Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

Harry Palmr · 08-11-2017 03:40PM

I'm the only one pulling my weight at work right now! One on short week for health reasons, another is looking after a bad back (actual to be fair) another is off doing courses and the boss is mainly busy in admin stuff these days. So muggins is the main man working solo much of the time, keeping things ticking over.

If I call in dead the place will grind to a halt.

OldNotWIse · 08-11-2017 03:57PM

Making a restaurant reservation for 18:30 and being told they need the table back by 21:00

First of all, what kind of gombeens would stay at the table for 2.5 hours?

Secondly, and as I always tell them in response - it depends how long it takes you to actually serve us. I'm not going to inhale my food like a ravenous dog, and if I am paying you a huge markup on the thoroughly average wine you serve, I will damn well sit and enjoy it for a time.

Rosie Rant · 08-11-2017 05:22PM

I annoyed the hell out of myself today sniff sniff sniffing, even seconds after blowing my nose. I can't imagine how annoying I must have sounded to other people! Sorry, other people!

selous · 08-11-2017 05:38PM

Rosie Rant wrote: »

I annoyed the hell out of myself today sniff sniff sniffing, even seconds after blowing my nose. I can't imagine how annoying I must have sounded to other people! Sorry, other people!

A young lad in work is like that between snuffling and sucking snot it's constant, every second of every minute, it's disgusting, someone else asked him to stop, he said it was hay fever.....

it's F**kin November is the pollen still out.....he has a cold now...it's stomach churning.:mad:

retro:electro · 08-11-2017 06:14PM

Lucyfur wrote: »

YOU DON'T DO THAT EITHER!!

You nibble the bottom bit off and then lick out the caramel.

Was having tea in a friends mams house and another friend took a kitkat and just took a big bite straight out of it like an actual monster.

That reminds me of the time I got a kinder bueno and tea and took it on the bus. Some dude sat beside me and usually I'd eat the bar by nibbling off the bottom bit, then licking the cream out of the cuppy bits one by one. Then suck the rest. Lol. But no. He sat down beside me and so I was overly conscious and had to eat the bar like a complete weirdo and take a bite and swallow. Who does that?!

retro:electro · 08-11-2017 06:44PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Second letting fell through because the landlady found out that we have a cat, my missus is starting her new job on the 20th of November in Reading and so far we have nowhere to live. Ugh, we have a cat, a well behaved cat who has never destroyed anything, not a tiger!!

I'm trying my best not to make a really inappropriate joke! Aggggghhhh

MuffinTop86 · 08-11-2017 06:49PM

I hate when the music gets really loud in movies and then when it switches to dialogue you can barely hear it.
I’m watching Straight Outta Compton so there’s a lot of that.
I don’t want the angry Asian upstairs to come knocking like he did Friday evening as I was getting ready to go out and listening to some 90s bangers.

Boom_Bap · 08-11-2017 06:51PM

Woah woah, there is a Sex & Sexuality forum for that type of talk

:pac:

anna080 wrote: »

That reminds me of the time I got a kinder bueno and tea and took it on the bus. Some dude sat beside me and usually I'd eat the bar by nibbling off the bottom bit, then licking the cream out of the cuppy bits one by one. Then suck the rest. Lol. But no. He sat down beside me and so I was overly conscious and had to eat the bar like a complete weirdo and take a bite and swallow. Who does that?!

Need to replace the wiper blades on the car. The effort.

branie2 · 08-11-2017 06:53PM

I hope this doesn't put me off chocolate!

LadyMacBeth_ · 08-11-2017 06:55PM

anna080 wrote: »

I'm trying my best not to make a really inappropriate joke! Aggggghhhh

Never stop yourself from making an inappropriate joke on my account!!

retro:electro · 08-11-2017 07:04PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Never stop yourself from making an inappropriate joke on my account!!

I think there has already been enough vagina talk for one day! :pac:

SimonTemplar · 08-11-2017 08:16PM

I was searching for all my posts but instead ended up searching for all posts that mentioned by name.

Turns out back in October 2014 I managed to visit everyone's Boards profile and some people posted about that. Never saw that back then.

I kinda know what happened. I was studying IT back then and was messing around with screen scraping (for those who don't know, that allows programmers to automatically visit a webpage and retrieve certain data that is visible on screen).

I remember doing a few bits and pieces just out of interest and curiosity. I did some of it in wikipedia and imdb but also Boards. I don't remember exactly what I wanted to do, I think it was something like implementing a notification everytime someone liked one of my posts, but I definitely didn't intend to visit everyone's profile, but I guess I did. The process would have taken just a few minutes.

So despite what it seems, I didn't spend all of October 2014 visiting tens of thousands of profiles.
I am however TA that I spent a few minutes in October 2014 accidentally visiting hundreds and thousands of profiles.

Pac1Man · 08-11-2017 08:28PM

anna080 wrote: »

I think there has already been enough vagina talk for one day! :pac:

Shush! We can always make room.

You don't know the horrors I've seen to find that gif!

s4uv3 · 08-11-2017 08:42PM

I'm trying to pig out on tortilla chips next to an almost-aslee baby. It's torture for us both.

Gunslinger92 · 08-11-2017 10:40PM

TA that this thread has reliably informed me that my way of eating a kinder bueno is weird

TA that I don't currently have a kinder bueno

TA that I'm not sure I've spelled it right. Which is surprising given how often I'm shoving one down my gob :pac:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 09-11-2017 01:20AM

Mean people. Going to get food with someone. They're going in to get it. I get chips they get a meal, get back to the car, starts mowing into my chips then when I take the other bag that's untouched, I'm told "that's mine" wtf mate

erica74 · 09-11-2017 06:42AM

When my husband puts the cutlery and other utensils away, he just fires them into the drawer any old way so you end up not being able to open the drawer or find anything easily. JUST PUT THEM AWAY CORRECTLY.

Peatys · 09-11-2017 06:49AM

erica74 wrote: »

When my husband puts the cutlery and other utensils away, he just fires them into the drawer any old way so you end up not being able to open the drawer or find anything easily. JUST PUT THEM AWAY CORRECTLY.

My wife just tips the dishwasher cutlery holder into the drawer. And doesn't care which way the toilet roll goes on..

Divorce court awaits.

erica74 · 09-11-2017 07:10AM

Peatys wrote: »

My wife just tips the dishwasher cutlery holder into the drawer. And doesn't care which way the toilet roll goes on..

Divorce court awaits.

We don't have a toilet roll holder so we're okay on that one.

wally79 · 09-11-2017 09:15AM

erica74 wrote: »

We don't have a toilet roll holder so we're okay on that one.

Savages

New Home · 09-11-2017 09:39AM

Ah, they probably have one of those super-fantastic Japanese toilets - you know the ones I mean, the luxury car wash for bums.

Sephiroth_dude · 09-11-2017 09:39AM

Peatys wrote: »

And doesn't care which way the toilet roll goes on..

That drives me mad too!

northgirl · 09-11-2017 10:01AM

Colleague absolutely battering the shyte out of the keyboard whilst typing. Ssshh!

whoopsadoodles · 09-11-2017 10:15AM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

they are called bee baws on the Northside

According to a very reliable source. Nee Naws are ambulances and Bee Baws are fire trucks!

https://mobile.twitter.com/DubFireBrigade/status/928317229359353856

A_smurf · 09-11-2017 10:33AM

TA’d that the cold I had managed to avoid getting from everyone in the house, seems to have caught up with me with a tickily cough.

Boom_Bap · 09-11-2017 10:42AM

whoopsadoodles wrote: »

According to a very reliable source. Nee Naws are ambulances and Bee Baws are fire trucks!

https://mobile.twitter.com/DubFireBrigade/status/928317229359353856

I've been living my life as a lie up to this point :pac:

Sephiroth_dude · 09-11-2017 11:05AM

Zero motivation today

snowflaker · 09-11-2017 11:20AM

headcold

Noo · 09-11-2017 12:21PM

My mouse wheel is squeeky and i work in a quiet office.

branie2 · 09-11-2017 12:22PM

snowflaker wrote: »

headcold

I know the feeling, I've often had them in the past

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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