Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

LadyMacBeth_ · 11-10-2017 12:10PM

At the airport. Flight is delayed. Don't know how long for. Grumble grumble grumble.

OldNotWIse · 11-10-2017 12:38PM

PeterParker957 wrote: »

I'm reading a book at the minute where a murder victim had her eyeballs removed. I know how she feels. You have my sympathy.

TA that this book completely dips in the middle

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 11-10-2017 12:39PM

Dirty scumbags I meet in public places that use the jacks and walk out without washing their scummy hands

PeterParker957 · 11-10-2017 12:40PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

PeterParker957 wrote: »

I'm reading a book at the minute where a murder victim had her eyeballs removed. I know how she feels. You have my sympathy.

TA that this book completely dips in the middle

Ah damnit!!!!!

bottlebrush · 11-10-2017 01:21PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

TA that this book completely dips in the middle

Does the author lose sight of the plot?

New Home · 11-10-2017 01:26PM

That's what happens when you don't keep your eye on the ball.

bottlebrush · 11-10-2017 01:38PM

New Home wrote: »

That's what happens when you don't keep your eye on the ball.

Lacking vision

Widdershins · 11-10-2017 02:07PM

I got a boar bristle in my mouth while drinking a cup of coffee. Gag. I need to replace my dish brush.

Ta red lipsticks that turn out pink toned instead of true red.

SusieBlue · 11-10-2017 03:17PM

Saw an advertisement for a local pub, they do live music and finger food between 2-4pm on Mondays.
They also have deals, like 3 pints for €10, etc.
This wouldn't be a pub I'd frequent, they've been doing this for years now and I always wondered why they picked such an obscure time of the week to do it.
I was talking to my dad earlier and mentioned it to him.
Apparently they do it because Monday is dole day and that evening is one of their busiest times of week. :rolleyes::pac:

Boom_Bap · 11-10-2017 03:20PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

The battery on my phone went from 100% to 2% in the space of a few hours.
It's been 2% for a few hours now with heavier usage.

F*ck you battery indicator.

It's been at 1% for a few hours now. I even listened to music on it for 1 hour and took a few calls. I'm going to see how long I get out of this.
Bet it dies just as I need the f*cker.

retro:electro · 11-10-2017 03:21PM

Having a sing song in the car and seeing someone pointing and laughing at me. Bitch don't kill my vibes. I was in the middle of a sell out concert in my head.

snowflaker · 11-10-2017 03:59PM

Checking out at M&S in Queue some bint wallops me with her bag, “sorry I’m next”- she was over at bananas didn’t see her! Cheeky cow.

I wouldn’t have cared has she been less pushy!

whoopsadoodles · 11-10-2017 04:08PM

An absolute prick of a cyclist came booting down off the path to my left as I left my man's street. Absolute prick. Luckily I was, as I always am leaving there, going at snails pace. He had to swerve to miss ploughing into the side of my car though. What an utter wankstain.

Rosie Rant · 11-10-2017 04:36PM

When I was walking home yesterday I saw a dad unloading his child from his car into a buggy. I saw that the buggy was partially blocking the footpath but I knew I'd get past no problem. That was grand.

As I approached, though, a gobsh1te appeared. He went to the parking machine and stood beside the buggy, blocking the rest of the footpath. He watched me approach, saw that I had to come to a complete stop and just stood there gawping at me and mouth breathing. The parking machine is seriously slow so I was awkwardly standing there for what felt like a million minutes.

The dad turned and realised I was there, immediately apologised and went about moving the buggy. A lightbulb seemed to go on in Gobsh1te's head, then. He finally realised he should probably move. I said a nice, friendly thank you to the dad and a sarcastic ("well done dumba$$!") thank you to Gobsh1te.

I felt bad for using the b1tchy tone but when I finish work I just want to go straight home and a ten minute walk nearly always ends up being considerably longer because I am forever being held up by amadàns.

PeterParker957 · 11-10-2017 04:39PM

whoopsadoodles wrote: »

An absolute prick of a cyclist came booting down off the path to my left as I left my man's street. Absolute prick. Luckily I was, as I always am leaving there, going at snails pace. He had to swerve to miss ploughing into the side of my car though. What an utter wankstain.

Idiots they are .

whoopsadoodles · 11-10-2017 05:15PM

I need to take a valium for the pain in my shoulder and I can't because I have to drive to all the places

zcorpian88 · 11-10-2017 07:10PM

That one that presents the weather that also does the Lotto draws, why does she always pronounce the number 3 weird??

Was watching it tonight and numbers with a three at the end came out a few times and she says three like no other person. Gives me an itchy brain!

s4uv3 · 11-10-2017 07:18PM

STARVIN but I dont want dinner...

madmaggie · 11-10-2017 10:21PM

TA that my hospital appointment in Waterford was today. I had great plans to go out to Dunmore East and walk on the beach, see the village. I came out of the hospital and it was lashing, didn't even get to look around the shops.

madmaggie · 11-10-2017 10:25PM

Another TA. While I was waiting at the hospital, a manager type lady comes out and tears a strip off the girl on reception, in front of everyone. Very unprofessional, and downright ignorant.

PeterParker957 · 11-10-2017 10:33PM

madmaggie wrote: »

Another TA. While I was waiting at the hospital, a manager type lady comes out and tears a strip off the girl on reception, in front of everyone. Very unprofessional, and downright ignorant.

That's happened to me. Wasn't the rollicking I minded but it was done in front of about 20 people.

Widdershins · 12-10-2017 06:51AM

madmaggie wrote: »

Another TA. While I was waiting at the hospital, a manager type lady comes out and tears a strip off the girl on reception, in front of everyone. Very unprofessional, and downright ignorant.

I saw this happen, except it was a different type of medical setting, and a secretary was eating what sounded like an old man, over the phone. Named him and told him they were not accepting him as a client in future as he'd missed appointments. Really vicious tone. There's a way of saying things.

Some people have no manners. My friend is a teacher and told me another teacher has left parents walk out in tears from meetings with her.

Iseedeadpixels · 12-10-2017 06:58AM

1. Couldnt eat my sambo first thing this morning so had to "heat" it up, the microwave is shocking so had a luke warm sambo

2. Phones in work are off the hook again its like a call centre.

3. One of the ads on here had a scantily clad lady and now I'm ta'd I'll never get such a hot scantily clad lady :pac:

Iseedeadpixels · 12-10-2017 07:01AM

madmaggie wrote: »

Another TA. While I was waiting at the hospital, a manager type lady comes out and tears a strip off the girl on reception, in front of everyone. Very unprofessional, and downright ignorant.

Seen this in Dunnes, some wagon of a manager tearing strips into some young lad, told her how unprofessional she was.....her face said it all

Widdershins · 12-10-2017 07:24AM

Not being able to play videos people have posted from abroad.

Found some groups for techniques I wanted to try for work (so that's a TH) but the videos would be very helpful.

shoegal1 · 12-10-2017 07:29AM

I can't remember sh1t anymore. I used to remember all the sh1t. Now I have lists everywhere and then I forget that I made a f*ck*n list. Also since I'm here....TA that I'm gettin heartburn when I eat all the chocolate and I never did before.

PeterParker957 · 12-10-2017 07:51AM

Iseedeadpixels wrote: »

1. Couldnt eat my sambo first thing this morning so had to "heat" it up, the microwave is shocking so had a luke warm sambo

2. Phones in work are off the hook again its like a call centre.

3. One of the ads on here had a scantily clad lady and now I'm ta'd I'll never get such a hot scantily clad lady :pac:

Similar - TA's I'll never be a hot scantily clad lady.

I can do flabby middle aged scantily clad lady but I am led to believe that not even Harvey Weinstein would harrass that.

Boom_Bap · 12-10-2017 08:06AM

Iseedeadpixels wrote: »

Seen this in Dunnes, some wagon of a manager tearing strips into some young lad, told her how unprofessional she was.....her face said it all

The manager of my nearest Dunnes strolls around with his chest puffed out waiting for the moment one of the staff does something not to his standard and tears into them in front of everyone.

I'm just annoyed today.

Gwynplaine · 12-10-2017 08:35AM

Iseedeadpixels wrote: »

1. Couldnt eat my sambo first thing this morning so had to "heat" it up, the microwave is shocking so had a luke warm sambo

2. Phones in work are off the hook again its like a call centre.

3. One of the ads on here had a scantily clad lady and now I'm ta'd I'll never get such a hot scantily clad lady :pac:

Just curious, but why would you put a sambo in the microwave?

s4uv3 · 12-10-2017 08:43AM

Couldn't be arsed with today.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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