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Worst place you've slept.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,295 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Grandeeod wrote: »
    In a lift/elevator or whatever you want to call it. A hotel in Cork many moons ago. Drank lots of beer. Got in lift. Passed out in lift. Nobody gave a fcuk. Woke up a few hours later when a kind person had the decency to care about me.

    Just curious. Were ppl using the lift and just ignoring u in the corner passed out?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭rizzodun


    Slept in a doorway on Grafton St. after a Foo Fighters gig, while I waited for the train station to open to get the train home.
    Had a coffee from some 24hr shop and took the lid off, wasn't happy when some fella mistook me for a homeless chap and threw some coins into it!

    Slept on a bench down on Bachelors Walk another time, in a suit no less, long story (does involve a wait for a train!) but wouldn't do it again.

    Also, obligatory sleep in Dublin airport, flight delayed so missed the bus home, again, had to wait for the train.

    Seeing as I drive I really have no excuse for these....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭mojesius


    Outside on the steps of my apartment. Sleepwalking is fun.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,160 ✭✭✭DJIMI TRARORE


    Many moons ago in a confessional box in a country church


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,295 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Friend slept/sheltered in the porch of the little security hut near to heuston station during a dirty stormy night last winter as he missed his bus to cork. To add insult to injury he had lost his phone and jacket that same night :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,319 ✭✭✭Sam Hain


    blade1 wrote: »
    Not quite slept but I went to see a band called Gang Green in McGonagles back around 1991.
    No place to stay after gig so stood outside McDonald's on O'Connell St. until the train station opened at 6 in the morning.
    It was February, snowing and all I was wearing was a T-Shirt and a denim jacket.
    Got train to Waterford and had to walk 12 miles before someone picked me up.

    Let's hope you're older ....Budweiser now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭bikubesong


    Years ago, slept alongside my then-boyfriend (no funny business) on a concrete floor in the stockroom of a clothes shop. We took a load of coats off of the rails to use as blankets. Simpler times.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,167 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    Sam Hain wrote: »
    Let's hope you're older Budweiser now.

    Ah very good, and that would have been the tour for that album I think.
    There was a few empty tankards that night alright!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,490 ✭✭✭SweetCaliber


    On a farm gate, I kid you not.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Grandeeod


    Just curious. Were ppl using the lift and just ignoring u in the corner passed out?

    Bizzarely, they were! I had hazy memories of people getting in and out until a decent guest had the cop to pull me out of the lift. By then it was breakie time.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,167 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    On a farm gate, I kid you not.

    Were you bursting for a shīte or something? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,448 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    In a hospital ward. The old guy in the next bed kept coughing. Then he stopped. Permanently.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,167 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    bikubesong wrote: »
    Years ago, slept alongside my then-boyfriend (no funny business) on a concrete floor in the stockroom of a clothes shop. We took a load of coats off of the rails to use as blankets. Simpler times.

    :eek: you gave me a bit of a fright there... Up until you mentioned no funny business!:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭rizzodun


    Grayson wrote: »
    In a hospital ward. The old guy in the next bed kept coughing. Then he stopped. Permanently.

    His coughing was cured, another triumph for our glorious health service!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,490 ✭✭✭SweetCaliber


    blade1 wrote: »
    Were you bursting for a shīte or something? :pac:

    Let's just say it was part of a bet to see how long I could stay balanced on it, woke up a couple hours later with what felt like a broken back but pride that I was still on the gate :pac: :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,964 ✭✭✭tea and coffee


    I fell asleep when I was pillion on the back of a motorbike. So dangerous. The driver realised when we went around a bend and I leaned (fell) the wrong way.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 294 ✭✭Vegetarian2017


    A car


  • Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 78,543 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    In a field on the outskirts of Milton Keynes back in 1983. Was worth it though as the following day I saw David Bowie in the Serious Moonlight Tour at the Milton Keynes Bowl


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25 dogsavage


    In a outside toilet with a few other people. Floor was covered in piss and smelled like ****e.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 66 ✭✭shamnspace


    I slept on a clothesline once many years ago


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭dd972


    In a pub/b&b in Limerick in the early 90's, walked for ages looking for another place I couldn't find so had to settle for this dump opposite Colbert Station, terrible room and shower and a really weird proprietor who treated me and my brother as if we were in town to do a gangland hit and couldn't be shot of us soon enough, ironically found the b&b we were looking for moments after checking into the lousy one.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    In a field, because the derelict house had too much broken glass on the floor.

    On a pile of gravel and it wasn't that bad all things considered.

    Heathrow - noisy cleaners , Gatwick - seats have dividers , Stanstead - too much competition for floor space.

    The old Ferry terminal in Holyhead , had to tape up broken windows to keep the wind out.

    The usual camping holiday in Ireland, by day three everything is damp or sodden. And then when you wake up the bottom of the tent is floating like a water bed.


    Read "The Worst Journey In The World" sometime. It's just miserable. Man-hauling overweight sledges in Antarctica. And when the going gets though you have to split the load and double back for the other half, three miles to move one mile. And we now know that they didn't have nearly enough calories so you are starving too*. And without vitamin C your body is slowly breaking down from scurvy. When it's sunny the ice melts a little and you sweat too so everything gets wet. When you sleep at night it's in an icy sleeping bag, then it gets wet as you warm it.

    just miserable.

    Now do it during the Antarctic winter. No daylight. None.

    It's -60 and then your tent blows away :eek:


    It's great reading on a winters night when you can hear the wind and rain outside and are safely tucked up in a warm bed.



    * "S. privately forced upon me his one breakfast biscuit, and would have given me another tonight had I allowed him. I do not suppose that anyone else in the world can thoroughly realise how much generosity and sympathy was shown by this; I DO, and BY GOD I shall never forget. Thousands of pounds would not have bought that one biscuit."
    - Frank Wild referring to Shackleton 1909


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,777 ✭✭✭✭namloc1980


    On a trolley in the corridor of an a&e while suffering from appendicitis. Bloody horrendous. That was only in February this year. Great health system in fairness.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,825 ✭✭✭LirW


    Fell asleep on the toilet seat of the local metal club when I was an edgy goth teenager. Luckily enough I knew pretty much everyone there so they knew how to get me home.
    I really don't fancy booze.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 11,248 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    The old Store Street garda station in the late 90's. About 12 blokes in a cell. Some scary, some sad and the odd bewildered dope like myself..

    Noisy, cold, smelly, scary and a court appearance to greet me in the morning.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    A friends of mine falls asleep anywhere. He fell asleep upright on a stool in a nightclub before. He does that but then he just wakes up after about 20 minutes and he's grand again :/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,488 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Went into work one morning (back when I was 18/19) after a particularly heavy session the night before. Manager took one look at me and (rightly) decided that I was in no fit state to be dealing with actual people/customers and dispatched me to work in the warehouse.

    After an hour I was in no humour, so whilst packing away stock, discovered a load of cushions stored away on top of the racking under the warehouse roof (must've probably been 20 foot above ground level).

    Promptly built myself a nest out of the cushions up there and took myself the most satisfying two hour nap I've ever had.

    Not the worst place I've slept, but probably the stupidest - just as well I sleep like the dead, any roll to the left or right would've ended with a 20-ft drop


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,115 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    Shannon Airport, the back of a Polish family's car, a train station floor in Belgium - all in less than 24 hours.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,040 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    In the archway at the junction of Dame Street and Trinity Green. Was completely ******* after an Xmas do where drinks were 1e a pop. Woke up to two lads trying to rob me - told them to **** off and thankfully for me they did!
    The next day was the first time I got "the fear" after drinking.. will never forget it

    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,654 ✭✭✭✭machiavellianme


    In a ditch.
    In a green Wheelie bin.
    On the ground with nothing but the clothes I was wearing.
    On a park bench.
    In a gents toilets trying to keep the hand dryer running for warmth in the snow.
    Chester.

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