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Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,360 ✭✭✭NollagShona


    This wet fog


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    All my friends are married and most also have families now.
    Due to go out with 4 of them tonight which they have been pushing for 4 weeks.
    1 pulled out this morning as she has flu.
    I know for a fact that come about 5 o'clock, 2 more will have sick children that will probably mean they're going is in the balance and while they will come, they'll spend the first hour talking about them and then ringing to see how they are and then leaving early because they will have to be up early to mind them.
    The last one might not even show up.

    Hate being in such a different place to my peers. Happy enough being single but find it more and more difficult to relate to people of my age. Hence the continued singledom.

    I don't ever plan to have kids and I'm with a woman so that rules out any accidents, be my friend :D I am always wary of friends having babies and delighted when I meet a couple who don't want to have any, though a friend of mine has been married for years with no interest in having kids and she'll be forty in January so I thought phew, she's a safe bet. Then she goes and gets accidentally pregnant and she's due in May, is no one safe?! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,177 ✭✭✭PeterParker957


    All my friends are married and most also have families now.
    Due to go out with 4 of them tonight which they have been pushing for 4 weeks.
    1 pulled out this morning as she has flu.
    I know for a fact that come about 5 o'clock, 2 more will have sick children that will probably mean they're going is in the balance and while they will come, they'll spend the first hour talking about them and then ringing to see how they are and then leaving early because they will have to be up early to mind them.
    The last one might not even show up.

    Hate being in such a different place to my peers. Happy enough being single but find it more and more difficult to relate to people of my age. Hence the continued singledom.

    I don't ever plan to have kids and I'm with a woman so that rules out any accidents, be my friend :D I am always wary of friends having babies and delighted when I meet a couple who don't want to have any, though a friend of mine has been married for years with no interest in having kids and she'll be forty in January so I thought phew, she's a safe bet. Then she goes and gets accidentally pregnant and she's due in May, is no one safe?! :pac:

    The lovely LadyM and I might play on different panels (unless Shakira tips me the wink then am off!!)

    But I'm going with the late lamented Victoria Wood in Dinnerladies, when asked if she was pregnant replied "not unless sperm can get thru a sash window!"

    Plus my approaching 50th so I wouldn't plan the baby shower just yet!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,750 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    The sheer meanness of some people.

    Basically the GF was asked to babysit last night for her uncle and his wife as they had to show their faces at the customer Christmas party of the pub they own. The wife is a known wagon but the GF obliged because it's family y'know and she loves the little cousin she was to mind, and he has spent many an afternoon after school in her house.

    Now, the uncle and the wife (well the wife in particular) have garnered a bit of a reputation among the other family members over being tight when offering any commensurate pay when it comes to child-care. Seemingly have gone through a tonne of external babysitters over their penny-pinching. They'd sooner buy a drink for one of their regulars (one person's regular is another person's alcoholic), than for any of their family.

    Anyway, they had promised to be home before midnight as the wife made a point that "I have to work in the morning". But of course, GF got a text saying they were running late and didn't arrive home till 1. Earlier in the night, the GF discovered €20 in one of the cupboards and just knew that was set aside for her. And she thought "feck this, I'm going to ask for over-time".....

    Just as an aside, she is out of the work at the minute, her health fluctuates up and down and she suffered a bereavement lately. And the uncle and wife know all this. It would have been a nice gesture to give her a few extra bob considering the time of year, (and the fact that she buys their child an xmas present), and the amount of time she minds the child after school.

    But the wife wouldn't budge, and got quite aggressive in her tone when the GF was making a valid point about feeling under-valued etc......The GF actually started crying on her drive home, which angered me greatly when I heard. Of course the uncle was hiding behind the wife during the whole ordeal. He is from a large family, and well over half of them don't get on with the wife because they know how vindictive a person she is. Cunning, sly- all the hallmarks of a narcissist.

    It seems to me there is a bit of spousal bullying going on- she married him and thinks she runs the pub when all she does is antagonise customers and family members with her lack of filter (and had a business of her own flop in the same town because she couldn't keep customers). I just worry about the kid in the middle of it. And I know it's not my place to get involved, but I will find it hard not to if I am present next time she makes a scene.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,407 ✭✭✭Pac1Man


    so I wouldn't plan the baby shower just yet!!

    Whenever I hear 'baby shower' I think of an ancient Egyptian plague.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,572 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    I don't ever plan to have kids and I'm with a woman so that rules out any accidents, be my friend :D I am always wary of friends having babies and delighted when I meet a couple who don't want to have any, though a friend of mine has been married for years with no interest in having kids and she'll be forty in January so I thought phew, she's a safe bet. Then she goes and gets accidentally pregnant and she's due in May, is no one safe?! :pac:

    An old lady of my acquaintance used to say to ppl in the time before contraception, that "Sperm has a large head and getting you pregnant the only thing on its mind, so don't take chances with it"
    Good advice even now.

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,345 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    Another avowed non-reproducer here.

    The only thing more annoying than the baby-bailers are the friends who feel the need to share every single elf on the fcuking shelf move they make.

    May whoever came up with that particular atrocity suffer itchy crotch in public for the rest of their lives.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    Left my house keys on the bed last night. Boyfriend went to bed first. Boyfriend has been in work since 8am and I'm locked into the house. House keys are nowhere to be found, he obviously flung them somewhere last night. He isn't answering his phone. I need to go out. I'm fit to kill.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,901 ✭✭✭Gunslinger92


    I don't ever plan to have kids and I'm with a woman so that rules out any accidents, be my friend :D I am always wary of friends having babies and delighted when I meet a couple who don't want to have any, though a friend of mine has been married for years with no interest in having kids and she'll be forty in January so I thought phew, she's a safe bet. Then she goes and gets accidentally pregnant and she's due in May, is no one safe?! :pac:

    I'm 25 and fairly sure I don't want kids. If I ever end up with one I'd say it'll be an accident :pac:

    My TA is that lately I've started to hear the "oh when you have kids" type of comments.. bog off would ya?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 616 ✭✭✭Jrop


    Another non mom here, TA over the years by people telling I'd change my mind. Eh nope. 41 now still don't want kids


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,177 ✭✭✭PeterParker957


    I don't ever plan to have kids and I'm with a woman so that rules out any accidents, be my friend :D I am always wary of friends having babies and delighted when I meet a couple who don't want to have any, though a friend of mine has been married for years with no interest in having kids and she'll be forty in January so I thought phew, she's a safe bet. Then she goes and gets accidentally pregnant and she's due in May, is no one safe?! :pac:

    I'm 25 and fairly sure I don't want kids. If I ever end up with one I'd say it'll be an accident :pac:

    My TA is that lately I've started to hear the "oh when you have kids" type of comments.. bog off would ya?

    48 next birthday and we're currently moving from the "You better get yourself a man. Times ticking!!" to "oh how sad you may have left it too late, that's a shame".

    Apparently knowing from day one you never wanted kids makes you odd.

    I did once tell one annoying wagon I had a back street abortion in a shack in Venezuela and there were complications.

    That was fun to see her face!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,722 ✭✭✭Iseedeadpixels


    I'm 33 with a 8 year old, when people ask when will I have another I tell them never because Ive only started having lie ins again :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,715 ✭✭✭D3V!L


    I'm 38, no plan on kids , neither does the wife. We'd have to grow up then :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,438 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    All my friends are married and most also have families now. Due to go out with 4 of them tonight which they have been pushing for 4 weeks. 1 pulled out this morning as she has flu. I know for a fact that come about 5 o'clock, 2 more will have sick children that will probably mean they're going is in the balance and while they will come, they'll spend the first hour talking about them and then ringing to see how they are and then leaving early because they will have to be up early to mind them. The last one might not even show up.

    Bang. Cancelled.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,181 ✭✭✭CrowdedHouse


    All the daycent people not having kids, the skangers will completely take over.

    Who's going to pay for all their 'entitlements' ?

    Seven Worlds will Collide



  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Male 31, I love kids, love my little cousins, when they visit I'm always running around the house going mad with them :D and I have a nephew and niece on the way in Feb and March but no way do I want too be a parent :eek:, I wouldn't be able for it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,360 ✭✭✭NollagShona


    Male 31, I love kids, love my little cousins, when they visit I'm always running around the house going mad with them :D and I have a nephew and niece on the way in Feb and March but no way do I want too be a parent :eek:, I wouldn't be able for it!

    Same as!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,572 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    Got into a twitter spat with a rabid sjw(?) who kept posting how I was stopping her expressing her opinion when she was going on and on about the wrong thing on a tread. Her last post was to say that I had x amount of followers and a random other person (who I assume in her mind was connected to me had x.5 amount of followers)
    x=a tiny amount of followers considering its twitter.

    Ta1, that I don't know what she means by that. Can anyone enlighten me?
    Ta2, when I asked the girls they rolled their eyes at me and told me to "get with the times"


    Spent all afternoon reading information for an assessment, ta3 still don't have a clue what it's about.

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32 JiminyRickets


    That moment when youre bringing the bin bag of body parts down the driveway and it rips open


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    When you tell someone to shut up and they take offence.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,438 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    Bredabe wrote:
    Spent all afternoon reading information for an assessment, ta3 still don't have a clue what it's about.

    When anyone mentions twitter followers the implication is always that you are a loser for having that only that amount.
    It doesn't matter the number, because they mentioned it, you're a loser.

    It's the 7th rule of social media.

    Get on with enjoying your family and Christmas and ignore social media spats which are irrelevant in reality.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭selous


    What do we call the 26th of December here in this fair Isle of ours?

    Costa in Carrickmines calls it.....

    tut_tut.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,554 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    I'm 115 and until Gazorpazorp lady bots become available in this realm I ain't having no relations let alone kids. I want a Bandit jr who wants to eradicate the human race.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    That reminds me, I had to ring a colleague in London today about something that needed to be done on the 26th,

    I was calling it Boxing Day,

    Currently washing my mouth out with Fairy Liquid.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,554 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Stephen will be along soon to box you in the guts.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,572 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    When anyone mentions twitter followers the implication is always that you are a loser for having that only that amount.
    It doesn't matter the number, because they mentioned it, you're a loser.

    It's the 7th rule of social media.

    Get on with enjoying your family and Christmas and ignore social media spats which are irrelevant in reality.

    Tks, I had an idea it was something like that, "the sjw form of my daddy is bigger than yours" I was curious as I'm sure she will be back with her buds in the new year so now I'm armed.

    Ta'ed after all the hanging around with youngsters and sjw's I didn't know twitter is a no's game,

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,139 ✭✭✭donegal_man


    'Boxing Day' seems to be popular enough up here.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Liverpool 2 up and now its 2-2 within minutes -_-


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,134 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Liverpool 2 up and now its 2-2 within minutes -_-
    And now you are losing :P


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