Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

PeterParker957 · 04-10-2017 02:00PM

"You need to get some gizmos and hook up one of them setups where em with the go pro and your laptop"

That's a thing ??? Scuse me, am off to the shops!!

Can someone tell my boss I haven't gone mad and am talking to the laptop!

OldNotWIse · 04-10-2017 03:01PM

I am trying to figure out when I should be ovulating and I have zero record of anything that would help me calculate it. I'd normally have a message I'd sent complaining about period pain, or a TA here about PMT but there is nothing. I have no idea when my magic time will be. it's certainly not f*cking today anyway. :mad:

Also TA I want to work outdoors and I don't.

retro:electro · 04-10-2017 03:34PM

Being in the doctor and having her Google my symptoms in front of me. :rolleyes:

I'm moving out at the end of the month. Delighted as the place I'm in now is cold and damp but I'll really miss my neighbour

She's old and in a wheelchair and I often pop into her for a cup of tea or run to the shops for her. I'll still pop in but I'll be on the other side of town so it won't always be as practical. I know she had comfort in me being beside her and she loved my dog.

maudgonner · 04-10-2017 03:45PM

anna080 wrote: »

Being in the doctor and having her Google my symptoms in front of me. :rolleyes:

Snigger. Is that what the kids are calling it these days? :pac:

TA'd at my dirty mind!

northgirl · 04-10-2017 05:57PM

Sky installation due tomorrow. Get a text at 6pm saying between 9 and 11. I need an afternoon appointment - I can't wait any longer!!

Paddy Cow · 04-10-2017 06:08PM

Renault have an annoying ad on the radio for "brand nearly new cars". "Enjoy the brand nearly new smell". Fcuk off. It's second hand. It's even more annoying than the phrase "previously loved" :rolleyes:

erica74 · 04-10-2017 06:10PM

Hector Bellend wrote: »

Screaming kids in a library

Screaming kids.

erica74 · 04-10-2017 06:11PM

donegal_man wrote: »

Reading through the posts on one particular thread. Does anybody know the difference between there, their and they're any more?
Taught and Thought are NOT the same word! Also hate being described as a "grammar Nazi".

I hate that term too. I just like to speak and read proper English. I like to think that the more I remind people, the better their language skills will become.

erica74 · 04-10-2017 06:15PM

MuffinTop86 wrote: »

Staying at home for the week. Got a call from one of those call centres who try to tell you there's something wrong with your computer.
I may have said some unsavoury things. He didn't respond and hung up.
I feel better though.

Recently I told one of those eejits I was going to get my credit card from another room and I put the phone down on the table and left him hanging there. I've no idea how long he waited for me to come back, hopefully ages :pac:

erica74 · 04-10-2017 06:15PM

TA that you can't multi quote on the mobile site.

Rosie Rant · 04-10-2017 07:09PM

Stupid moving ads on the mobile site, making scrolling an annoying, jumpy experience.

People who appear to wholeheartedly agree to requests and then do the exact opposite to what was asked of them.

The footpaths in front of the shopping centre are death traps after the rain. I had to walk like a tightrope wallker to get in there today.

Speedsie · 04-10-2017 07:36PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I am trying to figure out when I should be ovulating and I have zero record of anything that would help me calculate it. I'd normally have a message I'd sent complaining about period pain, or a TA here about PMT but there is nothing. I have no idea when my magic time will be. it's certainly not f*cking today anyway. :mad:

Also TA I want to work outdoors and I don't.

There's an app for that! I use WomanLog, others recommend Clue...

Ta'd I'm studying by so much dust I'm sneezing constantly. No amount of vacuuming is clearing it up!

Guy Sajer · 04-10-2017 08:23PM

Facebook competition entry sob stories.

Like, share, comment. But these people who use deaths as part of a sob story. "I'd give the tickets away to poor Tom, whose wife passed away, they met on the Hogan stand and he'd love to go back, an avid fan he his, but he doesn't get out much as he has no legs ever since he rescued those orphans."

s4uv3 · 04-10-2017 08:51PM

Trying to organise people to commit to do something.

"Can you do x on the 12th?"
Probably yeah.

Well fcuking can you or not? Tell me now so I can organise a replacement and dont get let down the day before....

KatW4 · 04-10-2017 09:43PM

I managed to whack my forehead with a sweeping brush and it's left a lump and a mark. My family, the meanies that they are, laughed their heads off. Im TA'd that they didn't take me seriously when I said it really hurt but laughed instead.

Ted_YNWA · 04-10-2017 09:47PM

TA that I also laughed.

Mam of 4 · 04-10-2017 09:48PM

So did I !!

TA that I banged my knee then , serves me right for laughing at KatW4's misfortune..

KatW4 · 04-10-2017 09:53PM

TA, the lack of support that I am receiving over this trauma in my life! :P

Mam of 4 · 04-10-2017 09:58PM

TA'd that I now have the song - Ooops Upside Your Head (or whatever it's called)stuck on repeat in my brain now ..:D

LadyMacBeth_ · 04-10-2017 10:01PM

I have a pain in my belly. Someone rub it for me!

New Home · 04-10-2017 10:02PM

Sorry KatW4, I pictured Sideshow Bob and the rakes...

FanadMan · 04-10-2017 10:48PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote:

I have a pain in my belly. Someone rub it for me!

BoomBap will be here soon I'm sure

04-10-2017 11:43PM

When people refer to Facebook as Arsebook or Bookface. You're not witty, you're not funny. The state of ya in fact.

Purple Mountain · 04-10-2017 11:52PM

Omackeral wrote: »

When people refer to Facebook as Arsebook or Bookface. You're not witty, you're not funny. The state of ya in fact.

Does TwoFacedbook or Fakebook make it any more palateable??

04-10-2017 11:55PM

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Does TwoFacedbook or Fakebook make it any more palateable??

Actually yes! They make sense. Thanks you Purple motherf*cker!

Purple Mountain · 04-10-2017 11:59PM

Omackeral wrote: »

Actually yes! They make sense. Thanks you Purple motherf*cker!

If you wanna trade insults..then you smell like a bad case of vaginitis

And I take back the nice compliment I left you over on t'other thread.
Goodnight sir!

05-10-2017 12:13AM

Purple Mountain wrote: »

If you wanna trade insults..then you smell like a bad case of vaginitis
And I take back the nice compliment I left you over on t'other thread.
Goodnight sir!

I wasn't insulting you at all. I find your purpleness majestic! Ps I smell amazing

05-10-2017 12:39AM

DunnoKidz wrote: »

So, this passes as wit & humour where you're from?

TA: crudeness claiming to be wit.

Where did I say or claim that was witty or funny though? I didn't.

DunnoKidz · 05-10-2017 12:52AM

Some posts just speak for themselves.

foxy farmer · 05-10-2017 01:56AM

The thread titled Vegas Shooting Incident.
I keep reading it as Vegan shooting incident.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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