed but no doubt he's more concerned with how many likes he got on social media for it. I genuinely had high hopes for Leo, which makes my disappointment even more crushing.

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Lahvlahn: the Great Panjandrum Panto Edition - 22/12 two-seventeen so to speak

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