Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 27-10-2017 08:14AM

Fu ck - Anna has shergar. :eek:

My TA is people assuming you'll put yourself out for them with an unreasonable request when there's a better less hassle option from another person but it doesn't dawn on them to ask the other person

bottlebrush · 27-10-2017 08:21AM

When people at work ask you if you are OK and that you look a bit stressed when the reality is you are very busy and have twice as much to do as they have and the reason they never look stressed is that they have sweet f.a. to do.
Rant over

Sephiroth_dude · 27-10-2017 09:06AM

anna080 wrote: »

Goodbye everyone. It was nice knowing ye.

Makes the one I saw in the bathroom look like a baby :eek:

Yeah_Right · 27-10-2017 09:19AM

erica74 wrote: »

The absolute fucking moron who drove ahead of me "safely" at 35kmph with all her little princess on board badges in the back window and then pulled out in front of a bus on a roundabout, causing the bus to slam on the brakes.

My TA is those child/baby/princess/screaming pooh monster badges on cars. It generally means the driver is a **** and is paying no attention to anyone else using the road.

Kivaro · 27-10-2017 09:25AM

selous wrote: »

Well I hung my manager ....

I'm TA'ed that I'm not as ballsy as selous, and also TA'ed that this is not the officially sanctioned solution for all under-performing/incompetent managers.

retro:electro · 27-10-2017 09:27AM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Jaysus, the size of that fecker, did you survive the night? :eek:

Just about. TA'd that my new place has tarantulas

iamwhoiam · 27-10-2017 09:46AM

anna080 wrote: »

Just about. TA'd that my new place has tarantulas

I had one of those humungus spiders on my porch door yesterday .I tipped him with a brush to whoosh him out side and he rolled into a little black black ball and hid among the dust .I genuinely did not know which bit of dust was the spider .I was impressed !

Ted_YNWA · 27-10-2017 09:52AM

He hid in the bristles of the brush and is now inside your house.

:P

TA that I have no remorse for that ^^
:pac:

erica74 · 27-10-2017 10:15AM

The fucking wagon who just flicked ash from a cigarette on my leg as she shoved past me.

Bredabe · 27-10-2017 10:30AM

So many emails and voice messages for me when I got in this am, I honestly thought someone has been killed.

ALL of them a version of "Now that you're not traveling this weekend(sorry about that) BUT could you work this weekend for me, pretty please!
F)*& off, on Friday, you ask a woman who hasn't seen her partner since the summer if she WANTS to work for you instead of heading away to see him?
Realistically, WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE ARE YOU EXPECTING TO THAT!

mikemac2 · 27-10-2017 10:36AM

Last Friday of the month it’s pizza Friday in the office

You make an order and everyone pays and it’s 11 euro or so

I don’t want and have no intentions of ordering any pizza, wings, coke, dips or anything yet the office mother hen still demands I pay

Another tax :rolleyes:

Barry Badrinath · 27-10-2017 10:47AM

Theres a Conor McGregor film coming out soon.

Wwwhhhhyyyy?

erica74 · 27-10-2017 10:50AM

mikemac2 wrote: »

Last Friday of the month it’s pizza Friday in the office

You make an order and everyone pays and it’s 11 euro or so

I don’t want and have no intentions of ordering any pizza, wings, coke, dips or anything yet the office mother hen still demands I pay

Another tax :rolleyes:

Why don't you just tell her to fuck off?! Why would you pay for something you're not going to eat?
Those office mother hen types are always the ones who don't contribute but tell everyone they do and they're great for running things and the place would fall apart without them.

Aglomerado · 27-10-2017 10:54AM

erica74 wrote: »

Why don't you just tell her to fuck off?! Why would you pay for something you're not going to eat?
Those office mother hen types are always the ones who don't contribute but tell everyone they do and they're great for running things and the place would fall apart without them.

I work in a unit where birthdays are celebrated and it's fcuking cringe-inducing.

I think one colleague was expecting me to contribute a cake to the last birthday a couple of days ago but I kept my headphones on and looked to be deep in concentration when they approached me.

I figure if they think I'm a stingebag, they won't subject me to the torture of cake in the office when it's my turn. I'll buy a round of drinks at the Christmas party though!

Sephiroth_dude · 27-10-2017 11:24AM

Annoyed that I should be studying but I'm too tired too.

Ken. · 27-10-2017 12:07PM

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Annoyed that I should be studying but I'm too tired too.

Mod-banned for 24 hours to give you help.

everlast75 · 27-10-2017 12:34PM

Just walked by a bunch of teenagers and one of them was sizing up to a lad who was about 20.
What annoyed me about it was the little **** was actively trying to provoke the other lad into hitting him, but getting up in his face while pointing at his own cheek, as if to say "go on - hit me". If the teenager was as hard as he was making out, he would have swung first, but the little scrote was trying to get the other lad to do it first so he could probably sue him. Little *******

s4uv3 · 27-10-2017 12:44PM

Got documents off a company yesterday that are marked "copy".
Rang this morning and said that I'd need the originals please.
"They are the originals we sent you"
-"Nuh uh, theyre copies"
"How do you know?"
-"Because there's a big fat COPY stamped on it, and they're clearly photocopies"
"No no, we sent you the originals.

*twitch*

SusieBlue · 27-10-2017 01:11PM

My internet hasn't been working since the storm. All good cause I have data on my phone but I miss netflix. Gonna be at least another 2 weeks until we can get someone out to sort it and there's sweet f all on the telly most nights

Bitches Be Trypsin · 27-10-2017 01:12PM

the_pen_turner wrote: »

mouse stopped working so now have to use the stupid pad. I hate the pad.

Conspectus wrote: »

Mod-banned for 24 hours to give you help.

I've spent an hour on boards instead of studying

Sephiroth_dude · 27-10-2017 01:15PM

Conspectus wrote: »

Mod-banned for 24 hours to give you help.

Annoyed about this :mad:

:pac::pac:

LadyMacBeth_ · 27-10-2017 01:19PM

WhiteRoses wrote: »

My internet hasn't been working since the storm. All good cause I have data on my phone but I miss netflix. Gonna be at least another 2 weeks until we can get someone out to sort it and there's sweet f all on the telly most nights

You can download episodes and films on Netflix now (certain shows, not everything) so you can watch them when you're offline, a friend of mine comes over to my place to download about once a week because she hasn't had internet since the storm either.

TA'd at everyone and everything today. Eating chocolate to comfort myself.

aj89 · 27-10-2017 01:20PM

Having to get home from work and start painting my kitchen.........

Bambi985 · 27-10-2017 02:20PM

TA'd by being the only London-based team member in a US company and so, so, so bloody many things either not being communicated to me or getting lost in translation every. single. day.

Like it's taken me almost two months to discover I'm not receiving team emails because someone forgot to add me to the distribution list?

Seriously I'm in London, not Timbuktu. Keep me in the motherfcuking loop so I can stop making an idiot of myself :mad::mad::mad:

erica74 · 27-10-2017 02:26PM

The fucking arse is dragging out of this day!!!

retro:electro · 27-10-2017 02:56PM

When people pronounce potato as "bodato" and Saturday as "Sahurday".

vampyre · 27-10-2017 03:00PM

anna080 wrote: »

When people pronounce potato as "bodato" and Saturday as "Sahurday".

Buhur instead of butter.

Boom_Bap · 27-10-2017 03:04PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

You can download episodes and films on Netflix now (certain shows, not everything) so you can watch them when you're offline, a friend of mine comes over to my place to download about once a week because she hasn't had internet since the storm either.

TA'd at everyone and everything today. Eating chocolate to comfort myself.

Or you could use your phone as a wifi hotspot and connect to that

everlast75 · 27-10-2017 03:04PM

Paid extra to have a delivery delivered today.

Checked online to be told at noon they "mis-sorted the delivery".

Rang customer care only for the phones to be ringing out for the last 6 minutes - no one answered, voicemail option only.

FFS

tomwaterford · 27-10-2017 03:05PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Or you could use your phone as a wifi hotspot and connect to that

This would require a phone signal

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Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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