Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

retro:electro · 07-10-2017 01:41PM

Went to hang out some clothes, it started to drizzle so I said oh I better not, and began to unpeg them. I was at the back door on my way back in when the drizzle stops and the sun splits the rocks. I was pegging them on again when I felt a drop on my hand.

Robsweezie · 07-10-2017 02:17PM

have a pain in my left shoulder since yesterday, probably because of a draft from leaving the window open.

you know in permanent tsb the way they have those button operated doors to enter/exit? one doesnt open til the other is closed.

some wagon was holding the entrance door open while having the chats with someone outside, meaning those inside were left banging to be let out. now she was nice about it and copped on straight away to be fair.

Bitches Be Trypsin · 07-10-2017 02:17PM

Really bad period pains made me vomit

KatW4 · 07-10-2017 04:46PM

I have a pain in my head because my hair is tied up too tightly.

tomwaterford · 07-10-2017 05:31PM

Being pure hyper and nathing to do

s4uv3 · 07-10-2017 06:49PM

Trying to organise people and get them to commit to something. It's like herding fcuking cats.

Purple Mountain · 07-10-2017 06:54PM

s4uv3 wrote: »

Trying to organise people and get them to commit to something. It's like herding fcuking cats.

I'll come back to ya on Tuesday with this one...

Boom_Bap · 07-10-2017 07:11PM

For the first time today, I'm getting to sit down.

Ted_YNWA · 07-10-2017 07:21PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

For the first time today, I'm getting to sit down.

TA that you get to relax ?

I am TA that you feel that way

Boom_Bap · 07-10-2017 07:23PM

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

TA that you get to relax ?

I am TA that you feel that way

TA everything before this today since 6:42 am

Robsweezie · 07-10-2017 07:26PM

''its gonna be A,yeah?''

''totally, i told ya, thats what it is.''

''grand''

short while later...

''f**ck, it's B.''

''i told you that all along but you wouldnt listen!''

s4uv3 · 07-10-2017 08:52PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

For the first time today, I'm getting to sit down.

TA that Boom Bap has turned into an Irish Mammy.

"I'm JUST getting to sit down now. RAN off my FEET I am".

s4uv3 · 07-10-2017 08:54PM

Also. TA that I'm also an Irish Mammy. Today I heard myself saying "Do I have to do everything around here?"

KERSPLAT! · 07-10-2017 08:56PM

I on the otherhand have hardly moved today. My step count is embarrassing, I'm not even going to share it.

Work tomorrow which means another day of sitting in a chair for 12 hours straight. Belly is gonna catch me

PeterParker957 · 07-10-2017 09:45PM

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

I on the otherhand have hardly moved today. My step count is embarrassing, I'm not even going to share it.

Work tomorrow which means another day of sitting in a chair for 12 hours straight. Belly is gonna catch me

This!

My phone is trolling me. Got an app that tracks my activity. Each day this week it's like "hey you met your goal!!!"

Today it's "you need to increase your activity!"

Will you fup off phone? It's Saturday!!!!

Liamario · 07-10-2017 09:51PM

People not indicating on roundabouts!

madmaggie · 07-10-2017 10:14PM

TA a mouse in the house, sh***y little yokes.

greencap · 07-10-2017 11:26PM

Anyone using that stupid 'color me x' saying/phrase needs a kick up the hole.

there is no 'shocked' 'unsurprised' 'jealous' 'hungry' or other words in the color spectrum.

its fcking colors, reds, greens, blues that kind of thing.

theres no 'resentful' or 'ambitious' crayons. cause they're not colors.

ooooh color me relaxed.

no i wont ill color you fuking dope.

homecouldbhere · 07-10-2017 11:29PM

greencap wrote: »

Anyone using that stupid 'color me x' saying/phrase needs a kick up the hole.

there is no 'shocked' 'unsurprised' 'jealous' 'hungry' or other words in the color spectrum.

its fcking colors, reds, greens, blues that kind of thing.

theres no 'resentful' or 'ambitious' crayons. cause they're not colors.

ooooh color me relaxed.

no i wont ill color you fuking dope.

I'm not sure what it is you're referring to, but I love the cathartic rant.
Brilliant!

greencap · 08-10-2017 12:17AM

homecouldbhere wrote: »

I'm not sure what it is you're referring to, but I love the cathartic rant.
Brilliant!

theres this saying that goes 'color me whatever'.

its an annoying way of saying you are experiencing a given feeling.

so 'im surprised' becomes 'color me surprised'.

its unforgivable.

Surreptitious · 08-10-2017 12:26AM

Orange hair in public. Lifegoals #fail

fussyonion · 08-10-2017 12:40AM

People who cannot handle their alcohol.

My fella, who rarely drinks, has had a few tonight and is being an ar*ehole.
Too chatty, asking for kisses when he never normally does, swaying from side to side, dancing, etc...it's beyond annoying.
I sent him off to bed and I don't care.
I can drink and not be a tw*t; why can't he?

homecouldbhere · 08-10-2017 12:45AM

fussyonion wrote: »

People who cannot handle their alcohol.

My fella, who rarely drinks, has had a few tonight and is being an ar*ehole.
Too chatty, asking for kisses when he never normally does, swaying from side to side, dancing, etc...it's beyond annoying.
I sent him off to bed and I don't care.
I can drink and not be a tw*t; why can't he?

Ah forgive him....
Sure; I'm a bloke and biased...but isn't it a lesser evil that he's a loving drunk rather than a nasty one?
Give him a kiss goodnight and ask him how much he really loves you...you might not get such unbridled honestly for years to come!
Edit...I assumed it was you he was asking for kisses???

Surreptitious · 08-10-2017 12:55AM

It's because he rarely drinks maybe his tolerance is low. Be worse if he was on the sauce morning noon and night. Give him a kiss back

TA I'm smaller than most people and only realise it now.

shoegal1 · 08-10-2017 07:54AM

My arse going numb because I'm sittin way too long readin all the interesting TA's on here

suicide_circus · 08-10-2017 08:08AM

fussyonion wrote: »

People who cannot handle their alcohol.

My fella, who rarely drinks, has had a few tonight and is being an ar*ehole.
Too chatty, asking for kisses when he never normally does, swaying from side to side, dancing, etc...it's beyond annoying.
I sent him off to bed and I don't care.
I can drink and not be a tw*t; why can't he?

Dancing and asking for kisses? This man has a problem.

Boom_Bap · 08-10-2017 08:43AM

s4uv3 wrote: »

TA that Boom Bap has turned into an Irish Mammy.

"I'm JUST getting to sit down now. RAN off my FEET I am".

I have the breakfast made and eaten, kitchen cleaned and shopping list done up already. I'm going to roar at the kids about the immersion shortly.

PeterParker957 · 08-10-2017 09:47AM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

s4uv3 wrote: »

TA that Boom Bap has turned into an Irish Mammy.

"I'm JUST getting to sit down now. RAN off my FEET I am".

I have the breakfast made and eaten, kitchen cleaned and shopping list done up already. I'm going to roar at the kids about the immersion shortly.

Irish Mammy Trifecta there!!!!

iamwhoiam · 08-10-2017 09:47AM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I have the breakfast made and eaten, kitchen cleaned and shopping list done up already. I'm going to roar at the kids about the immersion shortly.

You are only a real Irish Mammy if you now go into the " Dont bloody bother helping me , I will just do it ALL myself . Every last bit of work i will do my self while you all go out and enjoy yourselves "

The Martyr mode is the way to be a real one

PeterParker957 · 08-10-2017 09:52AM

iamwhoiam wrote: »

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I have the breakfast made and eaten, kitchen cleaned and shopping list done up already. I'm going to roar at the kids about the immersion shortly.

You are only a real Irish Mammy if you now go into the " Dont bloody bother helping me , I will just do it ALL myself . Every last bit of work i will do my self while you all go out and enjoy yourselves "

The Martyr mode is the way to be a real one

If it wasn't the fact she's dead I would swear you were my auntie from Swords!!!

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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