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Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Or you could use your phone as a wifi hotspot and connect to that :)

    Quiet you with your technology know how! :P

    I think you just have to watch your mobile data if you are using your phone as a wifi hotspot and streaming though.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Quiet you with your technology know how! :P

    I think you just have to watch your mobile data if you are using your phone as a wifi hotspot and streaming though.

    If you've unlimited data then you can go mental.
    This would require a phone signal :(:*(

    Mentioned they have data :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    If you've unlimited data then you can go mental.



    Mentioned they have data :)

    TA'd that Boom_Bap is a know it all :P


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    TA'd that Boom_Bap is a know it all :P

    I know nuttin, bleedin nutttinnnn


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,901 ✭✭✭Gunslinger92


    A big fat spot just over my lip :( haven't had a spot in ages. I'm too old for this!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 712 ✭✭✭Bitches Be Trypsin


    I'm having a breakout too around my chin, hate it and I know it's all hormonal too :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭erica74


    A heavily pregnant overweight woman at a diabetes clinic today with her toddler - the mother let the child eat a sharing size bag of skips while they were waiting to go in.
    These are the people who are going to pay our pensions apparently.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    iamwhoiam wrote: »
    I had one of those humungus spiders on my porch door yesterday .I tipped him with a brush to whoosh him out side and he rolled into a little black black ball and hid among the dust .I genuinely did not know which bit of dust was the spider .I was impressed !
    I have a desk in my bedroom and on one side there is a three chest drawer. I hadn't swept or moped under it in ages so decided it was overdue. I take out the first drawer, empty everything out, clean inside and give the outside a wipe. No problem. Do the same for the second one. No problem. I get to the last one (the bottom one that would be touching the floor). I placed it on top of the desk, empty it, clean it and then I lifted it to wipe underneath and a big dirty spider starts to crawl out.

    So I drop it, trapping it and decide this is a job for the hoover. Hoover in place I carefully lift it and manage to get her and then I discover there are two spider sacks on the bottom of the drawer :eek::eek::eek: They also got the hoover treatment. I felt like Ripley taking on the queen and her egg lair with the flamethrower :pac:

    I swear to God I will never leave it so long again to clean. Imagine if those sacs had gone unattended and I got hundreds of new flatmates :eek::eek::eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Being old enough to be at the stage where the neighbours where I grew up are dying at an alarming rate. I suppose it's the realisation of being the next generation, schhtaaapppp, in my head I am still a giddy 16 yr old :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    erica74 wrote: »
    A heavily pregnant overweight woman at a diabetes clinic today with her toddler - the mother let the child eat a sharing size bag of skips while they were waiting to go in.
    These are the people who are going to pay our pensions apparently.
    This drives me mad. Seeing mothers giving their kids constant "treats". I saw one 2 year old being handed a full sized doughnut and milling the entire thing. Same kid isn't given a meat/2 veg kinda dinner either because "doesn't like it, only likes sausage rolls". They only like sausage rolls because that's what they're being given.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,544 ✭✭✭Martina1991


    erica74 wrote:
    A heavily pregnant overweight woman at a diabetes clinic today with her toddler - the mother let the child eat a sharing size bag of skips while they were waiting to go in. These are the people who are going to pay our pensions apparently.

    Working in a hospital seeing people's cholesterol climbing and glucose out of control.

    Your blood doesn't lie people.

    They're only fooling themselves.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    I'm having a breakout too around my chin, hate it and I know it's all hormonal too :(

    Hormones have an awful lot to answer for..I'm in that real dangerous form today ,no-one is safe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    I just picked up a bottle of nail polish, shook it- but the lid wasn't on right and the whole bottle went flying across the room and left a trail of burgundy stain in its wake.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭selous


    Further to my TA yesterday about not being informed about the term time for next year and closing date had passed....

    Guess what was on the notice board this morning....."Any staff member wishing to apply for etc etc.."
    Coincidence??? (7 days after the closing date?)

    I've been told now,(by workmates) this wont go unpunished one day sometime in the future, this will bite me in the ass, it wont be forgotten,:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭erica74


    anna080 wrote: »
    I just picked up a bottle of nail polish, shook it- but the lid wasn't on right and the whole bottle went flying across the room and left a trail of burgundy stain in its wake.

    Noooooooooooooo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    erica74 wrote: »
    Noooooooooooooo

    I literally just sat there silent for a moment staring at the mess, and then mumbled "well fcuk"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,922 ✭✭✭snowflaker


    Train two hours late!
    Pizza early!
    iPhone X 7 Nov delivery date Gggrrr


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,826 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    My fingers stink of garlic. Curse me and my kindness for offering to make home-made tomato soup for my poorly other half.

    I burned my palate taking a gulp of piping hot tea and now I can't enjoy my Salt and Vinegar Pringles cos it burns.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    fussyonion wrote: »
    My fingers stink of garlic. Curse me and my kindness for offering to make home-made tomato soup for my poorly other half.

    I burned my palate taking a gulp of piping hot tea and now I can't enjoy my Salt and Vinegar Pringles cos it burns.

    I think it was whoopsadoodles that mentioned before if you have stinky garlic fingers, to run them under the cold tap and use steel wool or something similar to remove the smell.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,762 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Rub them on the steel tap (anything made of steel, really, even a pot) and rinse them.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    Someone on my FB timeline is trying to flog their second hand wedding dress for €900.
    That wouldn't be so bad only the dress was made and last worn circa 1982.
    It's a stunning dress for its era but looks so dated (big shoulder pads, sheer patches on the arms, and a flower crown). Your one is having a laugh if she thinks anyone is going to pay that kind of money for a dress that out of style.
    TA at delusional people.


  • Posts: 5,094 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I very rarely go to a pub. Tonight I did and I chose to meet people in Mulligans of Poolbeg Street as the only tv-free pub that I know in Dublin city centre.

    Inside a while and these muppets start screaming...at a soccer match on a tv on the wall while we're trying to enjoy conversation. It went on and on...

    These people really are obnoxious knackers. Nowhere is safe from their tv noise and loudmouths being imposed on the peace and quiet of those of us who want to be able to just talk and hear each other.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    I very rarely go to a pub. Tonight I did and I chose to meet people in Mulligans of Poolbeg Street as the only tv-free pub that I know in Dublin city centre.

    Inside a while and these muppets start screaming...at a soccer match on a tv on the wall while we're trying to enjoy conversation. It went on and on...

    These people really are obnoxious knackers. Nowhere is safe from their tv noise and loudmouths being imposed on the peace and quiet of those of us who want to be able to just talk and hear each other.

    Galway were relegated tonight and it went down to the last minute so I'm guessing loads of Galway people were imbibing.

    TA my back is very sore, popped some painkillers and used gel but it's not working.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Im walking like a little old man, legs are killing me after playing 5 a side yesterday

    "Im getting too old for this s**t" - Officer Murtagh - Lethal Weapon


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    The hullabaloo on Rte about appointing two newsreaders on the six o clock news. They read the news for God's sake . . And now and again ask a few pretty scripted questions. And get grossly overpaid for it.
    And the big deal about one of them being in the oval office.
    And if I don't pay the licence fee I face a fine or imprisonment. For that sh**e.
    Is there any less dumbed down society I can move to


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,573 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    Reading a case study for uni, a complaint made by a member of the public about a civil servant and how it was handled.
    Its twenty pages long, but once I read it, obvious to me the real basis of the complaint is that the CS's son didn't ask the MOP's daughter out!

    TA, ppl complain about stuff like that, using up resources. That there are STILL ppl that small-minded, AND I had to spend a Friday night reading such rubbish.

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,204 ✭✭✭elfy4eva


    When youre eating pizza and a stringy molten piece of mozzarella breaks off and slaps you on the chin.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Parents up in arms that their 18 month old is accessing content that's not suitable for them on YouTube. Stupid bustards.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭erica74


    Parents up in arms that their 18 month old is accessing content that's not suitable for them on YouTube. Stupid bustards.

    Seriously? What the hell! Where can I find information on this? I need a good laugh.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    I just went into a toilet cubicle and was met with a bit of used toilet paper staring up at me in the toilet, greeting me the way a baby would greet its mother from the crib.
    That's it I'm moving planet.


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