Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

madmaggie · 14-10-2017 10:23PM

branie2 wrote: »

TV chefs who don't wear aprons when they're cooking

I really hate that. Doing home economics in secondary school, no apron, no cooking. Also scrub the hands and tie back the hair. I still do this when baking.

New Home · 14-10-2017 10:34PM

Pac1Man wrote: »

Ok I take it back!

Psha! Wimp! That's not a spider! This is a spider!!

*Insert carefully chosen picture of spider the size of a dinner plate*

Bitches Be Trypsin · 15-10-2017 02:07AM

Got glass in my hand

Iseedeadpixels · 15-10-2017 10:53AM

My son put salt in the milk this morning.....took 3 spoonfulls of cereal before I copped it -_-

Robsweezie · 15-10-2017 12:56PM

TA that if your loved ones are ''looking down at you'' from heaven or wherever they are, by that logic they can also see you naked, pooping, fapping, having sexy time etc.

TrustedApple · 15-10-2017 02:03PM

So office closed tommarow as I don't bring home my work laptop never been told to.

I now have to get a hour long bus down and another one back to get home fml

branie2 · 15-10-2017 02:44PM

It would be safer to leave it there if's there's a storm tomorrow

15-10-2017 02:58PM

Gwynplaine wrote: »

And it's crap. "Did you watch the match" "what did you think of the match" "will we go to a match" "I hope we win" "I hope we beat them". This nonsense every week. You are not on the team, you are not even in the same country.

That's the majority alright. I go to matches every week and am a member and therefore part owner of my team. It's about more than the game for me, it's about the cameradarie with the same lads (who are now friends) in our part of the stand. It's about the half time pint, and the full time pints! It's about seeing every corner of this little country every 2nd weekend. It's about bringing my little nephews to take on the mantle of the next generation. Sometimes, it's even about football.

My TA, people assuming you support a team from England or that you're supposed to or you're weird if you don't. ''Who do you follow?''. ''Bohs''. ''No, but who do you really follow, in England like.'' Fcuk off pal, I really follow Bohemians because I go to see them week in and week out. Who do you really follow is the real question. It'll be the same gobsh*te who's cheering England on to get hammered that can't get enough of their league. FWIW, I do like the English league but the above boils my p!ss.

selous · 15-10-2017 03:50PM

Pac1Man wrote: »

Ok I take it back!

Or for this reason

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branie2 · 15-10-2017 03:50PM

Having to change my password on Boards ever time I lose it.

Poochie05 · 15-10-2017 04:38PM

Got nothing done today, too busy refreshing the Ophelia threads in the weather forum!!

branie2 · 15-10-2017 05:29PM

When the electricity goes out

AndyBoBandy · 15-10-2017 06:05PM

7pm on Sunday evening, and RTÉ are showing a repeat of Room to fcuking Improve!!!

And these c**ts want to increase the licence fee!?!

erica74 · 15-10-2017 06:11PM

Chatting to someone earlier and as we were chatting about travel, I mentioned how I'd love to see more of the world but, for the moment, most of my money goes on medical bills. She responded "and shopping trips". I asked her what she meant and she reminded me that I had mentioned I went shopping yesterday - I bought 2 jumpers. AM I SUPPOSED TO GO AROUND NAKED?!!
FUCK OFF OUT IN THE WHEELIE BIN.

Pac1Man · 15-10-2017 06:32PM

selous wrote: »

Or for this reason..

My spider roomie lives out in the shed. It survived last winter, thrived during our mild temperatures this summer and is now battening down the hatches for the winter to come.

It's so big it turns it's head to look at me when I walk in.

SusieBlue · 15-10-2017 06:45PM

Genuinely don't know whether to do go work tomorrow or not. Don't have a particularly long commute compared to most but there's a red weather warning and all schools and colleges in the city are closed.
Was talking to a colleague and he said as far as he knows it's business as usual for us. Do I stay in bed or try and make it in??

Rubberlegs · 15-10-2017 06:50PM

I met someone recently who I hadn't seen in a few months. I was greeted with "You have lost a tonne of weight, are you sick ?". Cheers for that, good to know I look emaciated and diseased

fussyonion · 15-10-2017 07:05PM

Why is it it so hard to book a taxi for a specified time nowadays?

A few months back we were off on hols and we wanted a cab for 10am (I'd timed everything perfectly, allowing for traffic, checking in, time spent in airport, etc-so 10am was the time I wanted the taxi at.)

I rang the cab company the night before and said I wanted the taxi for 10am.
"No problem, that's booked" I was told.
The next morning, we were standing out on our front porch with our luggage at 9:55am.
No sign of taxi at 10am.
I rang the office. "He's on the way. Should be there in about five minutes."
"Five minutes, I say? But I booked it for 10am?"
"We can't guarantee a taxi for your specified time, I'm afraid."
Wtf?
He shows up at 10:30am, by the way.

Last night we were out for a meal and drinks.

I rang yesterday morning to book the cab for 7.30pm. Our meal was booked for 8pm. I really only wanted the cab for 7.45pm but I thought I better allow for a delay.

I got a call at 7.25pm. The taxi office. "How'ya, just to let you know we're trying to get a driver to you as soon as we can. We'll try and get one to you as near to 7.30pm as we can."

I said "But listen I booked this this morning. Why can't you get me a taxi for the time I want it at?"
I was told they can't guarantee taxi's for specified times (!?)

Anyway, the cab showed up at 7.50pm.
What's this all about?
Is this a new thing now?

Years ago you could book a cab and it'd be there for you at your requested time.
And before anyone says it, I have downloaded MyTaxi for the next time!

fussyonion · 15-10-2017 07:09PM

Stabbing burning pains in my breast when it's that time of the month.
It's excruciating at times.

Colser · 15-10-2017 07:14PM

73Cat wrote: »

I met someone recently who I hadn't seen in a few months. I was greeted with "You have lost a tonne of weight, are you sick ?". Cheers for that, good to know I look emaciated and diseased

Probably just a jealous witch.ðŸ˜

I'm really sh**ring it about the storm,I just have a really bad feeling about it.I'll be heading in to work at 7am but I've a feeling I'll be stuck there until very late.I'm trying to warn the teens about it and they're looking at me like I'm losing my mind,I'm just telling them to stay downstairs,charge phones and most importantly to answer them when I ring...."What are you going to be ringing for...yadda yadda"...I'd say their in for a rude awakening and mightn't be so brave tomorrow.ðŸ˜

Rubberlegs · 15-10-2017 07:22PM

Colser wrote: »

Probably just a jealous witch.ðŸ˜

I'm really sh**ring it about the storm,I just have a really bad feeling about it.I'll be heading in to work at 7am but I've a feeling I'll be stuck there until very late.I'm trying to warn the teens about it and they're looking at me like I'm losing my mind,I'm just telling them to stay downstairs,charge phones and most importantly to answer them when I ring...."What are you going to be ringing for...yadda yadda"...I'd say their in for a rude awakening and mightn't be so brave tomorrow.ðŸ˜

I wouldn't mind but any weight loss is completely unintentional, can't afford to lose weight the little size of me! Any stress and the pounds drop off

I am so very nervous about tomorrow, the schools are shut but the eldest who works in a creche still has work. If she is driving out that road in the morning I will drop a few more pounds

northgirl · 15-10-2017 07:32PM

Colser wrote: »

Probably just a jealous witch.ðŸ˜

I'm really sh**ring it about the storm,I just have a really bad feeling about it.I'll be heading in to work at 7am but I've a feeling I'll be stuck there until very late.I'm trying to warn the teens about it and they're looking at me like I'm losing my mind,I'm just telling them to stay downstairs,charge phones and most importantly to answer them when I ring...."What are you going to be ringing for...yadda yadda"...I'd say their in for a rude awakening and mightn't be so brave tomorrow.ðŸ˜

I too have a bad feeling about this one. Luckily work have told us not to come in but I'm still really worried. I hope you'll be ok tomorrow.

Mister Vain · 15-10-2017 08:18PM

When you're going for a piss and it comes out in two different directions.

bottlebrush · 15-10-2017 08:29PM

So do I go to work tomorrow or not. The met office telling us to stay indoors. I have to go outdoors to get to work. If I take a chance and go I could have to stay til nine o clock til it's safe to go out again.
Ta at having this dilemma.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 15-10-2017 08:33PM

Why stay downstairs what happens if you're upstairs???
TA im sh1tting bricks about tomorrow

Colser · 15-10-2017 08:54PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Why stay downstairs what happens if you're upstairs???
TA im sh1tting bricks about tomorrow

I've no idea really just seems safer to me ...if the roof blows off or something.Christ I wish it would just come and get it over with..it's like going over your due date when pregnantðŸ˜

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 15-10-2017 08:59PM

The roof could blow off?

Colser · 15-10-2017 09:01PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

The roof could blow off?

Jesus I don't know but I'd say anything is possible lol...I'm frightening myself now.

SusieBlue · 15-10-2017 09:03PM

bottlebrush wrote: »

So do I go to work tomorrow or not. The met office telling us to stay indoors. I have to go outdoors to get to work. If I take a chance and go I could have to stay til nine o clock til it's safe to go out again.
Ta at having this dilemma.

In this same predicament. I need a yes or no answer as to whether to go. I don't have a long commute but I'll be relying on Cork public transport to get me there.
My gut is telling me not to go but I'll be mortified If I'm the only one that doesn't turn up when many of my colleagues have much longer commutes than me.

retro:electro · 15-10-2017 10:06PM

I went in to the shop to get bread and milk Jaysus the place was robbed. Not a crumb of bread left. I ended up getting two packs of Haribo and a few doughnuts sure I'll be grand won't I?
I'm in Galway so the place is going to get a hammering.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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