Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

jimgoose · 18-12-2017 12:57PM

bnt wrote: »

...Does this have something to do with my geographic location, perhaps? :mad:

Woman bought tickets for to go and see that fat ginger lad here in Cork next May, so it looks like I'm going! :pac:

Pac1Man · 18-12-2017 01:08PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Now, I had hardly stood up from my seat after the end-credits rolled when this youngfella, no more than fifteen or sixteen, says to his mate "There is SO much wrong with that film. I felt totally under-represented by the narrative!".

That's the future we're breeding Jim. Spock would be sickened.

Iseedeadpixels · 18-12-2017 01:11PM

I think its been touched on here before but Deli food....why cant they clear the prep area! Just what I want a big blob of cheese(allergic) and bit of red onion(yuck) on my sambo.

Jrop · 18-12-2017 02:16PM

Ta by Christmas, I'm a total bah humbug this year

New Home · 18-12-2017 02:19PM

rainbow kirby wrote: »

Bottle of Coke Zero this morning that was completely flat when I opened it

It's the new Coke Zero Bubbles. :pac:

Pac1Man wrote: »

That's the future we're breeding Jim. Spock would be sickened.

Both the Mister and the Doctor.

My very big TA: Liars who continue to deny even when confronted with the evidence or caught red-handed, who then try and turn it on you by acting all outraged and telling you you should trust them more and not throw accusations around like that. Yeah, I'd actually trust you more if you weren't such a damn liar!! :mad:

NollagShona · 18-12-2017 03:15PM

Had lunch, now I feel like crap. Off home. Stink of old lady perfume on this train

Jrop · 18-12-2017 03:53PM

TA I feel like crap. Stupid Xmas time

Rubberlegs · 18-12-2017 03:58PM

Not that I have worn them in years, but the heartbreaking realisation that I am probably too old to wear skinny jeans with rips in them. Confirmed to me then by the teenager

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Headed off to the school today and halfway down the little one realised she wasn't wearing her glasses, I hadn't copped it at all.

GBX · 18-12-2017 04:01PM

NollagShona wrote: »

Had lunch, now I feel like crap. Off home. Stink of old lady perfume on this train

Are ya talking about urine or actual perfume or both?

NollagShona · 18-12-2017 04:14PM

GBX wrote: »

Are ya talking about urine or actual perfume or both?

Charlie or some other yardly sweet sickly scent

Not able for weekenders!
38 isn’t 28, and certainly not 18!

Vela · 18-12-2017 04:43PM

Woke up at 7am with the worst toothache I think I've ever had. Turns out it's an abcess and prob need a root canal.

Happy xmas to me!

Vela · 18-12-2017 04:49PM

73Cat wrote: »

Not that I have worn them in years, but the heartbreaking realisation that I am probably too old to wear skinny jeans with rips in them. Confirmed to me then by the teenager .
Headed off to the school today and halfway down the little one realised she wasn't wearing her glasses, I hadn't copped it at all.

Pay no heed! Ripped jeans don't have a time limit. Hell, nothing to do with your personal style has a time limit. Wear that **** and OWN it

corner of hells · 18-12-2017 05:37PM

T.A. couldn't find my fishtail parka anywhere and was convinced the psycho I'm married to threw it out.

In walks my 16 year old son from school wearing it.

PeterParker957 · 18-12-2017 05:37PM

Fog. At airports.

Took 2 hours and 25 mins from boarding plane at Dublin to landing in Manchester.

selous · 18-12-2017 06:09PM

73Cat wrote: »

Not that I have worn them in years, but the heartbreaking realisation that I am probably too old to wear skinny jeans with rips in them. Confirmed to me then by the teenager .
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Vela wrote: »

Pay no heed! Ripped jeans don't have a time limit. Hell, nothing to do with your personal style has a time limit. Wear that **** and OWN it

Passed a guy looked mid 50's (but not a trendy guy) who looked like he was in a hurry to go into mass a week ago, but he was wearing a pair of skinny fit low crotch jeans, looked brutal, or maybe he was in a hurry, and jumped into the 13year olds jeans on the way but too late to change.

LadyMacBeth_ · 18-12-2017 06:21PM

Even though I don't work at my old office anymore they have invited me to their Christmas lunch, which is very nice of them and I appreciate the gesture. Thing is though they are all a bunch of old biddies that I have nothing at all in common with and now I have to get one of them a secret Santa present and sit through lunch with them on Friday making boring small talk and trying to seem normal for an afternoon

I can't even drink too much in case I act like my true self

Iseedeadpixels · 18-12-2017 06:50PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Even though I don't work at my old office anymore they have invited me to their Christmas lunch, which is very nice of them and I appreciate the gesture. Thing is though they are all a bunch of old biddies that I have nothing at all in common with and now I have to get one of them a secret Santa present and sit through lunch with them on Friday making boring small talk and trying to seem normal for an afternoon I can't even drink too much in case I act like my true self

I think we can all agree we want drunk LMB posting here

retro:electro · 18-12-2017 08:22PM

Standing waiting for the shower water to heat up in me nudies then realising I never turned on the immersion. Not enough swear words.

KERSPLAT! · 18-12-2017 10:32PM

Hand doesn't fit into the Pringles tube. Likely a sign...

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 18-12-2017 10:33PM

Hand does fit into pringles tub, ta that I can't offer to fit my hand into kersplats pringles

New Home · 18-12-2017 10:39PM

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

Hand doesn't fit into the Pringles tube. Likely a sign...

Lifehack: cut a slot in the cardboard near the bottom of the tube, you'll be able to get your pringles without having to tilt the tube (Heaven forbid!). :pac: You'll have to eat them all afterwards, though, 'cause they might go stale. Tragic, I know.

Vela · 18-12-2017 10:48PM

Dinner dates got me bloated like....

misstearheus · 18-12-2017 11:24PM

Holy Christ how is it half eleven! It was ten to eight 2 minutes ago.. :eek: I've been researching Phones and getting nowhere fast for like 6 hours or so for feic sake.... :rolleyes::mad:

Vela · 18-12-2017 11:29PM

Some crazy bi-atch went to town on my on social media re: something I said that was totally light-hearted. And, if I was feeling all zen, I'd have let it go over my head.

But no... my tooth hurts and I AM NOT ZEN.

And now my block list is one person longer :rolleyes::o

storker · 18-12-2017 11:31PM

jimgoose wrote: »

"There is SO much wrong with that film. I felt totally under-represented by the narrative!".

What in the name of Cheeses is this about? Did he expect the film to be about him?

Never mind Kylo, there's your knob-jockey right there. I wouldn't worry about not knowing what he means; he doesn't know either. He just picked it up from another KJ, probably on FaceAche, and thought it sounded cool.

Paddy Cow · 18-12-2017 11:39PM

I went to the Post Office this evening to post something to my sister in London. I know this is the last day it's guaranteed to get there for Christmas so I really needed to make the post. I was just about in time. It was 5pm and the postman was loading up. The lady weighed my parcel and told me it would be €40 :eek: I nearly fainted on the spot.

"wait, what?", was all I managed to say. She explained that anything 2kg or under is €12 and after that it's €40. She said that if I wanted to repackage them I wouldn't have to pay €40. I asked what my parcel weighed and it was 3.5kg. So basically I could take my parcel home, divide it into two separate parcels and post it for €24.

I sent the parcel because I want my sister to get her present for Christmas and sure if I hadn't been rushing today I'd have time to repackage her parcel but it just seems ridiculous that it cost €40 to send it in one package but would only have been €24 if sent as two separate items??????

madmaggie · 18-12-2017 11:41PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Even though I don't work at my old office anymore they have invited me to their Christmas lunch, which is very nice of them and I appreciate the gesture. Thing is though they are all a bunch of old biddies that I have nothing at all in common with and now I have to get one of them a secret Santa present and sit through lunch with them on Friday making boring small talk and trying to seem normal for an afternoon I can't even drink too much in case I act like my true self

Ah go on, be your own self, feck the ould biddies. I used to meet up with some former workmates for coffee and cake. The younger ones bragging about the kids, the older ones boring me about the grandkids. I gave it up. At least at work I was getting paid, but not doing that stuff on my own time.

NollagShona · 19-12-2017 01:18AM

THIS COLD IS BACK!

NollagShona · 19-12-2017 01:43AM

Still awake

AttentionBebe · 19-12-2017 01:56AM

That horrible middle ground of having a rotten cough or cold but you're not sure if you're sick enough to take the day off. Either way you risk pissing someone off

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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