Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

SusieBlue · 10-11-2017 10:04AM

Overslept this morning, almost gave myself a hernia tearing around the house and skipped breakfast. Made it to the bus right on schedule so was delighted.

Except the bus was 43 minutes late. 43!!!!! You know what I could have done with those extra 43 minutes? Got an extra 15 in bed, had breakfast, and thrown on a bit of make up. All at a nice pace. I probably wouldn't have forgotten my lunch either.

But no, I spent it standing at the bus stop, freezing my balls off, panicking about being inevitably late for work.

retro:electro · 10-11-2017 10:06AM

The slog til 11. Come on get moving! The day seems to pass quickly once it gets to 11.

LadyMacBeth_ · 10-11-2017 10:19AM

I have the place to myself today and most of tomorrow and what should I do be doing with myself? Fapping away of course, but oh no, it's bloody shark week. Fecksake.

retro:electro · 10-11-2017 10:21AM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

I have the place to myself today and most of tomorrow and what should I do be doing with myself? Fapping away of course, but oh no, it's bloody shark week. Fecksake.

Time to get the rollerblades out!

erica74 · 10-11-2017 10:44AM

When you go to your GP and the waiting area is full of people with colds, chest infections etc who are coughing everywhere and touching everything and breathing everywhere and you have to sit there trying not to get their diseases because you already have enough diseases.

tringle · 10-11-2017 10:47AM

Put a bottle of wine in the freezer last night to chill quickly. Couldn't be bothered waiting for it so opened a bottle or red instead. Freezer now has frozen rose all over it.

retro:electro · 10-11-2017 10:48AM

WhiteRoses wrote: »

Overslept this morning, almost gave myself a hernia tearing around the house and skipped breakfast. Made it to the bus right on schedule so was delighted.

Except the bus was 43 minutes late. 43!!!!! You know what I could have done with those extra 43 minutes? Got an extra 15 in bed, had breakfast, and thrown on a bit of make up. All at a nice pace. I probably wouldn't have forgotten my lunch either.

But no, I spent it standing at the bus stop, freezing my balls off, panicking about being inevitably late for work.

43 minutes late is a fcuking shambles. I think I'd murder the bus driver.

northgirl · 10-11-2017 11:25AM

erica74 wrote: »

When you go to your GP and the waiting area is full of people with colds, chest infections etc who are coughing everywhere and touching everything and breathing everywhere and you have to sit there trying not to get their diseases because you already have enough diseases.

I wait in the hallway or outside when that happens. Can't cope with it at all!

foxy farmer · 10-11-2017 11:25AM

WhiteRoses wrote: »

and thrown on a bit of make up.
But no, I spent it standing at the bus stop, freezing my balls off.

It's going to be wet again in a few hrs. More than a TA at this stage for us farmers. A lot of jobs fecked up over the lack of a decent dry spell.

northgirl · 10-11-2017 11:25AM

WhiteRoses wrote: »

Overslept this morning, almost gave myself a hernia tearing around the house and skipped breakfast. Made it to the bus right on schedule so was delighted.

Except the bus was 43 minutes late. 43!!!!! You know what I could have done with those extra 43 minutes? Got an extra 15 in bed, had breakfast, and thrown on a bit of make up. All at a nice pace. I probably wouldn't have forgotten my lunch either.

But no, I spent it standing at the bus stop, freezing my balls off, panicking about being inevitably late for work.

Infuriating!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bitches Be Trypsin · 10-11-2017 11:52AM

TA it's shark week and I ruined my dress from it last night

LadyMacBeth_ · 10-11-2017 11:59AM

We must be syncing up ladies, be afraid men, be very afraid

Try some cold water on your dress and spray on some stain remover before you put it in the wash, if the fabric is suitable of course!

IamtheWalrus · 10-11-2017 12:01PM

WhiteRoses wrote: »

Overslept this morning, almost gave myself a hernia tearing around the house and skipped breakfast. Made it to the bus right on schedule so was delighted.

Except the bus was 43 minutes late. 43!!!!! You know what I could have done with those extra 43 minutes? Got an extra 15 in bed, had breakfast, and thrown on a bit of make up. All at a nice pace. I probably wouldn't have forgotten my lunch either.

But no, I spent it standing at the bus stop, freezing my balls off, panicking about being inevitably late for work.

Caitlin, is that you?

AndyBoBandy · 10-11-2017 12:02PM

TA that only just now have I realised what 'shark week' is :eek::eek::eek:

:eek:

Boom_Bap · 10-11-2017 12:05PM

AndyBoBandy wrote: »

TA that only just now have I realised what 'shark week' is :eek::eek::eek:

:eek:

It's when there is a sudden uptake in rollerblading and wind surfing.

Rubberlegs · 10-11-2017 12:10PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

We must be syncing up ladies, be afraid men, be very afraid

Try some cold water on your dress and spray on some stain remover before you put it in the wash, if the fabric is suitable of course!

We certainly are syncing up, and I am as irritable as a bag of weasels

I am picturing a TA thread coven

I hate when you go out for breakfast and there is a taste of hospital off of the fry. It is the only way I can describe it, a medical taste off of it.

Bredabe · 10-11-2017 12:17PM

35 minutes on the phone last night explaining that my "training video" is about what I say and do, NOT if/when the "student" is seen or how well he is seen. 35 minutes!:(:mad::mad::(

madmaggie · 10-11-2017 12:35PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

We must be syncing up ladies, be afraid men, be very afraid

Try some cold water on your dress and spray on some stain remover before you put it in the wash, if the fabric is suitable of course!

I sympathize, I had a few mishaps back in the day. Delighted to be an ould one and those times are a distant memory.

Bitches Be Trypsin · 10-11-2017 01:37PM

I have it soaking in cold water, thank god it's red! :pac:

AndyBoBandy · 10-11-2017 05:04PM

Dyson cordless vacuum cleaners.

Don’t get me wrong, Dysons are bloody brilliant, we have a plug in one and (had) a cordless one.

Cordless one is working as good as it did the day we bought it (3 years ago), and then suddenly nothing! Nada. Lights still come on when you pull the trigger, just no motor action.

Got onto Dyson tech support and describe the issue and they confirm that the battery is gone and needs replacing (they’ll do it for about €100, or do it myself via eBay for about €60)

It’s not like an iPhone battery where it gradually faded over time, and a full charge would only give you 5/10 minutes instead of 30 when it was new. No, it just decides “Füçk you BoBandy, this battery has decided it shall no longer provide power”

Extremely TA that you spend so much on something and after a finite amount of time, it renders itself useless!

Also TA that I just accidentally posted this in the TH thread!!

erica74 · 10-11-2017 05:28PM

AndyBoBandy wrote: »

TA that only just now have I realised what 'shark week' is :eek::eek::eek:

:eek:

Eh I'm 30, I'm a lady and I only realised this year what shark week means.

erica74 · 10-11-2017 05:28PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

We must be syncing up ladies, be afraid men, be very afraid

Try some cold water on your dress and spray on some stain remover before you put it in the wash, if the fabric is suitable of course!

We are syncing up because I'm also due my period too:pac:

erica74 · 10-11-2017 05:34PM

Sly fuckers who know how to play the HR department. Literally feel sick to my stomach after the day I've had. So annoyed that I've spent the whole week training someone in and being fucking lovely to that someone only to find out they're work shy and get their own way by crying to HR everytime they have to do a bit of work.
Also annoyed that I have to start job hunting when I need to be concentrating on college. And I wouldn't be in the best of health so all this shite isn't helping.

Starting anti virals today for 5 days. Have to take 5 tablets a day for 5 days. I already take 17 tablets a day!

Anyway, I'm having a right woe is me day. I suppose if I look on the bright side, at least my mouldy face will be sorted soon.

Surreptitious · 10-11-2017 06:17PM

People always trying to get one up on you like they think they're better than you. Smarmy comments and the whole lot. Fck off.

Surreptitious · 10-11-2017 06:18PM

I'm also dying. Goodbye me.

Rogueish · 10-11-2017 06:45PM

The witching hour approaches..... It is Friday evening the end of the working and academic week. Everybody is in from work/school/crèche. It should be a relaxing and peaceful time but NO not a chance. My usually quiet(ish) and (mostly) agreeable children turn into Satan's spawn from the moment their little bums hit the car on collection.... Oh how long til bedtime?

Jim Bob Scratcher · 10-11-2017 06:46PM

I like the new title change

Surreptitious · 10-11-2017 06:47PM

Gas!! We are all syncing. Watch out menfolk!!

Pac1Man · 10-11-2017 06:52PM

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

I like the new title change

I genuinely got excited and checked the Discovery Channel listings whilst wondering why people were upset that the annual weekly series of everyone's favourite sea predator was on.

"Don't watch it then ta fuq"

TA that Shark Week is in fact not on!

Bitches Be Trypsin · 10-11-2017 07:05PM

This title

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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