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V.I. poop

  • 15-12-2017 02:10PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,442 ✭✭✭


    Just watched the add for this product and.....I thought it was in poor taste with the 'starlet' afraid her s*** might stink in the presence of a potential employer.

    The product is ideal for the day when Shep does a dodo on the back seat in his excitment to get to the beach for a walk or does his wee on the tweed recliner.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    Well they did a good job of making their product memorable, Ill give them that
    I watch most ads on auto pilot because they're so mind numbing


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 12,673 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    Just watched the add for this product and.....I thought it was in poor taste with the 'starlet' afraid her s*** might stink in the presence of a potential employer.

    The product is ideal for the day when Shep does a dodo on the back seat in his excitment to get to the beach for a walk or does his wee on the tweed recliner.

    The ad obviously didn't work if that what you think it's ideal for.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 37,864 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    The worst bit of the ad (apart from the fact her sh*t is in the shape of a doughnut) is when the producer then walks by the jacks after she comes out and wafts the air.

    Sick, sick man...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,060 ✭✭✭Sue Pa Key Pa


    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    Just watched the add for this product and.....I thought it was in poor taste.

    The product only helps the smell, not the flavour unfortunately


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,401 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    I find its graphics depicting the flop of dung into the toilet bowl to be disturbing.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    Just watched the add for this product and.....I thought it was in poor taste with the 'starlet' afraid her s*** might stink in the presence of a potential employer.

    The product is ideal for the day when Shep does a dodo on the back seat in his excitment to get to the beach for a walk or does his wee on the tweed recliner.

    Seen a similar add a couple weeks ago, how ever in this case, the young lady was concerned about stinking out a 'dates' bathroom. Thought it was some kind of spoof, as was late at night, until I seen it for sale in Tescos the next day!

    :eek:


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm more amazed that it costs €8-€10 and that it is probably successful because of people's insecurities over the smell of their bowel movements.

    Everyone sh1ts. Get over it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    'Punish the porcelain'

    Good heavens


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 21,557 ✭✭✭✭Alun


    I'm more amazed that it costs €8-€10 and that it is probably successful because of people's insecurities over the smell of their bowl movements.
    Well if your bowl really is moving, that could result in the smell of your poop being more obvious than it otherwise would.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,853 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    Arghus wrote: »
    I find its graphics depicting the flop of dung into the toilet bowl to be disturbing.

    indeed, if it comes out doughnut shape I'd be going to A&E pdq

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73 ✭✭Sac O Spuds


    Devils dumplings is another phrase used :pac:. Gillian McKeith got people to crap in a Tupperware box and she discussed the smell and consistency. Apparently a lot of it is related to diet.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,524 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Cringe worthy ad.

    "The robin in the garden,

    That was me,

    I'm still here, Loving you..

    Until we meet again. "



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,047 ✭✭✭Rumpy Pumpy


    Modern Japanese shîtters have a button on them called Strong Deoderant. Clears up any malodorous odours after exorcising the demons of dinners past.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,282 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    I saw it advertised somewhere as the perfect Christmas gift!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 415 ✭✭falinn merking


    I saw it advertised somewhere as the perfect Christmas gift!


    The perfect gift on a yuletide log.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    You cant even take a good shyte in peace anymore.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,159 ✭✭✭JDxtra


    Their competition has a great advert...

    https://youtu.be/LqL4DRZ2EkA
    https://youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,531 ✭✭✭EndaHonesty


    Gillian McKeith got people to crap in a Tupperware box and she discussed the smell and consistency. Apparently a lot of it is related to diet.

    Ah the pinnacle of reality tv... building a show around people sh1tting in chinese takeaway tubs and presenting them to a fake doctor for her to identify all of one's illnesses (physical, mental & imaginary) from the colour, composition and taste? of aforementioned faeces.

    It's what the telly was invented for!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,309 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    Devils dumplings is another phrase used :pac:. Gillian McKeith got people to crap in a Tupperware box and she discussed the smell and consistency. Apparently a lot of it is related to diet.

    She's a dirty bitch.


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