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Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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  • #7322
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    whoopsadoodles wrote: »
    It feels like someone is wringing out my uterus like a wet tea towel.

    Shark Attack!


  • #7323
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,759 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    At least it's not a monkey wrench... :/


  • #7324
    PeterParker957
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,177 ✭✭✭PeterParker957


    TA I'n work with my pet chest infection "Chesty" (trying to take a light hearted approach!!)

    It's now making me want to throw up with all the coughing and quite frankly I'm not happy!


  • #7325
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    I'm not a bit religious. And the only time I go near a church is for the odd wedding and increasingly more frequent funerals.

    My TA is this, when queuing outside a funeral home, why do people behave as if they are lining up for the cinema. Nattering away about all sorts of inane ****e like little Johnnys teacher, or laughing away at some crap joke....and smoking! These are the people who go all tears and sniffles as soonthey get near the bereaved.

    Show a little bit of respect ffs or stay home. It's only for ten or twenty mins usually.


  • #7326
    LadyMacBeth_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    I have chronic sinusitis but it's pretty bad at the moment, I rinse my nose every day, take my sinus spray as usual but I might as well be pissing in the wind, head feels like it's going to explode.


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  • #7327
    PeterParker957
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,177 ✭✭✭PeterParker957


    LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »
    I have chronic sinusitis but it's pretty bad at the moment, I rinse my nose every day, take my sinus spray as usual but I might as well be pissing in the wind, head feels like it's going to explode.

    I get that as a lovely bonus gift with my hayfever.

    TA that now when getting a deviated septum fixed they don't throw in a free nose job. My dad got one!!

    F**k you modern surgery!


  • #7328
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »
    I have chronic sinusitis but it's pretty bad at the moment, I rinse my nose every day, take my sinus spray as usual but I might as well be pissing in the wind, head feels like it's going to explode.

    Dunno if this helps. ..but when I get awlful sinus headaches,find a good walk/getting out and about on the beach and sea air helps me anywayz


  • #7329
    Vela
    Closed Accounts Posts: 437 ✭✭Vela


    LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »
    I have chronic sinusitis but it's pretty bad at the moment, I rinse my nose every day, take my sinus spray as usual but I might as well be pissing in the wind, head feels like it's going to explode.

    Meet your sister. :(


  • #7330
    rainbow kirby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    Being sneaky decaf'd by the work barista. If I'm paying for a full caffeine coffee then I bloody well want one, it's not your job to be the preggo food police.


  • #7331
    Iseedeadpixels
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,722 ✭✭✭Iseedeadpixels


    Todays dragging :(


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  • #7332
    PeterParker957
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,177 ✭✭✭PeterParker957


    rainbow kirby wrote: »
    Being sneaky decaf'd by the work barista. If I'm paying for a full caffeine coffee then I bloody well want one, it's not your job to be the preggo food police.

    Ugh THIS!!!! Tell her to **** off!!

    My breakfast today was Pringles, full fat Pepsi and white Lindor.

    Yes, I know you are a stick thin supermodel wanna be love but don't be saying "try these chia seeds and porridge I'm having".

    No, get tae f**k.

    /endrant


  • #7333
    Bitches Be Trypsin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 712 ✭✭✭Bitches Be Trypsin


    I totally empathise with the sinusitis, in so much pain today!


  • #7334
    Pac1Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,407 ✭✭✭Pac1Man


    TA that I feel awkward buying alcohol in a supermarket. I'm not 16 for god's sake!

    I usually throw in a bag of vegetables to reinforce the idea that I'm a responsible adult that only drinks in moderation.


    "Great wine reductions at the moment."

    "Sounds good. Any deals on the carrots by any chance?"


  • #7335
    everlast75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,866 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Dropped some blankets and duvets off to Dogstrust at lunchtime and to see the amount of dogs abandoned and looking for homes would break your heart :(

    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



  • #7336
    whoopsadoodles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    everlast75 wrote: »
    Dropped some blankets and duvets off to Dogstrust at lunchtime and to see the amount of dogs abandoned and looking for homes would break your heart :(

    I have never left there without tears in my eyes. I really want to take them all home :(

    Especially the pit bulls and the staffies because they could be still there when you go on the next time and it makes me feel so sick. Poor doggies. If I didn't work I'd have loads of them. I can only have one though :(


  • #7337
    retro:electro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Oh stop the guilt I feel because I bought my dog. Never again though. Next time I'm 100% adopting.


  • #7338
    everlast75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,866 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    whoopsadoodles wrote: »
    I have never left there without tears in my eyes. I really want to take them all home :(

    Especially the pit bulls and the staffies because they could be still there when you go on the next time and it makes me feel so sick. Poor doggies. If I didn't work I'd have loads of them. I can only have one though :(

    I honestly haven't cried in about 20 years but I dropped the stuff and left immediately because I felt like I might get something in my eye...

    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



  • #7339
    PeterParker957
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,177 ✭✭✭PeterParker957


    anna080 wrote: »
    Oh stop the guilt I feel because I bought my dog. Never again though. Next time I'm 100% adopting.

    Don't feel bad - most of mine have been rescued but my dad bought me a bulldog puppy for my 30th birthday a billion years ago.

    Loved that ugly f**ker I did, till he upped and died on my 32nd birthday.

    New TA - the b***ard who is cutting into an onion near me. Sniffle.


  • #7340
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Pac1Man wrote: »
    I usually throw in abag of vegetables to reinforce the idea that I'm a responsible adult that only drinks in moderation.


    I thought I was the only one :o:D


  • #7341
    PeterParker957
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,177 ✭✭✭PeterParker957


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    I thought I was the only one :o:D

    I have no intention of trying to convince anyone I'm a responsible adult - I'd never pull it off!!

    Though I am getting a few cans for the train and also need toilet roll and dog treats so perhaps I can go with "eccentric drunk" ???


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  • #7342
    retro:electro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Realising half way through the year that I'm doing the wrong masters.
    Oh dear.


  • #7343
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    PeterParker957 wrote: »
    I have no intention of trying to convince anyone I'm a responsible adult - I'd never pull it off!!


    I can't pull it off either :o


    :D1f606.png


  • #7344
    whoopsadoodles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    I pulled into Lidl in the car and the poor mutt must be triggered or something because her whole body is trembling like she's having a fit :(

    Poor little chicken :(


  • #7345
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    There's one of the doggie's in DogsTrust that I love, and he's been there for over a year. He's scared of kids and loud noises so not suitable to my house at all. I think that I'm going to have to go up and try get to have a session with the dog with the kids there to see how they get on because he's such a cool mutt.


  • #7346
    mikemac2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭mikemac2


    Person hit by a DART this evening :( Tragedy for some family

    “Congratulations for ruining everyone’s evening” tweeted some clown to the Irish rail twitter person for the delays and cancellations

    More than TA’d at angry people on twitter :mad:

    I’d love if a local paper knocked on their door and asked why they think that’s acceptable behavior. The British guy who left a note on an ambulance for blocking his driveway got identified and he apologized so well done to him


  • #7347
    Rosie Rant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    Cnut of a week. The whole world's a cnut! 😡


  • #7348
    dizzyn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 157 ✭✭dizzyn


    Finding out someone you love is sick


  • #7349
    PeterParker957
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,177 ✭✭✭PeterParker957


    TA I'm drinking on the 7pm Cork train and getting snidy comments.

    F**k you and whoever put the bug up your a**e!!!!!


  • #7350
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    My bottle of water leaked in my bag onto my new Stephen King book:( I am so careful with my books too, and it being a King book makes it hurt that bit more.


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  • #7351
    whoopsadoodles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    There's one of the doggie's in DogsTrust that I love, and he's been there for over a year. He's scared of kids and loud noises so not suitable to my house at all. I think that I'm going to have to go up and try get to have a session with the dog with the kids there to see how they get on because he's such a cool mutt.

    Advice: if they say he's not suited to a home with children then don't get your kids excited about the prospect of adopting him because it won't happen.

    I'm fairly sure I know the dog (he's one of two) and he's a sweetheart but will need a serious amount of time and meetings up in the kennels before he would be ready to leave. He'll also need someone who is quite experienced.

    TA at how quickly my house gets messy.


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