Imagine There’s Been A Murder In Your Town..

KaiserLu · 09-12-2017 12:10AM #1

Which TV detective (living or dead) do you want on the case?

Columbo all day for me. Would have it worked out in five minutes then spend weeks wrecking heads.

SuperSean11 · 09-12-2017 12:12AM

Blues clues

OldMrBrennan83 · 09-12-2017 12:14AM

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me_irl · 09-12-2017 12:14AM

Mr and Mrs Hart.

Pithythefool · 09-12-2017 12:14AM

Jake and the Fatman, both played simultaneously by Angela Lansbury.

myshirt · 09-12-2017 12:15AM

Paul Williams

The Backwards Man · 09-12-2017 12:15AM

Scooby Doo.

Not that Scrappy bastard though.

Dagenham Dave · 09-12-2017 12:17AM

Monkfish

DanMurphy · 09-12-2017 12:18AM

Pithythefool wrote: »

Jake and the Fatman, both played simultaneously by Angela Lansbury.

Ably assisted by Jackie Healy Rae and the brother in dirty raincoats

Icaras · 09-12-2017 12:19AM

The gang makes lethal weapon 6

DivingDuck · 09-12-2017 12:20AM

Sherlock. Any version; they're all great.

Miss Demeanour · 09-12-2017 12:22AM

The wan I work with.....she could tell ya anything from what you had for breakfast to what colour underwear you were wearing! Normally right too

Turtyturd · 09-12-2017 12:22AM

McNulty and Bunk.

andekwarhola · 09-12-2017 12:24AM

Bonus 80s points:

Estrellita · 09-12-2017 12:25AM

KaiserLu wrote: »

Which TV detective (living or dead) do you want on the case?

Someone you wouldn't want in town was Jessica Fletcher. No matter what town she visited someone was always killed. Also, she was always related to someone there. I don't know how Cabot Cove wasn't deserted. She was a bad omen.

So who do I want on the case... I'll have Jonathan and Jennifer Hart please. Murder and cheesey romance, thank you very much :cool:

Shorty69664 · 09-12-2017 12:27AM

Holmes and YoYo

retro:electro · 09-12-2017 12:27AM

Poirot. And then I want to be bollocked out if it by Judge Judy thank you very much

spurshero · 09-12-2017 12:28AM

Patww79 wrote: »

Detective Sergeant John Deegan.

Lol. Defo the worst acting detective of all time

KaiserLu · 09-12-2017 12:29AM

Turtyturd wrote: »

McNulty and Bunk.

https://youtu.be/vx0xulrOsgQ

Stephen15 · 09-12-2017 12:31AM

Montalbano

Deank · 09-12-2017 12:32AM

bottlebrush · 09-12-2017 12:33AM

+1 for columbo

09-12-2017 12:35AM

KaiserLu wrote: »

https://youtu.be/vx0xulrOsgQ

You beat me too it. Add lestor Freamon into that equation or Kima Greggs......Good Pooooooo-liiiiiicee!!!

09-12-2017 12:36AM

SuperSean11 wrote: »

Blues clues

Steve was a real badass

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Ulysses Gaze · 09-12-2017 12:37AM

or

corner of hells · 09-12-2017 12:42AM

Officer Dibble

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 09-12-2017 12:43AM

I don't have to imagine - I used to live in Dublin.

andekwarhola · 09-12-2017 12:45AM

Deank wrote: »

That bit where he smoothly grins and skids off in the sports car during the opening titles is probably seared indelibly on the brain of every man of a certain age group.