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LushiousLips wrote: »

Why couldn't they have a proper counsellor on. Just to show how good and insightful they are especially for other people going through the same thing.

I know if anyone was considering going to a counsellor and saw this , there is no way they would go.

Pity FC isn't on. I could do with an aul laugh to cheer me up.

I wonder if Oakley is a David Koresh type of nut

That counsellor is mental!

How did Juliet know where Mondo was? Could they have been more obvious when they let her in (for whatever reason), and then the noisy sloppy kiss when Juliet was standing a few steps away.. She's absolutely pregnant now as many of you predicted!

Yet again Kerri Anne was able to do the deed with her tights still on .

I hope Nana Bishop returns and gives kerri-Ann a smack!

Wow, they did about 3 seconds of research on that counseller- she "fits Kerri Ann in" only for them both to stand there in the middle of the room whilst she lectures Kerri Ann about living in a fantasy world before she pushes her out before demanding more payment and another session- counsellers are not supposed to behave like that!

The Manson/Oakley divide is actually very interesting because I suspect FC lost their nerve and wouldn't dare go down the road of cult members killing themselves for the greater good so instead we will probably have 2 splinter groups in Phoenix Way, with each group getting more and more outlandish as to devising ways to get rid of the competition- good!

Where the hell did Ursula learn her counselling technique?
The prison camps of North Korea?
"OK, Kerri-Anne, we'll book you in for a meeting on Thursday, and you can pay me for today's session then as well"
What?
Kerri-Anne only met her in the doorway, Ursula tells her she's going out and only has a few minutes, grants her ninety seconds, doesn't have time to sit down, and then does nothing but critise her, snap the head off her, and finally tell her to pay for that 'session' on next Thursday.
Nice, easy money if you can get it.
Think I'll go into the counselling business myself.

Dr Oakley-Doakley, addressing the meeting where Hannah, Emmet and seven other people are sitting around on chairs : "Look, I know all of you here are very angry."
How the fcuk can you tell, Doc? Of the ten people in the room, only three are allowed to speak. The others sit there, smiling nervously, and nodding their heads like those little toy puppies we used to see in the back windows of cars.
And we've never seen those particular extras in the Phoenix meetingsbefore so, for all we (or Oakley) know, they're probably all delighted, and not a bit bothered, at this turn of events.

And I absolutely refuse to even comment on this Mondo /Kerri-Anne 'love' affair.
Except to say that Mondo seems to like playing ' hide the sausage' still wearing his socks, while Kerri-Anne only undoes the top two buttons of her blouse. And this steamy session seemed to take place while Mondo stood at the fireplace, and Kerri-Anne sat upright on the sofa.
Is that particular position mentioned in the Kama Sutra?
Obviously I've been doing it wrong all these years.....