Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

northgirl · 06-10-2017 07:00PM

I'm a wee bit pissed after 3 glasses of Prosecco. Anything to knock myself out from my ****e life.

New Home · 06-10-2017 07:07PM

Conspectus wrote: »

Fixed it for you.:D:D:D:D:D

Equality (and Mod powers) gone mad, that's what it is!

:D:D:D:D

server down · 06-10-2017 08:44PM

Suckit wrote: »

It is far more likely to be rats. :pac:

Maybe a home invader.

New Home · 06-10-2017 09:05PM

Or maybe a ghostly home invader rat-spider-roach cross.

erica74 · 06-10-2017 09:11PM

I can't find pumpkin puree anywhere. Woe is me.

Bredabe · 06-10-2017 09:28PM

erica74 wrote: »

I can't find pumpkin puree anywhere. Woe is me.

I've seen it in Tesco sometimes, BUT https://www.americanfood.ie, have it all year I'm told.
Ta'ed I know that.

erica74 · 06-10-2017 09:50PM

Bredabe wrote: »

I've seen it in Tesco sometimes, BUT https://www.americanfood.ie, have it all year I'm told.
Ta'ed I know that.

I thought my Tesco would have it because it's a big one. I'm going to check supervalu too, I might get lucky there.

sunnysoutheast · 06-10-2017 11:06PM

Apparently, according to the radio advert, it's not too late for me to order my Christmas food from Marks and Spencer's.

Phew!

KatW4 · 06-10-2017 11:26PM

The Notebook is on Netflix but it doesn't have the proper ending. How am I supposed to cry if it's not there???

Charlie19 · 07-10-2017 12:15AM

Watching the BBC news and when it switches to the weather, they forget about the South of Ireland.

Its like we don't exist on the weather front.

retro:electro · 07-10-2017 12:23AM

Charlie19 wrote: »

Watching the BBC news and when it switches to the weather, they forget about the South of Ireland.

Its like we don't exist on the weather front.

They should just put a perpetual rain cloud over us and be done with it

madmaggie · 07-10-2017 12:24AM

Charlie19 wrote: »

Watching the BBC news and when it switches to the weather, they forget about the South of Ireland.

Its like we don't exist on the weather front.

We exist on ITV weather. We don't pay a licence fee to the BBC, so I suppose they're not bothered about us. They don't include us in their viewing figures either.

FanadMan · 07-10-2017 04:09AM

Charlie19 wrote: »

Watching the BBC news and when it switches to the weather, they forget about the South of Ireland.

Its like we don't exist on the weather front.

Ah, now and again they do stick the word Dublin on the map just to show that there is life over here lol

suicide_circus · 07-10-2017 05:54AM

Go into a public convenience choosing an end cubicle in a row of 8

oooooooø

All unoccupied cubicles have the door open so it is clear which are in use and which are vacant.

As soon as I take my seat another patron enters. Guess which cubicle he chooses....You guessed it.

ooooooøø

theoldbreed · 07-10-2017 05:56AM

When someone says Walla instead of Voilà.

mikemac2 · 07-10-2017 06:36AM

People who stop their tray on a busy conveyor belt after it’s scanned in airport security and put back together their million belongings

It holds up everybody else’s tray!

No problem if it takes a few seconds to grab your stuff but otherwise you are supposed to take your tray to the table. Airports involve walking and another 5-10 steps won’t kill you

07-10-2017 06:58AM

People at removals who shake hands with the chief mourners...and stop for a chat. Looking behind at the growing queue...but keep chatting...

erica74 · 07-10-2017 08:50AM

KatW4 wrote: »

The Notebook is on Netflix but it doesn't have the proper ending. How am I supposed to cry if it's not there???

How does it not have the proper ending? What's the other ending?

mikemac2 · 07-10-2017 09:03AM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

People at removals who shake hands with the chief mourners...and stop for a chat. Looking behind at the growing queue...but keep chatting...

Probably the local TD wanting everyone to see them

Samsgirl · 07-10-2017 10:29AM

What was supposed to be a 2 or 3 day job in my house - stove instsllation is now goin on two weeks. Peaked with a fire in the utility room.

I'm sick of workmen in my house. Sick of the dirt and disruption. Sick of my children goin around like chimney.sweeps. Just when we think we have the smoke damage cleaned they emerge from another room covered in soot.

Painter here today so weekend will be taken up cleaning after him.

Bitches Be Trypsin · 07-10-2017 10:49AM

Started a new job yesterday and hate it already

PeterParker957 · 07-10-2017 11:13AM

mikemac2 wrote: »

People who stop their tray on a busy conveyor belt after it’s scanned in airport security and put back together their million belongings

It holds up everybody else’s tray!

No problem if it takes a few seconds to grab your stuff but otherwise you are supposed to take your tray to the table. Airports involve walking and another 5-10 steps won’t kill you

Those cnuts who leave their trays meaning no other trays can come down.

They must pay!

everlast75 · 07-10-2017 11:21AM

Was putting the kid into the back seat of the car earlier and as always, was very careful opening the door and closing it.
As I closed it, my watch tipped (and I mean tipped) the mirror of the car beside me.

As I went to go around the driver's side of the car I hear "Didyeh not see what you done?"
I turn around and see the driver of the car parked next to mine staring at me with her jaw shoved out and mouth open .. All she was short of doing was rocking her head side to side.

I asked what I did - she replied "your door hit off mine!" (Again back to resting bitch face). I said "no I didn't - my watched tipped off your mirror".

*pause*

"Oh.. righ" was the reply.

Bint put me in bad form

KERSPLAT! · 07-10-2017 11:30AM

I'm hungry

KatW4 · 07-10-2017 11:37AM

erica74 wrote:

How does it not have the proper ending? What's the other ending?

It ended with him saying "I'll be seeing you" And some birds flying. But the actual ending is when the nurse comes in and sees them and they've passed away together.

the purple tin · 07-10-2017 11:41AM

suicide_circus wrote: »

Go into a public convenience choosing an end cubicle in a row of 8

oooooooø

All unoccupied cubicles have the door open so it is clear which are in use and which are vacant.

As soon as I take my seat another patron enters. Guess which cubicle he chooses....You guessed it.

ooooooøø

This happened me too. A row of six, so I went to the one at the far end. I was experiencing some tum trouble so I was there for a good while. Three patrons in a row came in at intervals and they all walked past the empty cubicles and chose the one next door to me. wtf is wrong with people

Bredabe · 07-10-2017 12:29PM

Have a very tight schedule of work/school deadlines this weekend. So am up to 10000000 in general.
Woke up two hours later than I should, so my brain is foggy from the extra sleep.
Even tho I told O/H not to contact me this weekend he does :mad: and foolishly asks "how are things?", so he hears about the whole sorry week and I finished by telling him what happened after I finally made it out of bed this am.
"So, I'm walking out of the kitchen with my breakfast(brunch would be more accurate) with my tea and avocado toast, big dogs take off from beside me to bark at a cat or the like in the garden, he brushes against me, unbalancing me so I scrape and bruise my elbow and when I rebalance, I accidentally stand on his tail, off he runs all barky bark and I sit down for breakfast feeling very sorry and miserable for myself.
O/H's response? Oh god, is the dog ok?
I tell my friend(also male) the same story he says "Are you Ok?"
TA'ed seems I'm less nb than the dog's(who didn't notice)tail.

LadyMacBeth_ · 07-10-2017 01:21PM

I raced to get to Heuston before two to get the 2pm train to Cork. I arrive all breathless with ten minutes to spare and get my ticket. The guy at the ticket office tells me that there are works on the line and the next train to Cork is not until 3.25. Rage.

northgirl · 07-10-2017 01:37PM

When you run into someone after years and they're all like "oh how can I get in touch? let's do coffee or wine", knowing full well you'll not hear from them. Stop wasting my time.

PeterParker957 · 07-10-2017 01:37PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

I raced to get to Heuston before two to get the 2pm train to Cork. I arrive all breathless with ten minutes to spare and get my ticket. The guy at the ticket office tells me that there are works on the line and the next train to Cork is not until 3.25. Rage.

Forgot once that the train was 3.25 and not 3pm.

On the plus side Thurles is lovely but pain the home to get back from late at night!!

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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