Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

Sephiroth_dude · 23-12-2017 10:28PM

My alcoholic brother is home for christmas from sober house and just like I feared he's been drinking all day and went to the cinema and has come home langers, I ****ing knew this would happen! dry since September and now he's starting this crap again! :mad:

retro:electro · 23-12-2017 11:44PM

When you're pissed as a fart trying to take a nonchalent casual picture of someone yourself and the flash goes off in their face oopzydaisy

NollagShona · 23-12-2017 11:44PM

Siblings aaarrrgh

madmaggie · 23-12-2017 11:54PM

Jrop wrote: »

Another non mom here, TA over the years by people telling I'd change my mind. Eh nope. 41 now still don't want kids

Same here. I would have loved to have married had the right man come along, but so far he hasn't appeared. My own mother didn't want children, I was an accident, and back then a quick dash up the aisle was expected. I hate when people say "oh you must be sorry now". No, I love my life, my freedom and independence, and yes, spending my money on myself.

Gunslinger92 · 24-12-2017 12:43AM

Watched a film there with the parents. I've never seen it before, neither have they.

Mother: "are the parents in on it?" "Is this how it ends now?"

I don't feckin know why don't you wait and see!! Also TA that it was fairly ****e but it was my idea to watch it :pac:

Archeron · 24-12-2017 11:29AM

Seasonal auto correct, ive wished three people a very hairy christmas.

iamwhoiam · 24-12-2017 12:10PM

Gunslinger92 wrote: »

Watched a film there with the parents. I've never seen it before, neither have they.

Mother: "are the parents in on it?" "Is this how it ends now?"

I don't feckin know why don't you wait and see!! Also TA that it was fairly ****e but it was my idea to watch it :pac:

That's pay back for all the " are we there yet ?" and " he looked at me wrong" in the back of the car .

everlast75 · 24-12-2017 12:26PM

You get your car washed and then when on the road your car gets some dirty water kicked up onto it by the car in front...

24-12-2017 12:27PM

Was driving home (for Christmas) yesterday and this eejit in front of me was braking every single time a car drove past us in the opposite direction. Everytime!! Do they think that when a car drives past their car gets bigger?

Went on until I was about to overtake them about 20 minutes later. Couldn’t overtake sooner due to traffic and everytime I did try to over take they would speed up. Grr!

dizzyn · 24-12-2017 02:41PM

Im in work right now until 6.15pm

Joeseph Balls · 24-12-2017 03:51PM

That sack on the KFC adds on the radio.
"Brotha from anotha motha"
"Sista from another mista"
I have to change the station.

tringle · 24-12-2017 04:45PM

When guests are coming and you spend ages cleaning the house and putting everything away. In they walk a leave a bag on the couch, coats on the backs of chairs, keys/phones/fags on the table. You have dinner almost ready but no they nerd a cup of tea first, then half empty tea cups left everywhere. Drives me mad.
I'm getting a cloakroom and a butler

retro:electro · 24-12-2017 04:52PM

What better time to break out in an allergic reaction all over your face and lips than 5pm on Christmas Eve

24-12-2017 05:07PM

Poor Anna.

Coming down with sniffles and a sore throat. I haven't been able to eat my bodyweight in Ferraro Rappaello as is my Christmas tradition, and I went out for breakfast and couldn't eat a thing.

Now I need a nap and a tummy rub and someone to mind me, and all I have is my four year old niece who wants me to play Secret Agent Barbies. Again.

Tell me how · 24-12-2017 05:24PM

Candie wrote:

Now I need a nap and a tummy rub and someone to mind me, and all I have is my four year old niece who wants me to play Secret Agent Barbies. Again.

This is it Candie. Time to see if your lad will return the favour from 2 weeks ago.

This is the test. I'm sure he could snag a low cost flight on compassionate grounds.

Seriously, hope you recover soon. Lemsip max, flat 7Up and a bed on the couch and you'll be looking for extras tomorrow evening.

24-12-2017 05:31PM

Tell me how wrote: »

This is it Candie. Time to see if your lad will return the favour from 2 weeks ago.

This is the test. I'm sure he could snag a low cost flight on compassionate grounds.

Seriously, hope you recover soon. Lemsip max, flat 7Up and a bed on the couch and you'll be looking for extras tomorrow evening.

He's a long way away working and I'm in my parents! I'm just whinging, I've been staying up too late and getting up too early and eating too much rubbish. I should probably start adulting.

Thanks a lot TMH, and have yourself a Merry little Christmas and lots of happiness in the NY.

hairyslug · 24-12-2017 05:36PM

We have visitors, I can't have a sit down wee with the door open.

KatW4 · 24-12-2017 07:01PM

I've lost my voice

whoopsadoodles · 24-12-2017 07:08PM

everlast75 wrote: »

You get your car washed and then when on the road your car gets some dirty water kicked up onto it by the car in front...

Worse.

You send your car to the valet and when you get the car into better light you realise it was an absolutely sh*t valet.

whoopsadoodles · 24-12-2017 07:10PM

Dublin Taxis.

I'm in one that's nearly as old as me, and not in a good way. It's stinks of damp and feels like it's going to fall apart. I hate the inconsistency.

RobbingBandit · 24-12-2017 07:48PM

Damn laptop won't power on I've got Game of Thrones season 7 dvd to watch FML FML FML

Arggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

castletownman · 24-12-2017 08:34PM

Crying during Frozen. In bits

JenovaProject · 24-12-2017 08:34PM

castletownman wrote: »

Crying during Frozen. In bits

Let it go.

iamwhoiam · 24-12-2017 08:43PM

castletownman wrote: »

Crying during Frozen. In bits

Can't hold it back anymore

PeterParker957 · 24-12-2017 08:44PM

Taking my dad out from his nursing home for Xmas Eve drinks.

So hard not to take what someone with dementia says to you personally.

I know he's not really saying those things. And now am getting drunk.

erica74 · 24-12-2017 09:19PM

Received a Christmas card from my mother. Cut her out of my life 4 months ago. In the 12 years since I left her house, I have never received a birthday card or Christmas card, cut her out and along comes a card. Literally can't stop thinking things so now it's time for a gin party. Fucking bitch still trying to ruin Christmas for me after all these years.

s4uv3 · 24-12-2017 09:23PM

Whwn someone consistently answer questions that are directed at someone else.
Shut up t'fcuk.

tomwaterford · 24-12-2017 09:30PM

Keeping a really worrying secret.....if true will ruin xmas

Rubberlegs · 24-12-2017 10:38PM

The guts of a bottle of Brut ( thought that was aftershave?)drank and the majority of my presents to wrap. FML and bah fcukin humbug

retro:electro · 25-12-2017 01:16AM

Decided to go to a&e cos my swelling didn't reduce after the epi pen. Fcuk. Feel like I'm wasting their time and I look like bear grylls the time be got stung by bees

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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