Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

retro:electro · 20-11-2017 08:14PM

I was just at a funeral there that I had to go home for so I just did the shakey hands bit and didn't wait around to follow the coffin to the church because honestly I hadn't eaten since 12 and was starving. So I popped home to the home house and had the waffles in the oven and the sausages frying and in arrives my aunty after the funeral like "oh great you've the grub on".
I think I got half a sausage in the end.
Honestly when I didn't stab her with the fork I never will.

Ken. · 20-11-2017 08:24PM

anna080 wrote: »

I was just at a funeral there that I had to go home for so I just did the shakey hands bit and didn't wait around to follow the coffin to the church because honestly I hadn't eaten since 12 and was starving. So I popped home to the home house and had the waffles in the oven and the sausages frying and in arrives my aunty after the funeral like "oh great you've the grub on".
I think I got half a sausage in the end.
Honestly when I didn't stab her with the fork I never will.

Some of ye here have met me. We can vouch that I'm a fairly big guy. I established early in my teens that you do not take my food. To this day the only ones who take my food are children that don't know the difference.

The difference between me and you Anna. I will stab a person with a fork and I'll then use that fork to eat my food.

PeterParker957 · 20-11-2017 08:30PM

Conspectus wrote: »

anna080 wrote: »

I was just at a funeral there that I had to go home for so I just did the shakey hands bit and didn't wait around to follow the coffin to the church because honestly I hadn't eaten since 12 and was starving. So I popped home to the home house and had the waffles in the oven and the sausages frying and in arrives my aunty after the funeral like "oh great you've the grub on".
I think I got half a sausage in the end.
Honestly when I didn't stab her with the fork I never will.

Some of ye here have met me. We can vouch that I'm a fairly big guy. I established early in my teens that you do not take my food. To this day the only ones who take my food are children that don't know the difference.

The difference between me and you Anna. I will stab a person with a fork and I'll then use that fork to eat my food.

Reminds me of the time someone bought me a box of Lindor.

My then colleagues said "well open them up and share".

You ever seen a rabid dingo defend a kill ??? Imagine that with Swiss choccy.

retro:electro · 20-11-2017 08:34PM

Conspectus wrote: »

Some of ye here have met me. We can vouch that I'm a fairly big guy. I established early in my teens that you do not take my food. To this day the only ones who take my food are children that don't know the difference.

The difference between me and you Anna. I will stab a person with a fork and I'll then use that fork to eat my food.

If you were drowning I'd lend you my lungs to breathe but food......

LadyMacBeth_ · 20-11-2017 09:07PM

Feeling lonesome

snowflaker · 20-11-2017 09:22PM

Someone on the street has their tree up...

Ted_YNWA · 20-11-2017 09:25PM

Feeling a sneeze coming on when you on a phone call.

Sephiroth_dude · 20-11-2017 09:27PM

anna080 wrote: »

I was just at a funeral there that I had to go home for so I just did the shakey hands bit and didn't wait around to follow the coffin to the church because honestly I hadn't eaten since 12 and was starving. So I popped home to the home house and had the waffles in the oven and the sausages frying and in arrives my aunty after the funeral like "oh great you've the grub on".
I think I got half a sausage in the end.
Honestly when I didn't stab her with the fork I never will.

Sounds alot like my Aunt.

Really annoying when a program you write won't work the way you want it too >_<

Ted_YNWA · 20-11-2017 09:29PM

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Sounds alot like my Aunt.

Really annoying when a program you write won't work the way you want it too >_<

Check for a line

<<If user = Seph -- do not run>>

branie2 · 20-11-2017 11:35PM

That some Youtube channels have disabled comments on their videos

retro:electro · 20-11-2017 11:57PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Feeling lonesome

Here have a boob squeeze ----3 ( . )( . )

Pac1Man · 20-11-2017 11:58PM

anna080 wrote: »

Here have a boob squeeze ----3 ( . )( . )

*Takes token*

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 21-11-2017 12:25AM

Having an upset tummy

Ted_YNWA · 21-11-2017 02:10AM

Waking up too <hot> / <cold>

Select as appropriate.

Can't get back to sleep.

Sabre0001 · 21-11-2017 09:29AM

When your electric razor dies mid-shave...

(and can't get juiced up enough to use while charging in a pinch)

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5rtytry56 · 21-11-2017 10:17AM

@Sabre: There was an ad on the side of some Dublin Buses like that around the year 2000.

My own current TA: broke my earbuds bought 4 weeks ago for 30 yoyos by stretching them too much.

PeterParker957 · 21-11-2017 10:44AM

TA I'm I'll and the boss couldn't care less but has sent someone home with a similar condition. FML.

madmaggie · 21-11-2017 11:21AM

TA I woke up feeling rotten, all achy shivery and dizzy. I hate being unwell.

Jrop · 21-11-2017 11:23AM

TA that the cat woke me at 5am doing a pooh in the bath. not nice having to clean it up

Loafing Oaf · 21-11-2017 11:32AM

madmaggie wrote: »

TA I woke up feeling rotten, all achy shivery and dizzy. I hate being unwell.

Maybe you lot are hardier than me but I'd consider that a more than trivial annoyance. Half-expecting some to post in this thread one day that they are TA at being diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes.

Anyway, here's my definitely trivial annoyance, stupid clickbaity headlines like this: West Brom could consider Martin O’Neill after sacking Pulis:rolleyes: https://www.irishtimes.com/sport/soccer/english-soccer/west-brom-could-consider-martin-o-neill-after-sacking-pulis-1.3298936?mode=sample&auth-failed=1&pw-origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.irishtimes.com%2Fsport%2Fsoccer%2Fenglish-soccer%2Fwest-brom-could-consider-martin-o-neill-after-sacking-pulis-1.3298936
Yeah and they could also consider Al Porter for the manager's job but until you have a good reason to think are actually doing so give it a rest please.

retro:electro · 21-11-2017 11:42AM

TA when people ask you for directions somewhere and you never find out it they got there okay!

Also my sudden inability to discern my right from my left when I'm asked on the spot for directions.

madmaggie · 21-11-2017 12:13PM

@Loafing Oaf, shure it's only an ould cold. I was having a "poor me" moment!

Widdershins · 21-11-2017 12:26PM

TA Facebook group cliques. If a new member asks a question, deafening silence, but one of the clique asks, people fall over themselves to provide help and information. Just posted a question asking about the method someone used for something, in the comments under a tutorial, and the snarky admin replies ''It says it's a XYZMethod''. Clique member adds ''Oh how I wish someone would post a tutorial for the XYZMethod

'' Yes but the person said they modified the method shown in the tutorial and I want to know how, so fack off you old dragon.

Great input that, posting for no other reason than to put someone down.

MuffinTop86 · 21-11-2017 01:02PM

There’s a regular poster here- LexieOnRale who seems to be MIA the last while, hopefully not for long.

TA at missing strangers from the internet.

whoopsadoodles · 21-11-2017 01:04PM

MuffinTop86 wrote: »

There’s a regular poster here- LexieOnRale who seems to be MIA the last while, hopefully not for long.

TA at missing strangers from the internet.

She's still Here!!!

MuffinTop86 · 21-11-2017 01:06PM

whoopsadoodles wrote: »

She's still Here!!!

Is it you!? Ok, the world makes sense again.
Except for multiple accounts. I can’t keep track!

New Home · 21-11-2017 01:09PM

No, it's not her. And it's not me, either. But we both know who she is. Witness protection programme, and all that.

bonzodog2 · 21-11-2017 01:09PM

MuffinTop86 wrote: »

Is it you!? Ok, the world makes sense again.
Except for multiple accounts. I can’t keep track!

Not whoopsy. Consider it a challenge to figure out her new name!

Ken. · 21-11-2017 01:13PM

Mod-please don't out anyone on thread. If she changed her name/closed her account that's her business.

If she chooses to out herself then that's ok.

PeterParker957 · 21-11-2017 01:14PM

Conspectus wrote: »

Mod-please don't out anyone on thread. If she changed her name/closed her account that's her business.

If she chooses to out herself then that's ok.

TA that in my bronchited state I thought the Witness Protection thing was legit.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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